List your most messed up fantasy!

N_nam · 10-09-2006, 06:29 AM

Mine is to meet another guy, who is wonderful. He treats me well and is totally in love with me, and will never cheat on me. We go out for an amazing dinner and have the best evenign ever. Then he takes me to a very prominent hotel, where we take a bubble bath together

Then we get out and he dries me off, and escorts me onto the bed.

He kisses me all over my neck, telling me how much he loves me. At this point I develop breasts lol. He kisses them too.

He lays me back, and lowers his head, kissing the inside of my thighs, and very slowly workign his way towards the penis. He softly kisses that, and then takes it into his mouth and ever so gently sucks on it. I quiver with pleasure loving every moment of it.

He asks if Im ready, I say now more than ever. He lifts my legs over his shoulder, and penetrates me. I accept him easily and with no discomfort. He starts havign sex with me and the connection between us is overpowering! The sex is the best I ever had. For this short time I get to feel what its like to be a woman.

He cums in me, causing me to get pregnant. I ahve his baby and we never fall out of love, but have a wonderful life forever.

x 1000

I know this is whacky but there are even whackier fantasies out there. So share them!!

Lee_5 · 10-09-2006, 07:23 AM

wtf. are you a guy or a girl. you have a penis, want to develope breasts, and get pregnant.

wtf is wrong with you.

adoniscomplex · 10-09-2006, 07:27 AM

wow that tops the block

FreeBirdbulker · 10-09-2006, 07:28 AM

hmm wow I hope the OP is on drugs

@RN1E · 10-09-2006, 07:29 AM

what...the...furrrk?

fightingfury88 · 10-09-2006, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by N_nam

Mine is to meet another guy, who is wonderful. He treats me well and is totally in love with me, and will never cheat on me. We go out for an amazing dinner and have the best evenign ever. Then he takes me to a very prominent hotel, where we take a bubble bath together

Then we get out and he dries me off, and escorts me onto the bed.

He kisses me all over my neck, telling me how much he loves me. At this point I develop breasts lol. He kisses them too.

He lays me back, and lowers his head, kissing the inside of my thighs, and very slowly workign his way towards the penis.

this is where i stopped

honeynut · 10-09-2006, 07:34 AM

Guys, OP is gay. I actually think that fantasy is very romantic. Try to think of it as a girl's fantasy, and respond accordingly.

Such as, "awwwwww cute" or "that is such a lame fantasy, it has no lesbians" or something like that.

Ironic that lesbians are OK with most of you but gays are not.

yes, I am judging y'all by your porn.

HeroOfTheDay384 · 10-09-2006, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by N_nam

Mine is to meet another guy-Male or Female

At this point I develop breasts-Either Male in sci fi, or a flat chick

very slowly workign his way towards the penis-Male

causing me to get pregnant-Female

WTF ARE YOU??????

FreeBirdbulker · 10-09-2006, 07:36 AM

its Pat from Saturday Night Live

honeynut · 10-09-2006, 07:41 AM

I imagine that mixed-gender fantasies are highly common among gays esp. those who are young and might just have recently come to terms with their orientation. Have you talked about these fantasies among the gay community to find out? Has anyone mentionned gender reassignment? Would you actually want to be a woman, for real?

adoniscomplex · 10-09-2006, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by honeynut

Guys, OP is gay. I actually think that fantasy is very romantic. Try to think of it as a girl's fantasy, and respond accordingly.

Such as, "awwwwww cute" or "that is such a lame fantasy, it has no lesbians" or something like that.

Ironic that lesbians are OK with most of you but gays are not.

yes, I am judging y'all by your porn.

i didnt realize op was gay i thought he just had a weird thing about wishing he was a prag girl
ok it makes more sense now

@RN1E · 10-09-2006, 07:53 AM

Gay or not thats still ****ed up ****, am i right? i mean he did say your most messed up fantasy so he knows himself he is trippin somewhere along the line...

Thing that gets me is he is either tryin to provoke wind up comments (troll)

or he is just very comfortable with his sexuality and couldnt care what others think. But even then i mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere... lol

Geno · 10-09-2006, 08:05 AM

I guess back when I wanted a harem. BTW that is a very bad idea even with a good strong girl to run it it's a pain in the ass and the biggest drain of resources ever.

heavy_lifter- · 10-09-2006, 08:14 AM

suprisingly, alot of guys r turned on by thoughts of their gf taking another man. That is why there is thousands of swingers now. and it has been showing in psychological studies that some men are aroused at these thoughts.

honeynut · 10-09-2006, 08:19 AM

I wonder if my husband has those fantasies. He has never shared them with me. I don't know how comfortable I could possibly be with the idea... it would feel like a ticking timebomb!! I am a little amazed at couples who swing because many of them have very strong, deeply abiding commitments to each other, and no third party ever (ok, maybe not EVER) comes between them

I guess I just wonder how that works. Probably because I have never done it before. Man I would be sooooo scared to fuc up my marriage.

riprock · 10-09-2006, 08:33 AM

im sometimes down with the let your gf get banged by another dude fantasy thing and watch, but it's merely a fantasy and something i would never do it just sometimes gets me off when im jerkin it then i feel gross afterwards haha

vIIncent · 10-09-2006, 08:35 AM

A bubble bath!!?! together!!?!! naked?!!!

holy **** thats some f ucked up!!

goocher · 10-09-2006, 08:39 AM

You have a penis and want to get pregnant? Gay or straight, wtf....

N_nam · 10-09-2006, 08:40 AM

Start listign YOUR guys fantasies, dont worry fi they're weird because after mine they wont be so bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeynut

I imagine that mixed-gender fantasies are highly common among gays esp. those who are young and might just have recently come to terms with their orientation. Have you talked about these fantasies among the gay community to find out? Has anyone mentionned gender reassignment? Would you actually want to be a woman, for real?

Honeynut I have never spoken this to anyone because I doubt they would understand and am scared to confide this to someone. I am also ashamed to be gay, unfortunately, that is why I am really in to shemales, because then I would feel like I am doing something wrong. Im not taking a transvestite, or a guy with breast implants, but rather a girl born with all feminine traits, except instead of vag(puke) their is a penis.

I would not want to be with a woman, but I would be with a guy, but ideally I want a shemale by birth(90% woman; 10% man), like Ill ever find oen though.

Im not sure what gender reassignment is? Sex change? I'd be too scared to do it, and without support and a good partner, I'd feel like a freak. :'(

N_nam · 10-09-2006, 08:46 AM

CLARIFICTAION:

-Im male
-Im gay

I know I cant actually get pregnant I was just sayign I wanted to!

Gibblets · 10-09-2006, 08:48 AM

Well, that is a pretty messed up fantasy.

riprock · 10-09-2006, 08:54 AM

k wait you want to have a baby and you're a guy . wow man your parents truley had messed up gene splicing going on

honeynut · 10-09-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by N_nam

Honeynut I have never spoken this to anyone because I doubt they would understand and am scared to confide this to someone. I am also ashamed to be gay, unfortunately, that is why I am really in to shemales, because then I would feel like I am doing something wrong. Im not taking a transvestite, or a guy with breast implants, but rather a girl born with all feminine traits, except instead of vag(puke) their is a penis.

I would not want to be with a woman, but I would be with a guy, but ideally I want a shemale by birth(90% woman; 10% man), like Ill ever find oen though.

Im not sure what gender reassignment is? Sex change? I'd be too scared to do it, and without support and a good partner, I'd feel like a freak. :'(

I think that its obvious you're still working this stuff out in your mind. Don't rush to put a label on yourself. It can take years before you're totally comfortable with your sexuality.

I think it would be smart to seek out an online gay community and post this topic over there, asking others if they have ever experienced similar fantasies, and how they worked out their own understanding of their orientation. I have a feeling your shemale fixation is just part of the process of untangling your own perceptions and desires from all of the years of socialization that have taught you to dichotomize gender into two opposite extremes. You're trying to reconcile "opposites" to come up with where you fit, which is somewhere in the middle.

cougarfootball2 · 10-09-2006, 09:07 AM

Brokeback 2- Im pregnant... coming soon

Cocky Caucasian · 10-09-2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by honeynut

Guys, OP is gay. I actually think that fantasy is very romantic. Try to think of it as a girl's fantasy, and respond accordingly.

Such as, "awwwwww cute" or "that is such a lame fantasy, it has no lesbians" or something like that.

Ironic that lesbians are OK with most of you but gays are not.

yes, I am judging y'all by your porn.

You like lesbo porn too so wtf.

wildphucker · 10-09-2006, 09:20 AM

How are you going to give birth to the baby...**** it out onto a towel?

FreeBirdbulker · 10-09-2006, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by wildphucker

How are you going to give birth to the baby...**** it out onto a towel?

instead of wondering about the sex of the baby, I think we'll have to worry about the color of the baby. will it be brown, white or mixed?

proleader · 10-09-2006, 09:38 AM

Man this is one messed up thread in b 4 tha lock.

honeynut · 10-09-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Cocky Caucasian

You like lesbo porn too so wtf.

You're right, I do like some of it. I however don't have anything against gays, and while many of the posters in this forum share my appreciation for lesbian porn, many of those people are also highly disdainful of gays. I was rolling my eyes at the double standard.

KennyK · 10-09-2006, 09:50 AM

To have sex with a morbidly obese girl while she's eating a cake.

seriously....