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    Cant stop pissing the bed after a night of drinking

    Seems like every time i drink alot now i wake up covered in piss. What sucks the most is if i pass out with my clothes on and piss all over my pants and wallet. Then having to use wet pissed on money the next day. Anyone else have this problem? I am thinking about sleeping in a plastic bag taped around my waist. Any other solutions?
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    A plastic bag taped around your head might help?

    Seriously, don't drink so much, problem solved!
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    Wrap your bed in plastic before you go out drinking?

    Or just sleep in the tub/outside.
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    Don't get so wasted that you can't wake up when you have to piss. lol
    Or make sure you go before you pass out.
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    Originally Posted by fndiesel
    Seems like every time i drink alot now i wake up covered in piss. What sucks the most is if i pass out with my clothes on and piss all over my pants and wallet. Then having to use wet pissed on money the next day. Anyone else have this problem? I am thinking about sleeping in a plastic bag taped around my waist. Any other solutions?
    dont drink out so much that u pass out....
    or dont drink period
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    Ever hear the term "Piss drunk"?...maybe don't drink so much...
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    just dont drink. either that, or buy some diapers when u decide to drink.
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    Sadly i too have had this problem, but not like you. But the two times i did it, i was absolutley smashed, and blacked the **** out. I was drinkin everything in sight and then just layed down and passed out, and pissed while passed out. Tip is always, always before going to bed when drinking to take a pee beforehand. And if that doesnt help you, stop drinking and wait like an hour before going to bed. This kid i know pissed his bed wen he wasted, and his girlfirned was in the bed with him. he got owned.
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    Insert a tube into your pee pee and have the tube connect to a bag taped to your leg. Problem solved.
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    lmafo....thats wack man, reps. but i still say he should wear a diaper.
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    i bet your girlfriend adores that problem
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    Originally Posted by fndiesel
    Seems like every time i drink alot now i wake up covered in piss. What sucks the most is if i pass out with my clothes on and piss all over my pants and wallet. Then having to use wet pissed on money the next day. Anyone else have this problem? I am thinking about sleeping in a plastic bag taped around my waist. Any other solutions?
    is this only when you drink booze or if you drink a lot of any kind of fluids? from what i have read, it is pretty common for people to pee themselves when sleeping until their early teens--so if that is your issue, you will probably grow out of it. but it is probably a good idea to cut fluid intake for at least 3 hours before bed, as it takes about 3 hours for what you drink to pass thru (i had read this, and found it true whenever i had a long drive i would need to piss about 3 hours after i drank something).

    if related to drinking alcohol, then you should probably watch how much you drink--as you may just be passing-out or sleeping too deeply due to the alcohol that you don't wake up when you need to pee.
    just my $0.02.
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    Originally Posted by DonMegaR
    i bet your girlfriend adores that problem
    thats what i am thinking about the most. i dont have a girlfriend right now but i dont want this issue to effect me sleeping in the same bed with a girl after a night of drinking. I am in the dorms at college now so the bed is plastic but my sheets and clothes still get messed up. except last night i passed out on my new couch and pissed all over it.
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    Originally Posted by LR3
    is this only when you drink booze or if you drink a lot of any kind of fluids? from what i have read, it is pretty common for people to pee themselves when sleeping until their early teens--so if that is your issue, you will probably grow out of it. but it is probably a good idea to cut fluid intake for at least 3 hours before bed, as it takes about 3 hours for what you drink to pass thru (i had read this, and found it true whenever i had a long drive i would need to piss about 3 hours after i drank something).

    if related to drinking alcohol, then you should probably watch how much you drink--as you may just be passing-out or sleeping too deeply due to the alcohol that you don't wake up when you need to pee.
    beer and lots of it. hah last weekend I pissed on my roommates back pack cause i thought it was a trashcan.
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    Originally Posted by fndiesel
    thats what i am thinking about the most. i dont have a girlfriend right now but i dont want this issue to effect me sleeping in the same bed with a girl after a night of drinking. I am in the dorms at college now so the bed is plastic but my sheets and clothes still get messed up. except last night i passed out on my new couch and pissed all over it.
    Well, if it happens when you have a g/f, just roll her over on your side, then wake her up and yell: "WTF??!!?? look what you did to the bed!!!!" lol
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    just make sure your girlfriend gets wasted too and blame it on her. I had a friend in college that did that. His girlfriend was a lush and he told her that she always did it and she believed him. Haaaaa
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    Seems like every time i drink alot now i wake up covered in piss. What sucks the most is if i pass out with my clothes on and piss all over my pants and wallet. Then having to use wet pissed on money the next day. Anyone else have this problem? I am thinking about sleeping in a plastic bag taped around my waist. Any other solutions?
    i dunno but if someone handed me piss money id beat the **** out of them
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    Originally Posted by mezazvers
    Sadly i too have had this problem, but not like you. But the two times i did it, i was absolutley smashed, and blacked the **** out. I was drinkin everything in sight and then just layed down and passed out, and pissed while passed out. Tip is always, always before going to bed when drinking to take a pee beforehand. And if that doesnt help you, stop drinking and wait like an hour before going to bed. This kid i know pissed his bed wen he wasted, and his girlfirned was in the bed with him. he got owned.

    same thing happened with me and my girlfriend i pissed all over her...but i see it more as her getting owned not me.
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