Age: Legal
Sex: Straight
Length: 6 inches (with a pump)
Girth: 2 inches cold, 3 inches flexed
Bodytype: Prefer those with a little extra "junk" in their proverbial "trunk".
Ejaculation Experience (as much detail as possible.. TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF!! WHY should we choose you!!):
I have been an ejaculation veteran since the age of 14, when the girls on Jerry Springer started taking their tops of and making out (what can I say? I like a girl straight from the trailer)
My Max numbers:
Standing: four times in a day
Sitting: six times in a day
Current Ejaculation Schedule / Protocol (as much detail as possible):
I like to go until the skin starts to get dry. Then I know that it's time to step back a bit.
Current Supplements (exact brand/product name):
Pink Taco's Estrogen Blockers
Donkey Punch's Ejaca-XPlode (gives me that extra "EDGE" to get the job done)
Current Diet and Macros (as much detail as possible): I like to eat lots of fresh fruit and vegetables. Anything else takes away from valuable "work out" time.
Current Daily Water Intake: I'm a spitter. Not a swallower.
Short Term Goal: To find someone to do it for me.
Long Term Goal: To find someone to do it for me, without having to pay first.
ANY and ALL Prescription / Non-Prescription / Recreational drugs: All natural.
Supplement history (as much detail as possible): (See above)
Other product reviews / logs you have done (with links): Bruce's Mystery Juice (fat burner).
Current / Progress Photos: Don't get fresh with me.
Can you post "before" and "after" photos (yes or no): Only if you get me drunk first.
Disclaimer: I have read the terms above completely. I agree to them 100%. I do NOT have a medical condition. I do NOT feel that I MAY have a medical condition. I do not have symptoms of ANY medical condition. I will be able to start my log / review the week of _____Yesterday________, 2006
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