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12-16-2006, 10:37 PM
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The Phantom
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Ho, Ho, Ho..... :)
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeers, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen... had to be a girl.
The moral of the story is:
1- Girls are physically strong.
2- Girls have a good sense of orientation.
3- Girls like to be tied and then whipped.
4- Girls will do anything for an old, badly dressed geezer as long as he has a lot of gifts.
Merry Christmas to all the wonderful ladies here...
~lifer
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12-16-2006, 10:38 PM
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R.I.P. Grandma 5/12/07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LiftingIsLife
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeers, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen... had to be a girl.
The moral of the story is:
1- Girls are physically strong.
2- Girls have a good sense of orientation.
3- Girls like to be tied and then whipped.
4- Girls will do anything for an old, badly dressed geezer as long as he has a lot of gifts.
Merry Christmas to all the wonderful ladies here...
~lifer
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ha wow...and how long did you spend depicting this?
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12-17-2006, 09:19 PM
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Corporate Thug/Bully
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lol 
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12-18-2006, 11:19 AM
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Registered User
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BUMP to that!!!! LOL!
Check my avatar pic - hiding my antlers under my "Ho ho ho Christmas Hat".
Thanks for another ab workout, Life!
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12-19-2006, 12:08 PM
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very cute, lifer!!!!
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12-19-2006, 12:40 PM
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Only females could get a fat man all over the earth, on time, without getting lost!
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12-21-2006, 12:30 PM
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Banned
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That's quite good actually 
Last edited by Geno; 12-21-2006 at 12:32 PM.
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12-21-2006, 12:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rhbrand
Only females could get a fat man all over the earth, on time, without getting lost!
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This is the damn best response EVER
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12-24-2006, 06:18 PM
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Daddy's Little Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rhbrand
Only females could get a fat man all over the earth, on time, without getting lost!
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Thanks for the laugh, Lifer -- but rhbrand, you ROCK, girl!!
ROTFL!!
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12-25-2006, 08:48 PM
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Location: ohio
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Thank you for making me laugh, I needed that
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