lol i just caught my mom

**AKR** · 10-25-2006, 03:09 AM

Originally Posted by hardestgainer

SO basically my mom thinks she's allowed to do whatever she wants whenever she wants, and I havent been getting along with her cuz she picks my lock and sneaks into my room at night or when im at work; she goes through all of my stuff and even picked the locked to my locked cabinet drawer(sp?) on my desk! inside I had all my movies, she basically took about 10 of them because they were rated R, had actors in them she didnt like (i.e. will ferrel and vince vaungh (sp?)) or thought they were "inappropriate" even though none of them were and I purchased all of them with my own money.

But the funniest part is, she has completely denied sneaking into my room, or ever being in there when im asleep or gone. So basically I stayed up and waited for her to pick my lock and walk into me waiting there for her.

So she just picked my lock and opened the door to see me there looking right at her! lol, she didnt know what to say except "what are you still doing up? go to bed" lol. I mean holly crap she does this twice a day! I would think if she would do this at all it'd be like only once a month or so......

your mom is a psycho. plant some anthrax in your cabinet and be done with her.

**Itchy Nads** · 10-25-2006, 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by hardestgainer

SO basically my mom thinks she's allowed to do whatever she wants whenever she wants, and I havent been getting along with her cuz she picks my lock and sneaks into my room at night or when im at work; she goes through all of my stuff and even picked the locked to my locked cabinet drawer(sp?) on my desk! inside I had all my movies, she basically took about 10 of them because they were rated R, had actors in them she didnt like (i.e. will ferrel and vince vaungh (sp?)) or thought they were "inappropriate" even though none of them were and I purchased all of them with my own money.

But the funniest part is, she has completely denied sneaking into my room, or ever being in there when im asleep or gone. So basically I stayed up and waited for her to pick my lock and walk into me waiting there for her.

So she just picked my lock and opened the door to see me there looking right at her! lol, she didnt know what to say except "what are you still doing up? go to bed" lol. I mean holly crap she does this twice a day! I would think if she would do this at all it'd be like only once a month or so......

Wow, that's a really great story....

**Briangumble** · 10-25-2006, 03:50 AM

Originally Posted by Magnus_9

this thread is useless without pics of your cabinet drawer

Yeah post pics of your cabinet drawer. I need something like that with a lock in my room.

**MagicElf** · 10-25-2006, 05:35 AM

You could stop all this nonsense buy lying in wait for your mom. The next time, lay in bed naked stroking your man meat when she opens the door. This ought to make her think twice before entering uninvited.........or, well, I guess in some places this may turn into some sick porn, but oh well........

**hardestgainer** · 10-25-2006, 07:59 AM

look guys, sorry for the thread "not delivering" and iv already said that....and how am I 12?

**Andy K** · 10-25-2006, 11:56 AM

If you've got money to be buying DVDs I suggest you now save up to buy some good locks. She's not going to stop doing it, or become cool overnight.

**The-Stig** · 10-25-2006, 12:01 PM

Invite WSSicks over to lunch at your house and hide him in your room. He'll have a talk with your mom and if that won't straighten her out, I don't know what will. WSSicks cures most diseases out there.

**RD1234** · 10-25-2006, 12:07 PM

ooo thank god i thought you caught me and her

**mr.perffect** · 10-25-2006, 12:09 PM

maye you should let her catch you doing something ... or hide some cigarettes in your drawer ... and really give her something to worry about

**patrotoc** · 10-25-2006, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by hardestgainer

SO basically my mom thinks she's allowed to do whatever she wants whenever she wants, and I havent been getting along with her cuz she picks my lock and sneaks into my room at night or when im at work; she goes through all of my stuff and even picked the locked to my locked cabinet drawer(sp?) on my desk! inside I had all my movies, she basically took about 10 of them because they were rated R, had actors in them she didnt like (i.e. will ferrel and vince vaungh (sp?)) or thought they were "inappropriate" even though none of them were and I purchased all of them with my own money.

But the funniest part is, she has completely denied sneaking into my room, or ever being in there when im asleep or gone. So basically I stayed up and waited for her to pick my lock and walk into me waiting there for her.

So she just picked my lock and opened the door to see me there looking right at her! lol, she didnt know what to say except "what are you still doing up? go to bed" lol. I mean holly crap she does this twice a day! I would think if she would do this at all it'd be like only once a month or so......

Dude that is crazy I would get some kind of lock she couldn't pick. your mom is crazy

**Cyborg Surfer** · 10-25-2006, 12:19 PM

Heres an idea....unlock everything and leave it all open

Ive got a lock on my door and thats it.....but I never lock it. Ive got a locked box that I keep my money etc in/ If you have nothing to hide / dont do anything wrong then why lock up your stuff

Leave everything that has a lock on it open alittle, like an inch or so, unlock the door and leave it wide open.

Leave a note or something, go ahead and have a look around - Nothing to hide

Or just go get her, take her to your room and ask her what exactly it is she wants to see / search. Then watch her do it.

**jjjjj5** · 10-25-2006, 12:21 PM

lol your mom took movies with will ferrel and vince vaughn because she doesnt like them??? WTF

**YuMadThough** · 10-25-2006, 12:24 PM

Your mum is a nut job.

Send her to a maximum security mental institute.

**Le234** · 10-25-2006, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by hardestgainer

lol, yeah sorry guys, there is no sick story about me catching my mom doing something else.

Go into her room...Take all her sexy underwear and Lingerie...Then tell her those thing's are inappropiate for a married woman to have ..!

**Shredder419** · 10-25-2006, 01:53 PM

By Golly, I sure am glad my mom doesnt suck. Anyone else?

**Mithrandir** · 10-25-2006, 01:57 PM

my fiances mom is a total psycho too. Im not gonna go into that. Id like your **** with a deadbolt, then get an uber ass padlock for outside your door. Run an assload of current to your door so anyone who touches it gets shocked like hell.

Wait up for her again act like your sleeping and once she gets in your room. Get in her face. Slap her really hard and yell "Im Rick James BITCH!!!!"

**JYD** · 10-25-2006, 01:57 PM

<-- subscribing

I gave out all my reps for the day in this thread-

**bill257** · 10-25-2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by John L

This thread does not deliver, for the title is misleading

Yeah, I expected him to catch his mother in a gangbang with two black guys with huge cocks.

**BuildUpNow** · 10-25-2006, 01:59 PM

Shouldve invite ur mom to join u in bed and piitb.

if she is hot.

**RACKITUP** · 10-25-2006, 02:02 PM

You should have a swivel-chair, and spin round to face her, whilst stroking a black cat with one eye....

" sooo Mrs Hardgainer...we meet agen...."

**Woodpile** · 10-25-2006, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by hardestgainer

SO basically my mom thinks she's allowed to do whatever she wants whenever she wants, and I havent been getting along with her cuz she picks my lock and sneaks into my room at night or when im at work; she goes through all of my stuff and even picked the locked to my locked cabinet drawer(sp?) on my desk! inside I had all my movies, she basically took about 10 of them because they were rated R, had actors in them she didnt like (i.e. will ferrel and vince vaungh (sp?)) or thought they were "inappropriate" even though none of them were and I purchased all of them with my own money.

But the funniest part is, she has completely denied sneaking into my room, or ever being in there when im asleep or gone. So basically I stayed up and waited for her to pick my lock and walk into me waiting there for her.

So she just picked my lock and opened the door to see me there looking right at her! lol, she didnt know what to say except "what are you still doing up? go to bed" lol. I mean holly crap she does this twice a day! I would think if she would do this at all it'd be like only once a month or so......

Put a pack of rabid cats in your room. That will teach her. All she will see is this when she opens the door...

**Anwynd** · 10-25-2006, 02:06 PM

**Need2ShapeUp** · 10-25-2006, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by hardestgainer

SO basically my mom thinks she's allowed to do whatever she wants whenever she wants, and I havent been getting along with her cuz she picks my lock and sneaks into my room at night or when im at work; she goes through all of my stuff and even picked the locked to my locked cabinet drawer(sp?) on my desk! inside I had all my movies, she basically took about 10 of them because they were rated R, had actors in them she didnt like (i.e. will ferrel and vince vaungh (sp?)) or thought they were "inappropriate" even though none of them were and I purchased all of them with my own money.

But the funniest part is, she has completely denied sneaking into my room, or ever being in there when im asleep or gone. So basically I stayed up and waited for her to pick my lock and walk into me waiting there for her.

So she just picked my lock and opened the door to see me there looking right at her! lol, she didnt know what to say except "what are you still doing up? go to bed" lol. I mean holly crap she does this twice a day! I would think if she would do this at all it'd be like only once a month or so......

Be happy that you have a mother. Be happy that you have a mother that cares about you. You'll be 'free' soon enough.

anonymous · 10-25-2006, 02:07 PM

**rare_breed189** · 10-25-2006, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by riprock

jesus christ your mom probably sucks your cock while you're asleep bro. seriously wtf that bitch should be reported who can treat someone like this

Well it is most guys fantasy to wake up to someone giving them a BJ

**Mithrandir** · 10-25-2006, 02:09 PM

im telling you the rick james thing will work, she will be so shocked she will never come back in your room let alone speak to you again

**Leathalx** · 10-25-2006, 02:15 PM

Dude just kick the sh*t out of her.

**SF_Muscle_** · 10-25-2006, 02:24 PM

um...i think the the real question is: Why are you hiding R rated movies in a locked drawer and why is your mom so damn weird about R rated movies. YOUR 17 YRS OLD. You can actually go to the theatre, get ID'ed, and still be allowed to watch the R rated movie.

**SPAM** · 10-25-2006, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by hardestgainer

SO basically my mom thinks she's allowed to do whatever she wants whenever she wants, and I havent been getting along with her cuz she picks my lock and sneaks into my room at night or when im at work; she goes through all of my stuff and even picked the locked to my locked cabinet drawer(sp?) on my desk! inside I had all my movies, she basically took about 10 of them because they were rated R, had actors in them she didnt like (i.e. will ferrel and vince vaungh (sp?)) or thought they were "inappropriate" even though none of them were and I purchased all of them with my own money.

But the funniest part is, she has completely denied sneaking into my room, or ever being in there when im asleep or gone. So basically I stayed up and waited for her to pick my lock and walk into me waiting there for her.

So she just picked my lock and opened the door to see me there looking right at her! lol, she didnt know what to say except "what are you still doing up? go to bed" lol. I mean holly crap she does this twice a day! I would think if she would do this at all it'd be like only once a month or so......

This si what my mom does with my sister's myspace, now that she has the password to access it. She looks at ALL of my sister's friends' profiles to 'monitor'. Its an obsession thats about her, not my sister. Likely the same case with your mom.

**reyalp** · 10-25-2006, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by OmniPotentTitan

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