Joel and Uhockey

[zootalors]

Scene opens with man standing in front of a room of people........
(Button Pushers Anonymous)

"My name is Joel..and I am a button pusher."

group replies "Hi Joel"

" I am here because I push peoples buttons" Joel says...
I push peoples buttons by calling them vile and repulsive names, like professor, chief, or big guy. Why, I have gone so far as to call a person...(he pauses)......DOCTOR"!

The group recoils in horror...as if Joel were brandishing a venomous duck.

"Yes..thats right...the only reason I'm here is to avoid jail time. Its part of my sentence that I seek counseling"

After a long silence, one of the group finds his voice....."Its o.k. Joel, we all have to hit rock bottom before we can start to heal."

"Aye" says another.." twas tough love that brought you here....lets have a drink"

(fade to black)

[JRRBadBoy4Life]

Sorry, I'm not laughing.

[Joel]

You have talent

Cant wait for Chapter 2

[jkeithc82]

Scene opens with man standing in front of a room of people........
(Button Pushers Anonymous)

"My name is Joel..and I am a button pusher."

group replies "Hi Joel"

" I am here because I push peoples buttons" Joel says...
I push peoples buttons by calling them vile and repulsive names, like professor, chief, or big guy. Why, I have gone so far as to call a person...(he pauses)......DOCTOR"!

The group recoils in horror...as if Joel were brandishing a venomous duck.

"Yes..thats right...the only reason I'm here is to avoid jail time. Its part of my sentence that I seek counseling"

After a long silence, one of the group finds his voice....."Its o.k. Joel, we all have to hit rock bottom before we can start to heal."

"Aye" says another.." twas tough love that brought you here....lets have a drink"

(fade to black)

At least you tried to be funny, I'll give you that much.