You're mom's a whore.
I ****ed your sister.
You're girlfriend sucked my dick last thursday.
You're best friend told me he sucked your dick but it was really small.
You're family hates you.
Your mom told me you're adopted. right after I ****ed her in the ass and screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I heard your dad beats you. With his johnson. In your face.
Your dog didnt run away i murdered it.
Your mom cheats on your dad with the mailman. And me. And our math teacher.
Just yell "Your mom!" at them. It's a classic that works for just about any insult. It'll leave them stunned and reeling, wondering WTF just hit them.
Album of the Forever: Lamb of God - Sacrament
"I wonder if these kind of people walk into school and say, 'teacher, i'd like to learn something but i don't want to be TOO smart... i mean i don't want to come out looking like Einstein or anything'" - jack_of_all
"still, i think i would actually keel over and die if i didn't squat and deadlift." - Rachel_n_SD
"New research shows that straps are now banned from the earth and is now declared as a sin." - Chrisx9118
The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. It's easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger