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Xhale12
07-31-2008, 09:17 PM
Hey guys. Im having a real hard time right now and need some help. Some friends of mine are going to the beach and want to swim around for a while and I was asked to come.

I would love to go but am really concerned about going in the water and getting salt water in my mouth. I already have consumed my max amount of sodium for the day and I dont want to take any chances.

What should I do.........

FunkDaddy
07-31-2008, 09:18 PM
Tell them to go to a swimming hole instead so the only thing you'll be swallowing is the nutrients from the dead bodies decomposing.

Mxer_129
07-31-2008, 09:19 PM
someones bored.

MarkVI
07-31-2008, 09:20 PM
Tell them to go to a swimming hole instead so the only thing you'll be swallowing is the nutrients from the dead bodies decomposing.

X2 on this, The extra protein from the rotting corpses will do you good.

Xhale12
07-31-2008, 09:21 PM
X2 on this, The extra protein from the rotting corpses will do you good.

What if some of it is soy protein though???

MarkVI
07-31-2008, 09:22 PM
What if some of it is soy protein though???

You'll grow boobs; even more reason to go!

DTrulez616
07-31-2008, 09:23 PM
What if some of it is soy protein though???

Stay away from the dead women bodies.

BlueFenix13S
07-31-2008, 09:25 PM
Shove a Brita down your throat and you're good to go brotha!

Ibballard
07-31-2008, 09:30 PM
Just duct tape your mouth closed and sit in the ocean for 10-20 hours. The higher concentration of sodium in the water will suck out all the water from your body, and you'll look dry and RIP'd.

Xhale12
07-31-2008, 09:32 PM
Shove a Brita down your throat and you're good to go brotha!

Britas are highly processed.

Xhale12
08-01-2008, 10:05 AM
Do they make any organic filters?

Dr. Horse
08-01-2008, 10:56 AM
I'd be more worried about the water getting into your other orifices. You can get really bloated that way.

Ibballard
08-01-2008, 11:17 AM
Enema FTW!

Arcanne
08-01-2008, 12:04 PM
Are you serious?

yzrider400f
08-01-2008, 12:06 PM
lol

churn
08-01-2008, 12:11 PM
I'm waiting for a really serious guy to come in...