Eating sperm? is this a good idea?

**fatman1234** · 09-23-2006, 07:03 PM

OK........ this is going to be extremely ackward, and wrong, but it struck some curiosity in my mind so here it goes, now im completely straight and have a girlfriend. now my girlfriend bought me one of those sex techniques books, we never had sex before, but she saids she wants to for her birthday thats in a month, so im not arguing, she said it would be awesoem if we did some of that crazy stuff from the book so i began reading up(not that im horrible at love making, prob not the best, just average i suppose)
And then ... in the first chapter, which was all about facts about sex, like womens and mens arousal points, blah blah blah, all that ****.... but there was a fact section about sperm, like one fact was sperm travels at 28 miles per hour, like what its made of. But the last fact was that a normal "load" of sperm contains 35-40grams of protein!!!!! So this got me thinking, I realized always how hard it was to get even your body weight in protein, much less the 2 times your body weight in protein for super results, like thats a hella lot chicken and fish, and protein shakes... (which cost money and most taste like **** anyway, like a accomplishment to down them....) so I had a idea, y not eat your sperm, you would easily be able to get like 200g+ protein a day now!!!!! I dont think anyone will argue that masturbating isnt fun, so just eat it now instead of doing what you normally do with the sperm...
So, is this a good idea, im guessing it just depends how far your willing to go to get muscular, Im not really sure if I should do this or not, it seems promising, but so ****ed up....

**One Man Army** · 09-23-2006, 07:05 PM

Do it..let us know how it goes..in fact

do it now..give us feedback

**Neo_Anthony** · 09-23-2006, 07:06 PM

yeah, bust in a cup twice daily.. and drink it before you go to sleep. What a great idea!

**whitesox3223** · 09-23-2006, 07:06 PM

swallowing sperm is not good at all. they are built to last in acidic places (ie, the vagina) and the stomach is acidic, they will eat through the stomach. i learned this in health class. dont tell me im wrong, tell my health teacher

besides hell no would i swallow sperm for protein or sperm in general!!

**REBELZZ** · 09-23-2006, 07:06 PM

um do u want sperm with that?

**Chris2009** · 09-23-2006, 07:06 PM

Or, you could make a protein shake.

**Sexyman09** · 09-23-2006, 07:07 PM

yeah um post a vid of it

**loik** · 09-23-2006, 07:07 PM

call that one girl on the sunday night sex show lol. im sure it wouldn't tastes that good.

**REBELZZ** · 09-23-2006, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by loik

call that one girl on the sunday night sex show lol. im sure it wouldn't tastes that good.

that girl turns me on the way she talks so dirty

**One Man Army** · 09-23-2006, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by fatman1234

OK........ this is going to be extremely ackward, and wrong, but it struck some curiosity in my mind so here it goes, now im completely straight and have a girlfriend. now my girlfriend bought me one of those sex techniques books, we never had sex before, but she saids she wants to for her birthday thats in a month, so im not arguing, she said it would be awesoem if we did some of that crazy stuff from the book so i began reading up(not that im horrible at love making, prob not the best, just average i suppose)
And then ... in the first chapter, which was all about facts about sex, like womens and mens arousal points, blah blah blah, all that ****.... but there was a fact section about sperm, like one fact was sperm travels at 28 miles per hour, like what its made of. But the last fact was that a normal "load" of sperm contains 35-40grams of protein!!!!! So this got me thinking, I realized always how hard it was to get even your body weight in protein, much less the 2 times your body weight in protein for super results, like thats a hella lot chicken and fish, and protein shakes... (which cost money and most taste like **** anyway, like a accomplishment to down them....) so I had a idea, y not eat your sperm, you would easily be able to get like 200g+ protein a day now!!!!! I dont think anyone will argue that masturbating isnt fun, so just eat it now instead of doing what you normally do with the sperm...
So, is this a good idea, im guessing it just depends how far your willing to go to get muscular, Im not really sure if I should do this or not, it seems promising, but so ****ed up....

Did you do it yet??? So how was it?

**best regards** · 09-23-2006, 07:10 PM

lol why would there be protein in sperm?

**REBELZZ** · 09-23-2006, 07:10 PM

Boobies!

**Sexyman09** · 09-23-2006, 07:11 PM

did you do it already?????

**REBELZZ** · 09-23-2006, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by best regards

lol why would there be protein in sperm?

so the vagina can get muscular

**fatman1234** · 09-23-2006, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by best regards

lol why would there be protein in sperm?

Because thats what its made of!!!!

**best regards** · 09-23-2006, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by fatman1234

Because thats what its made of!!!!

I find that hard to believe.

**One Man Army** · 09-23-2006, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by fatman1234

Because thats what its made of!!!!

Did you eat any yet? How was it??

**fatman1234** · 09-23-2006, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by whitesox3223

swallowing sperm is not good at all. they are built to last in acidic places (ie, the vagina) and the stomach is acidic, they will eat through the stomach. i learned this in health class. dont tell me im wrong, tell my health teacher

besides hell no would i swallow sperm for protein or sperm in general!!

This makes absolutely no sense, of course sperm would get digested, girls swallow sperm all the time, watch like any porno, they swallow the sperm sometimes, i do not see y the body wouldnt be able to get nutrients from it.

**fatman1234** · 09-23-2006, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by One Man Army

Did you eat any yet? How was it??

Well no, like isaid this is really weird thing to do.... i mean what else can i say

**user1245464** · 09-23-2006, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by fatman1234

OK........ this is going to be extremely ackward, and wrong, but it struck some curiosity in my mind so here it goes, now im completely straight and have a girlfriend. now my girlfriend bought me one of those sex techniques books, we never had sex before, but she saids she wants to for her birthday thats in a month, so im not arguing, she said it would be awesoem if we did some of that crazy stuff from the book so i began reading up(not that im horrible at love making, prob not the best, just average i suppose)
And then ... in the first chapter, which was all about facts about sex, like womens and mens arousal points, blah blah blah, all that ****.... but there was a fact section about sperm, like one fact was sperm travels at 28 miles per hour, like what its made of. But the last fact was that a normal "load" of sperm contains 35-40grams of protein!!!!! So this got me thinking, I realized always how hard it was to get even your body weight in protein, much less the 2 times your body weight in protein for super results, like thats a hella lot chicken and fish, and protein shakes... (which cost money and most taste like **** anyway, like a accomplishment to down them....) so I had a idea, y not eat your sperm, you would easily be able to get like 200g+ protein a day now!!!!! I dont think anyone will argue that masturbating isnt fun, so just eat it now instead of doing what you normally do with the sperm...
So, is this a good idea, im guessing it just depends how far your willing to go to get muscular, Im not really sure if I should do this or not, it seems promising, but so ****ed up....

It OBVIOUSLY wont work. If it did, Mrs. Lewinsky would be huge by now.

**best regards** · 09-23-2006, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by fatman1234

This makes absolutely no sense, of course sperm would get digested, girls swallow sperm all the time, watch like any porno, they swallow the sperm sometimes, i do not see y the body wouldnt be able to get nutrients from it.

Because there is no nutrients in it. Or at least I don't think. What the hell is it made of? Not protein I'm sure.

**anabolicaholic** · 09-23-2006, 07:29 PM

way to go, I just threw up all over my keyboard.

**fatman1234** · 09-23-2006, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by diffusion

It OBVIOUSLY wont work. If it did, Mrs. Lewinsky would be huge by now.

you have to remember though, you only build muscle form lifting heavy, the protein just helps it heal faster and bigger, you got to wear out the muscle before anyone gets huge,,,, plus theres not many girls that weight train heavy, and plus.... girls have less testosterone and muscle building capacities then men, so its just not in there gentics to get huge, other wise women would look like men, LOL

AND ALSO, protein for these girls would help them stay leaner as compared to them getting muscluar and big. protein is just as needed when losing fat, in fact its the main nutrient you wil ltake in while cutting, since no carbs, so it may just keep them lean.

**best regards** · 09-23-2006, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by fatman1234

you have to remember though, you only build muscle form lifting heavy, the protein just helps it heal faster and bigger, you got to wear out the muscle before anyone gets huge,,,, plus theres not many girls that weight train heavy, and plus.... girls have less testosterone and muscle building capacities then men, so its just not in there gentics to get huge, other wise women would look like men, LOL

AND ALSO, protein for these girls would help them stay leaner as compared to them getting muscluar and big. protein is just as needed when losing fat, in fact its the main nutrient you wil ltake in while cutting, since no carbs, so it may just keep them lean.

get out troll

**user4544** · 09-23-2006, 07:34 PM

lol who the fck would swalow sperm even if its gonna add 10lbs in a week thatts the most disgusting thing ive heard. Ur an idiot.

**weights4life** · 09-23-2006, 07:35 PM

There are many ingredients composing semen, and its makeup is the same from man to man. Here are a few of the constituent elements: vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

So what effect will all this have on her waistline? Well, not much of an effect at all. The caloric content of the average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 5 to 25 calories -- hardly the most fattening meal.

And for those of you who wrote in asking if semen is a good source of protein, its protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in the egg white of a large egg. So you're probably best off sticking with the eggs.

http://ca.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_10...e_answers.html

**SupDawg** · 09-23-2006, 07:39 PM

bring it to school in a cup, and poor it over all your food.

**NoGrandma** · 09-23-2006, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by loik

call that one girl on the sunday night sex show lol. im sure it wouldn't tastes that good.

Her name is Sue Johanson ok! You obviously don't know anything about her show, or her pleasure chest!

**GeneGnomeX** · 09-23-2006, 07:41 PM

repped for the best laugh of my life
negged for being ghey

**One Man Army** · 09-23-2006, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by fatman1234

you have to remember though, you only build muscle form lifting heavy, the protein just helps it heal faster and bigger, you got to wear out the muscle before anyone gets huge,,,, plus theres not many girls that weight train heavy, and plus.... girls have less testosterone and muscle building capacities then men, so its just not in there gentics to get huge, other wise women would look like men, LOL

AND ALSO, protein for these girls would help them stay leaner as compared to them getting muscluar and big. protein is just as needed when losing fat, in fact its the main nutrient you wil ltake in while cutting, since no carbs, so it may just keep them lean.

ok shut up or put up.....sip or split pal

eat some sperm of yours or stop posting......tell us how it is...you keep on posting like you are all for it

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