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11-29-2006, 03:31 PM #1
craziest thing you said to get some p**sy
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11-29-2006, 03:32 PM #2Iron Snowflake
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Ah yes, the good old "Just the Tip" gameOriginally Posted by bitoy
I don't know either lol
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11-29-2006, 03:33 PM #3Registered User
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I love you
Hero worship is unhealthy and cucklike
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11-29-2006, 03:34 PM #4Registered User
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"I love you and she really doesn't mean anything to me"... Long ago and I wouldn't do that now though because I have a different outlook on things
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11-29-2006, 03:34 PM #5Damn i'm great....
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I have a large penis
5'10
205
Chest-49
Arms-18
Waist- size 32
Bench-380
Squat-500+
I appreciate reps.
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11-29-2006, 03:34 PM #6Guy told me that once, never got laid.Originally Posted by bitoy
"In order to succeed, the desire for success must be greater than the fear of failure." - Bill Cosby
"The difference between a goal and a dream is a deadline." Don't remember who.
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11-29-2006, 03:36 PM #7worked for me.Originally Posted by acd
Guy told me that once, never got laid.
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11-29-2006, 03:37 PM #8Registered User
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She didn't want a one night stand, said we had to start dating if we had sex. We had sex and she woke up alone.
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11-29-2006, 03:38 PM #9Retired
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"If you scream, Ill cut ya Bitch!"
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11-29-2006, 03:38 PM #10Damn, that's cruel. LOLOriginally Posted by Occy
"In order to succeed, the desire for success must be greater than the fear of failure." - Bill Cosby
"The difference between a goal and a dream is a deadline." Don't remember who.
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11-29-2006, 03:40 PM #11Really? LOLOriginally Posted by bitoy
worked for me.
The guy was like I just want to feel it, just a little bit. Still to this day he wants it but he'll never have it. LOL I don't tease him or anything.
I am happily married. I get pleny of good luvin'.
"In order to succeed, the desire for success must be greater than the fear of failure." - Bill Cosby
"The difference between a goal and a dream is a deadline." Don't remember who.
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11-29-2006, 03:40 PM #12Registered User
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"Come on..just for a second"
And it was
haha just kidding
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11-29-2006, 03:40 PM #13Boomer Sooner BITCH
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we can do this the easy or hard way...
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11-29-2006, 03:42 PM #14mkay?
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"I don't have aids."
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11-29-2006, 03:42 PM #15good for you.Originally Posted by acd
Really? LOL
The guy was like I just want to feel it, just a little bit. Still to this day he wants it but he'll never have it. LOL I don't tease him or anything.
I am happily married. I get pleny of good luvin'.
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11-29-2006, 03:43 PM #16WTF!!! LOL!!!!Originally Posted by Occy
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11-29-2006, 03:44 PM #17Mama There Goes That Man!
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Oh my god ... lol. Reps all around.
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11-29-2006, 03:46 PM #18Hey girl. Where you been? I was all sad and sh*t, LOL, thought you left. I was like no....no more attention whore. LOL j/kOriginally Posted by whatisfightclub
"In order to succeed, the desire for success must be greater than the fear of failure." - Bill Cosby
"The difference between a goal and a dream is a deadline." Don't remember who.
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11-29-2006, 03:47 PM #19Exotic Game Hunter
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Hanging out with a female friend of mine...she wanted to show me some band's video online. The D/L took forever.Originally Posted by bitoy
I said, "this is gonna take a while...wanna f-ck?" "OK" *begins stripping*This account was created for the purpose of roleplaying and satire. All posts, messages, images, or other media produced by this Bodybuilding.com profile, including stories, names, references to characters and incidents, and views expressed, are fictitious and intended as parody. No identification or association with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, or products is intended or should be inferred.
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11-29-2006, 03:48 PM #20Matt of the Mad Variety
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Originally Posted by NuggzTheNinja
serious?
you smooth operator you.
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11-29-2006, 03:50 PM #21welcome back!!!Originally Posted by whatisfightclub
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11-29-2006, 03:51 PM #22Registered User
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lol good oneOriginally Posted by Step_Up
hopefully she wont ask about your syphilis█♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█
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11-29-2006, 03:52 PM #23LOL.Originally Posted by MadMattUK
serious?
you smooth operator you.
Hubby and I when kids are sleeping:
Hubby: Let's f*ck.
Me: Let's.
"In order to succeed, the desire for success must be greater than the fear of failure." - Bill Cosby
"The difference between a goal and a dream is a deadline." Don't remember who.
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11-29-2006, 03:53 PM #24
here's another one:
"I don't want to fukc, I just want to cuddle and feel your naked body next to mine."
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11-29-2006, 03:53 PM #25Banned
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We'll get married after this
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11-29-2006, 03:53 PM #26Mama There Goes That Man!
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LOL. I went on like a two weeks hiatus. Needed to get some things accomplished in life. I just came back earlier this week I think.Originally Posted by acd
Hey girl. Where you been? I was all sad and sh*t, LOL, thought you left. I was like no....no more attention whore. LOL j/k
Are you doing ok? You sound happy!
Originally Posted by bitoy
here's another one:
"I don't want to fukc, I just want to cuddle and feel your naked body next to mine."
Oh my god and to think I used to have such a crush on you
Kidding
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11-29-2006, 03:54 PM #27500 Internal Server Error
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If you do it, I'll give you back your teddy bear...
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11-29-2006, 03:55 PM #28500 Internal Server Error
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Originally Posted by trek_6k
Haha Gotcha.
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11-29-2006, 03:59 PM #29Registered User
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"I washed it before i came out"
"No it was my friend who ****ed your sister"
"Im infertile, you won't get pregnant"
"No i'm not drunvk, i vas in tha saft drunks toonike"
"My webcam is not on! Its your imagination"
"My cat always looks at naked chicks that way(before pussy attacks the pussy)"
"Just take one of these, no its not GHB don't be ****ing stupid"
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11-29-2006, 03:59 PM #30What? I really do love to cuddle. That's the honest truth.Originally Posted by whatisfightclub
Oh my god and to think I used to have such a crush on you
Kidding
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