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09-09-2006, 11:43 PM
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TheDenMan
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris
can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the
speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was
flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided
to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a
beard.
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09-09-2006, 11:44 PM
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TheDenMan
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Sorry in advance if they are old.
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09-09-2006, 11:52 PM
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Banned
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This are hilarious, keep them coming.
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09-10-2006, 04:08 AM
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Scotty Doesnt Know
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i thought they were pretty weak
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09-10-2006, 04:10 AM
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Nonegalitarian
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i don't know this one kinda made me lol!
"Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure".
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09-10-2006, 04:23 AM
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Chick norrises tears cure cancer, too bad he has aids!
Chuck Norris gave his mum aids for christmas.
Chuck Norris proves evything isn't huge in Texas.
Chuck Norris dosn't shave because he has a double chin.
Chuck Norris joins "Karati For Kids Class" just to accidently beat up kids.
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