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    ever get caught having sex? Tell your stories.

    The thread where the guy was getting head while his mom walked in on them just reminded me of the times I got caught.

    I was at my girlfriends house at the time of the incident. I think we were going to a play that day so her family was getting ready. We had an hour before we had to leave so we told her little brother that we were going to take a nap in her room. Of course we just wanted to get some sex done so I was pumping away within minutes. She was riding me facing the door when her brother walks in and was like "wakey wak..." and just backs out and closes the door. He got a full frontal view of her. I just laughed at that but she didnt think it was so funny.

    There was another time on her bed when I was pumping away with my ass in the air when we hear knocking on her window. It turns out that it was a couple of her friends that wanted to see what we were up to when she didnt answer her phone. They got a view of my ******* for that.

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    Thumbs up good stuff

    ROFL. So what did the people who caught you guys have to say about this?
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    I was ****ing this girl on a beach in mexico, on one of the tables in front of a resort/club. It was night time and there was nobody around at first, but right as I finish up a mexican security guard comes over, laughing and saying a bunch of spanish I didn't understand. He gives me thumbs up and starts checking out the girl I hooked up with hahaha. I just laughed, cock hangin out and all, she was embarassed though.

    She wasn't exactly a beauty queen though (read: if i wasn't ****faced I'd never tap it), so if it wasn't mexico I'd have been more embarassed.
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    I commuted from home during college and in our house, I had the whole second floor to myself. There were 2 rooms and a bathroom and a common area which had a door that opened to the staircase leading downstairs. The common door didn't have a lock on it. One night I was having sex with my gf and I had my bedroom door wide open but the common door was closed. It was 3 am, so I figured everyone in my house would be asleep. Anyway, the next thing I know the common door opens up and my dad, completely half asleep, walks to the 2nd floor bathroom - I guess the downstairs bathroom was being used. I am literally on top of my girl and he looks over eyes half closed, doesn't even stop or break stride and goes to take a leak. My hard on was killed and me and my girl start laughing. I get up and close my bedroom door and we just went to bed. My dad never once brought this up and to this day I'm convinced he thought it was all a dream.
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    Originally Posted by Mythos219
    I commuted from home during college and in our house, I had the whole second floor to myself. There were 2 rooms and a bathroom and a common area which had a door that opened to the staircase leading downstairs. The common door didn't have a lock on it. One night I was having sex with my gf and I had my bedroom door wide open but the common door was closed. It was 3 am, so I figured everyone in my house would be asleep. Anyway, the next thing I know the common door opens up and my dad, completely half asleep, walks to the 2nd floor bathroom - I guess the downstairs bathroom was being used. I am literally on top of my girl and he looks over eyes half closed, doesn't even stop or break stride and goes to take a leak. My hard on was killed and me and my girl start laughing. I get up and close my bedroom door and we just went to bed. My dad never once brought this up and to this day I'm convinced he thought it was all a dream.
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    last fall in my first year at school i had just finished banging a chick in her dorm room and i was gettin ready for round two when her ****ing roomate walked in the door. The girl i was hooking up with freaked and jumped under the covers and told me i had to leave. I was pissed cuz i was thinking i might have gotten my first threesome but it wasnt meant to be... o well. Never did call her again which i kinda regret now b/c the first time i saw her around campus (like 1-2 weeks later) i said hi and she big leagued the **** out of me. I was pissed.
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    when i was a bit younger and still lived with my mum me and my gf were at my house(apartment),basically ifu open the front door u see my room immidiately down the corridor....and for some reason i didn tlock my room or the front door.....so my gf was just on the edge of the bed, me on my knees taking her panties off and kissing her stomach..about to do u know what...when i hear a knock...folowed by the door being opened(i thought..np..i'll just get dressed quick, but the door wasnt locked) and there enters my mum with her friend(woman) and what they see is me...on my knees.face burried in between my gfs legs....all i heard was oh **** from my mum and lots of laughter from her friend. never been so embarrased in my life
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    lol thread made my day

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    Halloween night a while ago I'm at a little house party, a friend of the girl I was dating at the time. Probably about 12-16 people. So as the night is going on me and my girl sneak off to smash. Going at it when all of a sudden door opens up, flashlight is pointing my direction, berstare a COP for a split second before he shuts the door and says put your clothes back on. Was hilarious at the time to me cuz I was a little tattered. I guess some chode underage kid was being too loud, cops got called and entered the house after some drama or something. Srs story lol.
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    coming back from my company christmas dinner in upstate ny (syracuse area), we drove through back roads and farmland. my gf was rubbing my cawk so we pulled over on a side road and got in the back seat of my xterra. she was riding me and i saw headlights coming towards us so we go low for a sec for it too pass... but they didnt. a fawking farmer stopped his truck, got out and knocked on my window haha. she jumped off and he was yelling "YOU'RE NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE YOU KNOW!!" as cows are about 25 yards away from my truck. we took off and finished with road head. hick pile of shyt haha
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    Originally Posted by Mythos219 View Post
    I commuted from home during college and in our house, I had the whole second floor to myself. There were 2 rooms and a bathroom and a common area which had a door that opened to the staircase leading downstairs. The common door didn't have a lock on it. One night I was having sex with my gf and I had my bedroom door wide open but the common door was closed. It was 3 am, so I figured everyone in my house would be asleep. Anyway, the next thing I know the common door opens up and my dad, completely half asleep, walks to the 2nd floor bathroom - I guess the downstairs bathroom was being used. I am literally on top of my girl and he looks over eyes half closed, doesn't even stop or break stride and goes to take a leak. My hard on was killed and me and my girl start laughing. I get up and close my bedroom door and we just went to bed. My dad never once brought this up and to this day I'm convinced he thought it was all a dream.
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    I used to live in an independent house and both my parents went to work. One day i invited my gf home and then as you know we were alone in the house and started having sex. Suddenly, the door bell rang and one of my other friends(a girl) had come. I was surprised when she joined us and we started having an amazing threesome. But suddenly, my mom turned up, she hadnt been feeling well and returned early from work. As she entered she saw me on the floor with my gf riding me and the other friend getting her pussy licked. It was really embarrassing!
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    Ex gf was riding me, mum walks in, she just walked out and sent me a text msg saying to let her know when we were done. She wanted to know what we wanted for dinner.

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    First time my gf and I had sex was on a group vacation with her friends (I was invited and came along). My GF and I had one bed in one room with another friend of hers (the only single one) in the next bed, and two other couples were in the next room. The stray friend basically ended up mixing alcohol + meds and was more or less comatose. We got stuck babysitting her. Content that she was knocked, we ended up ****ing. Suddenly there's a knock on the door. One of the friends from the other room was knocking, and the friend sprung up out of nowhere like something out of the exorcist and goes on all fours to the door and pulls it open, just in time for her friend to see my bare ass trying to cover myself up.
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    Dunno what the equivalent for you guys is, but at the end of something like high-school there is a huge party amongst the students, no supervision to be honest. I ended up with this 5'0'' slim girl with double D's, who I was kinda friends with. Both drunk, I tell her I will walk her home, she invites me in, we sneak past her mother, who fell asleep with a book in the "reading area", which was strategically places between floors kinda, so you had to get past her. On her bed she started kissing, I started feeling her up and we start smashing, when she uncontrollably moans super-loud. To this day I haven't heard a girl moan that hard. BRB - hands on her mouth to no avail, I hear someone calling her name, then footsteps - the mom woke up. I am on the 2nd floor, no pants on, mom is approaching and blocking the preferred exit: jumped out of the window like fuking batman, scratched a good portion of my thigh on a tree and limped back home. Later she told me she made her mom believe she had a nightmare, never went to her house again.

    Other instance was a girlfriend who liked the thrill of doing it outside or in situations with a (very) small chance of being caught. To be honest I thought it was ridiculous how small the chance was in the situations she wanted, but I went along, because sex. One time I parked my car near a field with like ... 3'' foot grass or something like that. She laid down on a blanket she brought and I started fuking her, when we hear some guy yell something. I immediately froze, to figure out whats going on. It was an old guy who walked his fuking dog in that god forsaken field. I thought I'd wait it out till I can barely hear him yell "bobby" any longer and then continue fuking her, when the fuking dog appears. My butt, naked in the air, he starts to bark at my angus. Gf is in panic mode, dog owner approaching, when I shout: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CALL BACK YOUR DOG, BUT DON'T COME GET HIM!". Old perv came anyway, asked retarded questions like: "what are you doing?" and "are you two alright?", laughted and took his dog with him. Bertstared the gf for this wonderful idea. Fuk, the feeling of a dog barking at your naked butt was terrible.

    Same gf on a ride back from the movies decided to give me a blowjob while driving. I had a compact car back then and enjoyed the ride and the blowjob, when I see some phaggot fuk around with his high beams on me. High beams go off and I see my best friend in the rearview mirror, grinning like a kunt, thinking he ran into me by chance. He passes me and drives parallel for a second ... in his jeep (great vantage point to the whole scene) ... and sees everything, bursts out laughing and almost drives his jeep into a ditch. Gf pleads to drive her home as quickly as possible. She didn't speak to him for 2 months. We highfived each other everytime he told the story. Good times.
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    Been caught plenty of times lol.

    One time, my ex and I were going at it, I was on top pumping away, little brother (aged ~12 then) walked in to tell me he was leaving, we bertstared, he immediately closed the door and ran off. I chucked some shorts on ran to see if he was okay, he'd left, went back to finish pumping my girl. Next morning, speaking to mum, first words that come out of her mouth, "apparently you have a nice arse" - lol'd hard

    My dad tends to walk in on us a lot when he's smashed, he'll either knock and immediately walk in, or knock, I'll tell him to phuck off and he walks in. So I'll be under the covers, with a girl, and he'll just start talking and having a conversation with me until his drunk ass realizes what I'm doing - phucking stupid kunt he is.

    First few times I smashed my ex, my mum called me out afterwards and asked me to be a little more "discrete" because I was making my grandmother uncomfortable with the noise coming from my room.

    Can't remember any others right now, but there have been plenty.
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    Originally Posted by danielgb123 View Post
    Been caught plenty of times lol.

    One time, my ex and I were going at it, I was on top pumping away, little brother (aged ~12 then) walked in to tell me he was leaving, we bertstared, he immediately closed the door and ran off. I chucked some shorts on ran to see if he was okay, he'd left, went back to finish pumping my girl. Next morning, speaking to mum, first words that come out of her mouth, "apparently you have a nice arse" - lol'd hard

    My dad tends to walk in on us a lot when he's smashed, he'll either knock and immediately walk in, or knock, I'll tell him to phuck off and he walks in. So I'll be under the covers, with a girl, and he'll just start talking and having a conversation with me until his drunk ass realizes what I'm doing - phucking stupid kunt he is.

    First few times I smashed my ex, my mum called me out afterwards and asked me to be a little more "discrete" because I was making my grandmother uncomfortable with the noise coming from my room.

    Can't remember any others right now, but there have been plenty.
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    18 yrs old? parents dont care? holy **** are u guys srs? lmao I will NEVER be able to smash a girl where I live (live with parents obviously), only at her place or car probably.
    Most of the chit I wrote about happened at around 16 lulz.

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    Went to a show one time, we got horny so parked the car right in the corner of the car park and got to it - I was lying on the back seat, he was on top of me with his legs outside, door open. So the promoter sees the car arrive but doesn't see us coming in so she came out to see what the delay was. She realised as she approached what was going on, turned 180 and just walked back into the venue, where she told everyone what was going on. When we finally got in there, everyone gave us a round of applause.
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    gf at the time decided to jump on at a party we were at, I was too drunk to give a **** so when people walked past and noticed I just laughed and said "enjoy the view buddy" and carried on. o.O
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