Girlfriend shat on my balls.

[Hugo Strange]

TRUE STORY-

I took her out to dinner. She had a massive fukin steak(about 20lb i think-HUGE), and when we got back to mine we got it on and she suked it then she got on top and starting going for it like a champ. We were about 5 minutes in when she suddenley goes,'Aaaaaahhhhh'. I thought she was cumming, but as she did this a loud, stuttered trumpet sound was released, and reverbarated throughout the confines of my room, followed by a forced, awkard squelching noise. As this terrible jingle of passion killing 'musicality' finished, i felt a very warm, very runny, yet somehow delightfully viscous entity slowing gather on my balls. At first i was afraid, i thought my balls were bleeding. But logic dictated this was infact a horrifying concoction of my girlfriends food intake that day, and that she had just emitted it over the same golden sack which had previously been slapping her ass with gay abandon.

She slowly got off me and crept into a dark corner of the room, where i told her to stay for the rest of the night. As i lay there, **** on my balls slightly hardened and cold by now, i was disturbed by the pathetic whimpering which was coming from that dark corner of the room. The smell didn't even bother me anymore, but i knew this was the last time i would have **** on my balls.

[MC_Ake]

Totally sick, LMAO@The title....

[NTT]

Strong adjectives.

[BballBuilder]

hahahahah nicely written, I rofled. This is very Tucker Max-ish

[B.A.B.]

She slowly got off me and crept into a dark corner of the room, where i told her to stay for the rest of the night.

i was disturbed by the pathetic whimpering which was coming from that dark corner of the room.

LMFAO

[MagicElf]

You're the next Hemmingway!!!!

[Vaper]

Wtf

[Kiwi_Fella]

crap

[captaincaveman]

Wow, strong bowel movements.

[bigbridrol]

did u break up with her?

[severesoldier]

great story

[Mindripper]

Nice story but sick topic.

[Contract Killer]

HAHAHHAAHA at first glance I declared thee a Troll, but after further inspection I feel you're just a misunderstood court jester and should be commended. Someone give him a rep.

[NAHANCHI00]

Some people enjoy being deficated on. Did she have some corn with her meal mmmmm corn hole!


Gags, chokes, and almost throws up!

[Deevious]

Lovely story. I repped you (Not much, but it'll help).

[FIVE OAKES]

Repped for strong adjectives.

edit: spelling and punctuation could use some work though. I'll still rep you because I laughed.

[JAGERBOY]

Lmfao

[dts1789]

Reps love the way you told it lol

[NAHANCHI00]

I would have made her lick the stuff off!

[severesoldier]

I used to have a friend who had sex with this girl in a tunnel. It's one of those water tunnels that are there in case of a flood so most of the time it doesn't have any water in it. He said he took a **** while having sex with her though! He was like 12 years old and the girl didnt deny having sex with him either. Craazzzy people.

[MattyG]

As this terrible jingle of passion killing 'musicality' finished,

lmao

[boogaard_24]

delightfully viscous entity slowing gather on my balls.

That's beautiful man.

[sunburntface]

TRUE STORY-

She slowly got off me and crept into a dark corner of the room, where i told her to stay for the rest of the night. As i lay there, **** on my balls slightly hardened and cold by now, i was disturbed by the pathetic whimpering which was coming from that dark corner of the room. The smell didn't even bother me anymore, but i knew this was the last time i would have **** on my balls.

It kind of sounds like you screwed a dog, but LMFAO anyways

[ORM]

This would definitely get an A in a descriptive literature class.

[(((A^T^R)))_old]

Wow Strong colloquial speech !

Repped