CONTEST: "Write a headline for iSatori's new MX-LS7 ad and WIN!"

[Outside backer]

--> View the current MX-LS7 ad (on national newsstands now).

--> In twelve (12) words or less, write a headline, from the women's
sarcastic viewpoint (as the current ad does).

--> To enter, must submit thread/post, and indicate basic personal
information (name/age/city/state).

--> Entry deadlines by August 31, 2006.

--> iSatori will pick top 5.

--> BB.com members will vote on Top 5 by Sept. 30, 2006 in a poll (on
bb.com)

--> Top voted headline wins 2 bottles of iSatori's new MX-LS7 - High
Performance Fat Burner for Men. * If headline gets used in National ad
campaign, by iSatori, winner will receive a year's supply of MX-LS7
(valued at $1,000)

* Void where prohibited. Must be over 18 years of age. No purchase
necessary (but highly encouraged!:-) Winners eligible in US/Canada only.



I have a copy of the AD here in PDF format. But the file is too large to upload. if someone wants to shrink it for me id be greatfull

if Not its on the new stands

[TimoteoS]

[JRRBadBoy4Life]

Is that the ad?

[TimoteoS]

I think IDK

[TeenAbuser]

Yes thats the correct one. I got one! "Your man tittys look so juicy I could eat them".

[JRRBadBoy4Life]

"If flab was a penis, you'd be hung like a horse"

[user25891]

#1 really, abs aren't sexy at all...really

#2 I thought only women had child bearing hips?

[IntensityX]

"Wow sir are you going to have a baby"

"Forget about a six pack you got a 12 pack going there"

"When you supersize it they didn't mean in your gut"

"If fat was money you'd be rich"

[TimoteoS]

That aint no six-pack, thats a keg.

[retro_roots]

"...and when is your due date again?"

"It's whats inside that counts"

"Honey, I love you just the way you are... all of you."

[punksurfer024]

"no, you dont look fat in that."
"no. those pants dont make you look fat."
"ill sew a new button on later."

[Blap Blaow]

I have a copy of the AD here in PDF format. But the file is too large to upload. if someone wants to shrink it for me id be greatfull

if you want to email it to me ( blap@seriousnutritionsolutions.com ) I can shrink that down for you and post it

[Skigazzi]

"Would you like to borrow one of my bras?!"

[TeenAbuser]

Nice guys thier all funny.

[adoniscomplex]

" honey i dont like his six pack , your belly keeps me warm"
"baby its no big deal , who needs to see their feet anyways"
"i cant find the remote is stuck under your gut again"
"baby its just when you are on top , its hard to breathe"

[adoniscomplex]

"maybe you should leave your shirt on , lets not scare the children"
"who needs a brad pitt when i have my own john goodman "(insert any fat celeb its all i could think of)"
"tying two belts together won't work , lets buy you a new belt"

[Skigazzi]

" Honey, 'It's' not that small...you're just really fat"

[adoniscomplex]

" put your shirt on , i cant eat with that thing out"

[adoniscomplex]

i didnt want to put my arms around you anyways "

[JRRBadBoy4Life]

if you want to email it to me ( blap@seriousnutritionsolutions.com ) I can shrink that down for you and post it

Ha Ha! Best one yet!!!!!!!!

[JRRBadBoy4Life]

" Honey, 'It's' not that small...you're just really fat"

"It's ok honey, I can't see it either"

[888888]

"Your muscles are hard... hard to find"

[no_strain_no_ga]

" All-You-Can-Eat Buffet doesn't mean you can eat it all"
" You are only suppose to eat the bacon, not the whole pig."
" Sorry sir, we don't have anything above XXX Large pants."
" Baby, I found the remote, it was stuck under my fat."

[xxghostxx]

"I should have never told him size doesn't matter."

[warbird00]

"It's ok babe, all that matters is that I still can see it."
"You mean we have to buy you all new clothes AGAIN??"
"Hugging you is lik trying to hug a redwood tree."

[Stephen Adele]

These headlines are hilarious... keep them coming!

Here is the ad for MX-LS7.

[Da Main Man]

"he not vewwy smart, but he can life hevvy fiiings"

[LJ57]

Put on a few more pounds and we won't need one of your friends to have a threesome.

No, those pants don't make you look fat. It's the 300 pounds you have in them that do.

Saddle bags were meant to be on horses...not you.

[bodybuilder45]

"I thought animals were the only creature that hibernate"
"6 pack abs are old news, women love beer guts"
"i love your beer belly... it keeps other women unattracted"
"lucky for you, sex can be bought"
"eating for two is only for pregnant women"

[IntensityX]

No honey I wasn't looking at that hot sexy fitness model with the 8 pack of abs honest!!!!!

Honey it's not the t-shirt that makes you fat it's the fat that makes you fat!!!!!!

Your feet didn't disappear calm down just suck in your gut!!!!!!!