sooo i heard you guys are into fitness????
really??? how about fitness cock up your ass!
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Thread: good weight lifting joke!
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07-09-2006, 12:05 AM #1What's My Age Again?
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good weight lifting joke!
Baba Booey
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07-09-2006, 12:07 AM #2Chin-ups = Pull-ups
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Lol...
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07-09-2006, 12:10 AM #3Registered User
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Whaaaaammmmyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
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07-09-2006, 12:35 AM #4Registered User
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made me do a combo of chuckle/snort. congrats
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07-09-2006, 12:47 AM #5Effort > Weight
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Originally Posted by tim1477
that comment made me laugh more than the actual jokeWhat the french toast...?
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07-09-2006, 01:50 AM #6Pretty TyTy
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lawler/roflcoptor
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07-09-2006, 01:58 AM #7Registered User
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....owned
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07-09-2006, 02:53 AM #8Man Up.
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hahaha
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07-09-2006, 02:16 PM #9What's My Age Again?
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Baba Booey
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07-09-2006, 02:23 PM #10Registered User
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hate to tell u but that joke sucked
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07-09-2006, 02:25 PM #11Registered User
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this joke is better
The male bodybuilder eyed a gorgeous female lifting weights in the gym. He ambled over and said, "Hey babe. What do you say to a little private training session?"
She replied, "What do you have in mind?"
He stared at her crotch and said, "I feel like working on the snatch."
She retorted, "I think you should head for the showers."
"Why?"
She pointed at his crotch and said, "You'll have to settle for the clean and jerk."
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07-09-2006, 02:36 PM #12Escaped From Paris
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You're right, tho they both made me lol.Originally Posted by hazzard623
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07-09-2006, 02:50 PM #13Registered User
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Not really a joke, but oh well...
This guy walks up to a girl in the gym after doing a few sets of curls, stands there then pulls out his right arm and flexes to her and says; "And you think this is big..."
lol.
I'd try it, if I had big arms
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07-09-2006, 02:55 PM #14Banned
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Originally Posted by strongsmallkid
Oh great joke....psyche.
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07-09-2006, 03:42 PM #15Registered User
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BWAHAHAHAHAHa you said psycheOriginally Posted by Big B
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