Best thing a girl has said to you during sex
The all time best thing a girl has ever said to me during sex was when she said,"Cum on me, no cum in my mouth."
I was hittin it doggystyle when she said that. I pulled out and ripped off the condom and threw it across the room as fast as possible.
Best thing ever!
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04-01-2008, 08:10 AM #1Banned
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Best thing a girl has said to you during sex
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04-01-2008, 08:10 AM #2Banned
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isnt a remote great? they dont have any wires or anything
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04-01-2008, 08:25 AM #3Registered User
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Violate me
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Dios Mio
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04-01-2008, 08:29 AM #4Registered User
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Alright fine, my dog can watch.
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04-01-2008, 08:33 AM #5Hei Long....Wo Ai Ni. ;)
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The best thing a girl has ever said to me during sex was....."You want me to make you a sandwich afterwards?" I immediately shot my load.
No, but seriously. The best thing(s) that was said during sex by the woman to me had a LOT of curse words. The bottom line was that she kept wanting me to cum ALL over her..............literally. It was my fiance (yup, VERY lucky I am). She wanted me to cum inside her (yes, she has the pill), cum on her ass, her tits, her face, her mouth (she let it dribble down chin), her hair, etc. She was extremely horny that night (we'd been away from each other for 4 months) and wanted to be a cum dumpster that night. The ONLY time it has ever happened, unfortunately. But, it was HOT!!! We both were sore the next day, too. She drained every ounce of splooge out of me and my penor was so sore, it was almost like blue balls.
But, we had FUN that night.
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04-01-2008, 08:34 AM #6Registered User
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The funniest thing I've heard: My male friend told me about a girl he screwed. When she came she said, "Visa...Visa...Mastercard!" lol
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04-01-2008, 08:36 AM #7I'm psycho
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does she want to join?
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04-01-2008, 08:37 AM #8Knockout
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"ur the best sex i've ever had.... APRIL FOOLS"
Never forget where you came from.
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04-01-2008, 08:54 AM #9Made in Greece
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wow you have a big dick.....then she said not April fools day
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04-01-2008, 09:29 AM #10Registered User
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I'm curious to see if any ladies chime in and tell us what they've said/done....for reps.
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04-01-2008, 09:33 AM #11Banned
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Originally Posted by BlkDrgn06
No, but seriously. The best thing(s) that was said during sex by the woman to me had a LOT of curse words. The bottom line was that she kept wanting me to cum ALL over her..............literally. It was my fiance (yup, VERY lucky I am). She wanted me to cum inside her (yes, she has the pill), cum on her ass, her tits, her face, her mouth (she let it dribble down chin), her hair, etc. She was extremely horny that night (we'd been away from each other for 4 months) and wanted to be a cum dumpster that night. The ONLY time it has ever happened, unfortunately. But, it was HOT!!! We both were sore the next day, too. She drained every ounce of splooge out of me and my penor was so sore, it was almost like blue balls.
But, we had FUN that night.
Yeah when girls cuss a lot, and say "**** my pussy" during sex, it just makes it 10x better. I would rather her talk dirty than moan.
Yeah, I'm curious about this too.Originally Posted by usamarshal
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04-01-2008, 09:43 AM #12Still Breathin'
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"I promise I won't call the police if you let me live."
She was a sweet girl.
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04-01-2008, 09:45 AM #13Registered User
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I have a nympho at the moment, she's absolutely amazing and has pretty much said everything mentioned in this thread. She's got b-control so I can cream pie all day if I want. Favorite though is just "Thats the best orgasm i've ever had"
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04-01-2008, 09:46 AM #14I Lost 115#s bruh
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOriginally Posted by hublife
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04-01-2008, 09:46 AM #15Proud Dad
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stick it in my ass
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04-01-2008, 09:48 AM #16Registered User
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04-01-2008, 09:49 AM #17Registered User
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"This is sooo worth Gonorrhea"
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04-01-2008, 09:59 AM #18Registered Abuser
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04-01-2008, 10:05 AM #19Misc vampire hunter
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"I have never felt so good in my life...dont stop...you ****ing ******* keep going!!"
then her mom walked in......end of that.CHEW CREW. Fear us
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04-01-2008, 10:11 AM #20Learning the Hard Way
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"Feels like it's in my stomach"
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04-01-2008, 10:11 AM #21Supple Leapord
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not gonna get alot better than that....Originally Posted by 5x10
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04-01-2008, 10:11 AM #22
yur better than your brother.....{j/k} !
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04-01-2008, 10:16 AM #23All the pigs All lined up
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"I wish you could **** my friends so they'd know what they're missing"
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04-01-2008, 10:18 AM #24Registered User
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they dont talk much with duck tape over their mou.... wait...
we on tv?Ron Paul.
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04-01-2008, 10:27 AM #25iron lion zion
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it wasnt during sex but i was fingering this chick and she moved over to grab my dick, and i was semi hard at this point, and shes says dissapointed "i thought you'd be harder" needless to say i was quite drunk and this chick was a 7/10
whatever people say i am, thats what i'm not
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04-01-2008, 10:29 AM #26Straight Cash Homie
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Si Papi
You're huge! (when referring to my penis)
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04-01-2008, 10:29 AM #27Banned
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"Cum on my face!!"
LOL WUT?
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04-01-2008, 10:31 AM #28Watch Me Shine
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Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-01-2008, 10:41 AM #29Sexual Chocolate
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"God damn boy, I DO have a bottom!" And "I feel like I go from pregnant, to giving birth every time you stroke!" Yes, very serious. . .same girl, chick I'm currently dating. I've heard the "I do have a bottom" before from others though.
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04-01-2008, 10:46 AM #30Angus Destroyer
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"i gotta go in 30 seconds"
i replied with "it only takes me 15 seconds"
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