calories in sperm - serious thread

[IbePimpN]

someone told me there's approximately 500 calories in an average amount sperm.
to be honest, i think it's proabably true.

anyone know anything?

i apologise if this has been discussed already.

peace.

dam, maybe thats why my girl gained about 10 pounds sense we been dating

[Pamurkin]

damn im having a hard time swallowing it. be right back need to get some water out the fridge to wash it down.............................................. ............

[_Lifter4Life_]

it's actually more like 5-10 cals and about as much protein as a couple of peanuts.

bummer.

looks like i've got get some powder!

From ur display it looks like you need to get some real food, powder wont do it all my friend.

Lifter,

[anonymous]

[Shiden11]

this thread started off as a genuine question. of course it's not going to be completely serious, because none of you people can talk about semen or sperm in mature way. for those who think i'm gay, that's great for you. it would make no difference to your lives would it? so what's your problem? you all think that eating your own semen is gay. it's not! it's weird, but not gay. you must be quite unsure of your sexuality. you're not going to go far in life - you'll just be one of those strange muscley people with no talent (arnold schwarzenegger has actually got brains).

to those who answered this thread appropriately, and didn't call me gay or a ****ing retard, thank you. and good luck with your training

to the rest of you, good luck in life, you're really going to need it.

PEACE

Hey buddy take it easy. I know a lot of the responses have been immature, but there's no need to respond this way. Your post sounds like something Hitler would say.

[Zepphire]

Hey buddy take it easy. I know a lot of the responses have been immature, but there's no need to respond this way. Your post sounds like something Hitler would say.

Do you happen to have the link to that article?

[bleeder]

someone told me there's approximately 500 calories in an average amount sperm.
to be honest, i think it's proabably true.

can't be.. you're still skinny

[GaySteph]

[blinKme431]

yes sir, will do

He hasn't responded since this post, so maybe (hopefully) he wasn't being sarcastic.

[lordmatt]

couldnt have said it better myself

lol reps.

[Jack Slater]

Only in the Misc.

[highroad]

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2003/as-...p660-semen.php

A tablespoon of semen contains approximately six calories. Semen does contain protein, but it also contains all kinds of chemicals and minerals, including water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and zinc. But it does not contain enough of any of these things to be considered "nutritious."

[OneBetter]

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2003/as-...p660-semen.php

A tablespoon of semen contains approximately six calories. Semen does contain protein, but it also contains all kinds of chemicals and minerals, including water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and zinc. But it does not contain enough of any of these things to be considered "nutritious."

let it die. just let it die

[Ralph Wiggum]

nicely said.

You are a ****ing sicko.




P.S. if you eat your own load, you wouldn't get anything from it anyway, because you are putting calories into your body that your body just released into your own mouth. You sick ****.

[anonymous]

[Ralph Wiggum]

And you probably burned 200+ calories just trying to get that load out.

And even more producing the sperm in your body.

[jamman5]

I heard girls get some protein if they swallow I don't know if its true but I will keep telling them that

[cowboyathlete]

Slurp!

[Ramzy_]

Slurp!

Here's a serious "related" question... if it takes a lot of macro's/calories to make sperm then you shouldn't jizz too frequently during bulking... Rofl what am I saying?

[Violator009]

lol at serious tag

[P4yn3]

Sperm omelette

[vik_man]

so this is why gay guys are always in great shape.

[blockmonkey]

someone told me there's approximately 500 calories in an average amount sperm.
to be honest, i think it's proabably true.

anyone know anything?

i apologise if this has been discussed already.

peace.

Your boyfriend just told you that to get you to swallow. Sucker

[cannibal.horse]

**** understanding of basic anatomy bro.

****ing ***got.