Hilarious Interpretations of Metal Songs

ScrillaKeith · 09-23-2006, 09:33 AM

These are peoples interpretations of various metal songs w/ images.
You've got to watch some of these:

As I Lay Dying: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3kxL1EWiglg
Trivium: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs

ScrillaKeith · 09-23-2006, 09:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYKyCsVRXKk

DangerDan · 09-23-2006, 09:42 AM

hahahaha

"forgot to..........wash my ass"

lol

DangerDan · 09-23-2006, 09:46 AM

haha, the trivium one is even funnier!

ScrillaKeith · 09-23-2006, 09:49 AM

I like the third one, he just yells COW!

xxbigdavexx117 · 09-23-2006, 09:50 AM

god I hate sh!tty Metal bands who make my music genre look awful

http://youtube.com/watch?v=buZfvJnXIBs

this is REAL metal -

"Impale the body, scares of his flesh, hung up to die on the crucifixion, bleeding to breathe, cursing at god...Why!!!!!!!

The glory resurrection; live in wounds of recollection,
Who take his will unreasoned, naivete inside soul defeated?
Lascivious redemption, justify thy vile absence,
Propagate his aggression as you use his words as weapons.

Lies now have you lost, the worthless cause of the crucifixion.
The sanctity, to hang and bleed, and in the form of a human cross.
Blind by prophecy, his bible fiend, a bloody sword of his fantasy.
Tried for heresy, and sacrilege, to bare the scars of the crucifix.

You walk alone with Jesus, in a world of non-believers,
Humiliated savior, Is thy son of heavens failure,
For ever left undone, on the cross for everyone,
His words of god unheard, he is dead and not concerned.

God fatality, the life recedes on the cross of his sign,
Finality, in search of peace, to beg and plead for the end that will be,
The light descends, when suffering, impaled again for your blasphemous lies.
Resented death, his sins confessed, accept the scars of the crucifix.

Sad in your sorrow, withered within, stand in the shadow of all of our sins, you are the son, choke on his blood...Die!!!!!!''

F*ck ****ty MTV bands

DangerDan · 09-23-2006, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScrillaKeith

I like the third one, he just yells COW!

yeah, hahaha

hes actually a saying in the part with the sow, "theres a wager for my soul"

and then the I wanna cow part hes saying "I wanna go"

and then the **** guinness part he's saying "forgiveness"

and then for the I have your favorite bhutane hes actually saying "I have your unfading beauty"

I think the song is about God.

: ] just FYI

ScrillaKeith · 09-23-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerDan

yeah, hahaha

hes actually a saying in the part with the sow, "theres a wager for my soul"

and then the I wanna cow part hes saying "I wanna go"

and then the **** guinness part he's saying "forgiveness"

and then for the I have your favorite bhutane hes actually saying "I have your unfading beauty"

I think the song is about God.

: ] just FYI

LOL.... Some of them I can actually tell what they're really saying (i.e. forgiveness) but it's still so funny with the pictures.

DangerDan · 09-23-2006, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScrillaKeith

LOL.... Some of them I can actually tell what they're really saying (i.e. forgiveness) but it's still so funny with the pictures.

I know

the Trivium one cracked me up with "a boat.......a rudder.....weird mountain"

I was like hahaha

DangerDan · 09-23-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbigdavexx117

god I hate sh!tty Metal bands who make my music genre look awful

http://youtube.com/watch?v=buZfvJnXIBs

this is REAL metal -

"Impale the body, scares of his flesh, hung up to die on the crucifixion, bleeding to breathe, cursing at god...Why!!!!!!!

The glory resurrection; live in wounds of recollection,
Who take his will unreasoned, naivete inside soul defeated?
Lascivious redemption, justify thy vile absence,
Propagate his aggression as you use his words as weapons.

Lies now have you lost, the worthless cause of the crucifixion.
The sanctity, to hang and bleed, and in the form of a human cross.
Blind by prophecy, his bible fiend, a bloody sword of his fantasy.
Tried for heresy, and sacrilege, to bare the scars of the crucifix.

You walk alone with Jesus, in a world of non-believers,
Humiliated savior, Is thy son of heavens failure,
For ever left undone, on the cross for everyone,
His words of god unheard, he is dead and not concerned.

God fatality, the life recedes on the cross of his sign,
Finality, in search of peace, to beg and plead for the end that will be,
The light descends, when suffering, impaled again for your blasphemous lies.
Resented death, his sins confessed, accept the scars of the crucifix.

Sad in your sorrow, withered within, stand in the shadow of all of our sins, you are the son, choke on his blood...Die!!!!!!''

F*ck ****ty MTV bands

your cool

xxbigdavexx117 · 09-23-2006, 10:02 AM

here's another great lyrical song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dx08hmdp22g

"Propaganda death ensemble
Burial to be
Corpses rotting through the night
In blood laced misery
Scorched earth the policy
The reason for the singe
The pendulum it shaves the blade
The strafing air blood raid

Infiltration push reserves
Encircle the front llines
Supreme art of strategy
Playing on the minds
Bombard till submission
Take all to their graves
Indication of triumph
The number that are dead

Chorus
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victorys a massacre
The final swing is not a drill
Its how many people I can kill

Chorus

Be dead friend from abve
When darkness falls
Descend into my sights
Your fallen walls
Spearhead break through the lines
Flanked all around
Soldiers of attrition
Forward their ground
Gregime prophetic age
Old in its time
Flowing veins run on through
Deep in the rhine
Center of the web
All battles scored
What is our war crimes
(era forever more...war)

Propaganda war ensemble
Burial to be
Bones shining in the night
In blood laced misery
Campaign of elimination
Twisted psychology
When victory is to survive
And death is defeat

Chorus
Sport the war, war support
The sport is total war
When victorys a massacre
When victory is survival
When this end is a slaughter
The final swing is not a drill
Its how many people I can kill"

Epihall · 09-23-2006, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbigdavexx117

here's another great lyrical song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dx08hmdp22g

"Propaganda death ensemble
Burial to be
Corpses rotting through the night
In blood laced misery
Scorched earth the policy
The reason for the singe
The pendulum it shaves the blade
The strafing air blood raid

Infiltration push reserves
Encircle the front llines
Supreme art of strategy
Playing on the minds
Bombard till submission
Take all to their graves
Indication of triumph
The number that are dead

Chorus
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victorys a massacre
The final swing is not a drill
Its how many people I can kill

Chorus

Be dead friend from abve
When darkness falls
Descend into my sights
Your fallen walls
Spearhead break through the lines
Flanked all around
Soldiers of attrition
Forward their ground
Gregime prophetic age
Old in its time
Flowing veins run on through
Deep in the rhine
Center of the web
All battles scored
What is our war crimes
(era forever more...war)

Propaganda war ensemble
Burial to be
Bones shining in the night
In blood laced misery
Campaign of elimination
Twisted psychology
When victory is to survive
And death is defeat

Chorus
Sport the war, war support
The sport is total war
When victorys a massacre
When victory is survival
When this end is a slaughter
The final swing is not a drill
Its how many people I can kill"

you're cool

ScrillaKeith · 09-23-2006, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbigdavexx117

here's another great lyrical song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dx08hmdp22g

"Propaganda death ensemble
Burial to be.....

Ya ok we get it....those bands aren't real metal. They're just funny videos to laugh at. If you don't like them...good! Even more of a reason to laugh at them! But you don't need to keep posting lyrics here.....

xxbigdavexx117 · 09-23-2006, 10:08 AM

no I just don't want people to get the wrong idea

though those videos are F*ckin hilarous

proceed

OmniPotentTitan · 09-23-2006, 10:54 AM

people are stupid and cant hear the words.
if i gave you something where they arent even talking but are still saying words, you would just say its a bunch of screams

muscleman420 · 09-23-2006, 10:59 AM

better than your stupid emo one...haha that made me laugh the most!

east football · 09-23-2006, 11:11 AM

Im still trying to figure out why people like music about death....

METAL VIPER · 09-23-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerDan

your cool

lol

Lifeforce · 09-23-2006, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbigdavexx117

god I hate sh!tty Metal bands who make my music genre look awful

http://youtube.com/watch?v=buZfvJnXIBs

this is REAL metal -

"Impale the body, scares of his flesh, hung up to die on the crucifixion, bleeding to breathe, cursing at god...Why!!!!!!!

The glory resurrection; live in wounds of recollection,
Who take his will unreasoned, naivete inside soul defeated?
Lascivious redemption, justify thy vile absence,
Propagate his aggression as you use his words as weapons.

Lies now have you lost, the worthless cause of the crucifixion.
The sanctity, to hang and bleed, and in the form of a human cross.
Blind by prophecy, his bible fiend, a bloody sword of his fantasy.
Tried for heresy, and sacrilege, to bare the scars of the crucifix.

You walk alone with Jesus, in a world of non-believers,
Humiliated savior, Is thy son of heavens failure,
For ever left undone, on the cross for everyone,
His words of god unheard, he is dead and not concerned.

God fatality, the life recedes on the cross of his sign,
Finality, in search of peace, to beg and plead for the end that will be,
The light descends, when suffering, impaled again for your blasphemous lies.
Resented death, his sins confessed, accept the scars of the crucifix.

Sad in your sorrow, withered within, stand in the shadow of all of our sins, you are the son, choke on his blood...Die!!!!!!''

F*ck ****ty MTV bands

When you are finished listening to this maybe you should listen to some real music:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nMd8BN1Xt...elated&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mGLVjp65v...elated&search=

=)

One Man Army · 09-23-2006, 11:47 AM

ok heres some real musicianship right here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7t7qStUFHCY

xxbigdavexx117 · 09-23-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by east football

Im still trying to figure out why people like music about death....

it's highly anti-social - that's why it's so thrilling

society acts like death doesn't exist... heavy metal celebrates death

on top of that... it's just plain entertaining

deicide has some bad ass lyrics

"Go Now Your Lord Is Dead"

Holy bible, instrument of death, book of fools and ignorance
Without a trace, to the other side, faith in god atlas has died.
Aged and faded, Christianity, dying down in it's disease,
Heaven hated, never know his love, leave you where you have begun,

Testaments to the contradiction, death to you for the souls you save, unify his masses.
Sacrifice to the crucifixion; you deserved to die this way,
Go now your lord is dead.

Human failure, Christians crucified, on the cross of Christ design,
God's creation, rule this world with lies, and the truth will leave you blind,
No more Jesus, evil axe to grind, choose the path that we desire.
Christ religion, genocide is near watch your churches disappear.

Condescending ancient wisdom, solitude begot this day,
The light surpassing,
Without a place of worship, the sheep have been displaced,
Go now your lord is dead...

One Man Army · 09-23-2006, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by east football

Im still trying to figure out why people like music about death....

I agree..I dont get death metal..(more of a thrash guy myself)

its mostly all WHHHHHHHHHHHH, GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

if you were to make a interpretation vid of a Deicide song for example is would be a whole bunch of question marks!!

I am not doubting they can play instruments but the vocals turn me off

xxbigdavexx117 · 09-23-2006, 12:02 PM

yea I love thrash as well - I went to gigantour yesterday

megadeth was F*cking amazing

death metal is fun though

I support all forms of metal - DM though is all about extreme taste

some of us have an extreme taste while others don't (and it's all good)

xxbigdavexx117 · 09-23-2006, 12:08 PM

wow that is unreal

how can anybody listen to that garbage????

lyrics are just a bunch of random words

ScrillaKeith · 09-23-2006, 12:17 PM

Norma Jean- http://youtube.com/watch?v=0zfRYfwytaQ
"You're not a juggler!" LOL

Poison the Well- http://youtube.com/watch?v=6KB4BzWezpc
^This one's pretty funny. I actually knew that song too.

Bullet for my Valentine: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IQwMU-4RruQ
"Look out for my plant!"

ScrillaKeith · 09-23-2006, 12:23 PM

One of the best ones:

Atreyu http://youtube.com/watch?v=FkNae***Qno
Weng Shi LOL

ScrillaKeith · 09-23-2006, 12:41 PM

Autumn to Ashes: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCgSR7BmnJQ

Jack Slater · 09-23-2006, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbigdavexx117

god I hate sh!tty Metal bands who make my music genre look awful

http://youtube.com/watch?v=buZfvJnXIBs

this is REAL metal -

"Impale the body, scares of his flesh, hung up to die on the crucifixion, bleeding to breathe, cursing at god...Why!!!!!!!

The glory resurrection; live in wounds of recollection,
Who take his will unreasoned, naivete inside soul defeated?
Lascivious redemption, justify thy vile absence,
Propagate his aggression as you use his words as weapons.

Lies now have you lost, the worthless cause of the crucifixion.
The sanctity, to hang and bleed, and in the form of a human cross.
Blind by prophecy, his bible fiend, a bloody sword of his fantasy.
Tried for heresy, and sacrilege, to bare the scars of the crucifix.

You walk alone with Jesus, in a world of non-believers,
Humiliated savior, Is thy son of heavens failure,
For ever left undone, on the cross for everyone,
His words of god unheard, he is dead and not concerned.

God fatality, the life recedes on the cross of his sign,
Finality, in search of peace, to beg and plead for the end that will be,
The light descends, when suffering, impaled again for your blasphemous lies.
Resented death, his sins confessed, accept the scars of the crucifix.

Sad in your sorrow, withered within, stand in the shadow of all of our sins, you are the son, choke on his blood...Die!!!!!!''

F*ck ****ty MTV bands

Seriously man, what the fukk is your problem?

What do you think you are, the fukking saviour of metal or something? I wouldn't mind, but half the videos you're posting claiming to be 'real metal music' are fukking lame.

I doubt you can really define what true metal is since there is so many sub genres of it. Fukk, I bet you can't sleep at night because your worried that people are getting the wrong impression about metal music, don't you?

Seriously, on the large scheme of things who really gives a fukk? There are 6 billion people on this planet and you can't convince them all what 'real metal' is. So just quit fukking bitching and trying.

And if you want my opinion, THIS is what you call real metal...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1TMRR8s74rQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PZjR4-t2Yko
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XWOMeyI5Bs4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qiTplF490...elated&search= (Oh yeah)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XgfjssUovao
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2N5DGrTKeCM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zBTUzvzqVvo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yvozOCh28WM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yvozOCh28WM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OsYS9VCCv...elated&search=

I'm sure you get the idea by now.

karmazon · 09-23-2006, 01:12 PM

The trivium one when the guy went "LAWL" I think I shat myself.

lordofchaos · 09-23-2006, 02:21 PM

Man you can't be showing people what Metal is without adding these guys in the mix, atleast IMO
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MUbvfjaYFVs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qshXOioiT7g