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    best personal trainer in the world to give free advice this week only.

    Hi everyone. My name is Ron, and I am the best personal trainer in the world. I have helped hundreds of clients (including movie stars) turn into their best shape possible in my 8 years as personal trainer at the gym and in their private homes. For this week only, I can give you any advice you want for free. Rather you have a sticking point, trying to gain mass or lose mass, or are in competition...I'll give you all the info you need to achieve your goals.

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    lol....3 virginia boys talking trash...hmm, I see a trend here
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    Originally Posted by PhreEkGarden
    oh do me do me
    I don't think he's providing that kind of service...sounds like advice only...
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    My left ball hangs lower than my right one, which exercise can I do to straighten them up?

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    Originally Posted by FatScottishGuy
    My left ball hangs lower than my right one, which exercise can I do to straighten them up?

    switch hands when you JO...bang that other ball lower!

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    This has got to be the most rediculously stupid thread I've ever seen on this board, and there have been some doozies. So, a tip of the cap to you, Mr. Best Personal Trainer In The World, you're the King.

    EDIT: Ok, after looking around, I'm not sure what your agenda is with this thread. But, considering this, http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=771128 , in conjunction with THIS thread, you're officially a 100% waste of time.
    Last edited by JNo20; 10-07-2006 at 10:21 PM.
    Meet PRs @220
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    Total: 1735, (8-22-2008)

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    There is NO WAY this guy is a troll. I mean, come one, how could you even think that?
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    Originally Posted by JNo20
    This has got to be the most rediculously stupid thread I've ever seen on this board, and there have been some doozies. So, a tip of the cap to you, Mr. Best Personal Trainer In The World, you're the King.

    EDIT: Ok, after looking around, I'm not sure what your agenda is with this thread. But, considering this, http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=771128 , in conjunction with THIS thread, you're officially a 100% waste of time.
    Ridiculously. I cannot believe the number of people on here who cannot spell ridiculous. Or masturbation, for that matter.

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    i like behemoth too

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    ron , since i have never seen you write for perform better,ptonthenet.com or anyother personal trainer publication , you have no right to claim anything of that nature
    also thee fact that you dont understand weight training enough to gain any weight your self puts you at a sad state of affairs

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    Shall I send some red bars his way, or just let the mods ban his sorry troll ass and rep adoniscomplex instead?




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    omg this guy is arguing with me over wheather he posted it or not
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    Originally Posted by adoniscomplex
    omg this guy is arguing with me over wheather he posted it or not
    What an idiot.

    Even little_big_man saw it, and he sucks.

    Okay I know thats not related or relevant, but I thought I'd throw it in anyway.
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    Originally Posted by de_barathrum
    i like behemoth too
    Oh yeah. So you do. You mentioned it once before. How rude of me; I had better respond

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    Originally Posted by ron23
    Hi everyone. My name is Ron, and I am the best personal trainer in the world. I have helped hundreds of clients (including movie stars) turn into their best shape possible in my 8 years as personal trainer at the gym and in their private homes. For this week only, I can give you any advice you want for free. Rather you have a sticking point, trying to gain mass or lose mass, or are in competition...I'll give you all the info you need to achieve your goals.

    ease up you guys, the guy above IS telling the truth. i mean, come on, think about it for a second... how could anyone POSSIBLY lie over the internet?!

    got the best trainer in the world?
    got ____?

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    work in retail for 15 years, yet u are the worlds best strength dude or whatever...

    neg away everyone...

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