i want to make it far with this sarcastic girl..how? pics included

[eleven blocked]

basically i met this girl on myspace. (im gay i know)

she sent me a friend request i was like yea w/e a hot chick wants to add me. nothing will ever come of this. she had this drop down list i liked--so i msgd her and asked how to get it--she told me and gave me her s/n in case i had any other questions.

well we start talking this girl busts my balls hardcore. if i misspell something or dont type a letter. shes on it. weird thing is that i actually kinda like it.

i'd talk to her on AIM pretty much every night when i got home from work--wed have some good laughs. i showed her ganguro girl--game where the object is to **** this cartoon girl....highly entertaining (i posted that in this forum) she loved it. she said stuff like yea im going to bend this bitch over like theres no tomorrow. just random stuff like that--many examples...just things my g/f at the time wouldnt say. she just seems to have her own opinion and views on things. and isnt some carbon copy hollister/a and f person. which i REALLY like.

we'll i want to dump my g/f so i try..unsuccessfully (one of those girls who wont let me dump them) she said she'll pose as my g/f to get her to think i have moved on. (all her idea) i say okay. we come up with this story of how we met. things like that. we leave each other b.s. made up comments about what we did with each other to piss my ex off. it works. now im free (sarcastic girl had nothing to do with my reasoning for a break up)

my last g/f was an eccentric blonde who said omg!! ur soooo mean! yea gay **** like that...never laughed at my stupid **** and was basically a pain in the ass i mean i didnt even want to talk to her on the phone..everyday i found myself making up excuses not to answer my cell.

but this girl loves my retarted ****...making fun of people..dumb games..video games..she watches porn. **** ive always wanted..likes working out takes protein shakes.

point is after a few weeks of talking shes like this one night "hey im gonna go ttyl" i say "alright..here is my number ##########if you ever want to talk"

she says how about after i take a bath? i say sure. we end up talking for about 3 hours..time seemed to fly by we had a great talk got along more than fine some definite flirting going on..i genuinely enjoyed talking with her. 2 days pass after this and with a little bit of talking on AIM--i told her i was going to call her and she was going to pick up. shes like no im not....i call no pick up..she seems to be hot and cold?

im not sure how i should act..im beginning to like her basically as of last night i decided this. do you think she has realized this? should i go back to the way i was before i liked her in order to get further?----i mean she called when i acted that way.

ive never dealt with a sarcastic one before...i just need some info

oh yea shes 17 and im 19

4 pics included.

and p.s. she took a risque (sp) pic and had me say "tell these people how i took this for ya" and she put my sn in the caption for it...i dont think shed do that if she wasnt interested its a bit much.

i went onto her site now and the pic is gone....ill ask her tomorrow what happend to it


what do u guys think

the last pic is obviously me.

[PolishChampII]

I liked it...until I saw the 3rd pic...she looks like Kermit lol

[JoeyTS]

Just be yourself bro. It sounds lame, but its the way to go. After all, she started to like you when you were... well, yourself. Don't put on any bs act. You wouldn't want a chick that fronts an act, so don't do it either. From what you have said, she sounds really cool, and she looks good too. I can't see what you would need to change with how you act; sounds like its going good. Just be honest with her, be yourself, and try to get a real date with her. Ya'all have made it past getting to know each other, and you like each other so it should be easy sailing from here on. Just make sure to eventually ask for a real date or you will risk the internet friend's zone and be wasting valuable time (unless you want to just stay i-net friends which is ok).

[Ironman7]

Wow. Whoever took those photos had her put on a lot of makeup and had a great camera.

I say hit it. My girl is a lot like that, except she doesn't have that traditional pretty look of the one you got. The one you have looks hot and acts like a freak. My girl looks athletic/jock chick, and still acts like a freak. But I just PIITB a few hours ago (since she's on her period it's anal and oral week), so I'm not complaining at all.

How you hit it is up to you tho. I'm tired now.

[eleven blocked]

Just be yourself bro. It sounds lame, but its the way to go. After all, she started to like you when you were... well, yourself. Don't put on any bs act. You wouldn't want a chick that fronts an act, so don't do it either. From what you have said, she sounds really cool, and she looks good too. I can't see what you would need to change with how you act; sounds like its going good. Just be honest with her, be yourself, and try to get a real date with her. Ya'all have made it past getting to know each other, and you like each other so it should be easy sailing from here on. Just make sure to eventually ask for a real date or you will risk the internet friend's zone and be wasting valuable time (unless you want to just stay i-net friends which is ok).

yea i gotcha. i was thinking of changing my attitude b/c of today shes pretty cold towards me..and today im likin her. yesterday i really wasnt (this all happened within the last week) so everything is new...im talking to her now and not much to report really i was thinkin i got somewhere when i was not liking her--but now that i am im getin nowhere. so i could switch it up and see what happens

[WIP]

i'd hit it......she has nice lips.

[peng]

She looks like a realdoll.

[eleven blocked]

in the first one does she look like raven riley?


ive just never dealt with a witty/sarcastic one before...now that i like her if im sarcastic i feel like im being an a$$hole..and honestly thats not my style so my guess is that i need to forget i like her and go back to what i had..and it seemed like when i talked to her i had a good thing goin.

im just confused. severly.

[Milhouse]

Ever heard of Raven Riley?

She played games with you, you got sucked in. Welcome to the real world, little fella.

[Milhouse]

im just confused. severly.

Sexually too, it seems. Myspace?

[eleven blocked]

Ever heard of Raven Riley?

She played games with you, you got sucked in. Welcome to the real world, little fella.

yea idk man. did u see the part about actin like my g/f and postin that stuff. thats a bit much for a game isnt it? i think it is

[napalm9]

You already played into her game, and she has you beat. Oh, and I call butter face, she has a ****** nose.

[eleven blocked]

You already played into her game, and she has you beat.

how do u figure...what am i not seeing.?

[napalm9]

how do u figure...what am i not seeing.?

She's played C&F (Cocky & Funny) on YOU! You're her boy toy.

[eleven blocked]

She's played C&F (Cocky & Funny) on YOU! You're her boy toy.

never heard of it? how do i turn the tables im talkin to her right now on AIM...i just wanna get farther with her is there anyway?

[Bareknuckles]

seem to me she manipulated you to break up with your gf? and now youre falling into her trap man, falling hard too as it seem, you better watch out bro, cuz she likes to play games and you are being played my friend. Do what you need to do with her and leave quickly cuz girls who plays games are dramas bro.

[napalm9]

never heard of it? how do i turn the tables im talkin to her right now on AIM...i just wanna get farther with her is there anyway?

Yeh, next time she tries to bust your balls, turn that around and bust hers, pick on the little stuff, tell her how beautiful her nose is sarcastically (c&f), basically treat her like she's your bratty little sister, tease her. Oh, and don't get too involved with this chick, put worth on yourself and your time, be sparceful, don't always be there for her, those are the times she'll miss you.

[Bareknuckles]

"C/F" or cocky and funny, lol thats the term i was thinking of, look it up and learn the method so you can use it on her.

[Milhouse]

yea idk man. did u see the part about actin like my g/f and postin that stuff. thats a bit much for a game isnt it? i think it is

No. I once pretended to like watching Sex and the City in order to f*ck a chick. Now THATS a bit much for a game.

[eleven blocked]

sarcastic for me comes to me. i cant force it. right now i cant think of anything witty to say..i guess ill fly by the seat of my pants on this one.

unless you guys can give me some good sarcastic stuff to implement

obviously i can if i made it this far--just not late t night i dont think right

[qwerty1234]

holy **** her eyes in the shower is just like "WTF?" kinda freaky eyes imo.
Like they could burn a hole through you.



Well anyhow--piitb and take pics and report back to us.



pz

[napalm9]

and p.s. she took a risque (sp) pic and had me say "tell these people how i took this for ya" and she put my sn in the caption for it...i dont think shed do that if she wasnt interested its a bit much.

Alert, attention whore.

[eleven blocked]

Alert, attention whore.

possibly yes. id agree. basically i like this one for her balls. first chick ive met that can say **** you instead of no thanks..i dig it

i think i might pursue it..if it doesnt go anywhere i might back off ill give it 4 days max its summer and i dont want to give myself a head ache over a chick who lives 20 mins away

agreed?

[napalm9]

possibly yes. id agree. basically i like this one for her balls. first chick ive met that can say **** you instead of no thanks..i dig it

i think i might pursue it..if it doesnt go anywhere i might back off ill give it 4 days max its summer and i dont want to give myself a head ache over a chick who lives 20 mins away

agreed?

Listen to yourself.

The only reason you want this girl is because she said "no." How many attractive girls are out there? Ask yourself this, do you want a girl who will post risque pictures of herself over a random guy she met over myspace, opposed to, and pardon my quotation of rap, "a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed."

[Bareknuckles]

being cocky and funny, since u guys already pretended to be bf and gf, if i were you i would roll with that, use it to take her out somewhere so u have a chance to get closer and tax her, just dont let her know that you're falling for her or whatever. girls who like attention loves compliments, but dont compliments too much cuz it makes u look like a wuss.

[Milhouse]

possibly yes. id agree. basically i like this one for her balls.

Wow. Chick with balls. That's Myspace for ya.

[napalm9]

being cocky and funny, since u guys already pretended to be bf and gf, if i were you i would roll with that, use it to take her out somewhere so u have a chance to get closer and tax her, just dont let her know that you're falling for her or whatever. girls who like attention loves compliments, but dont compliments too much cuz it makes u look like a wuss.

To add, because too much attention for the AW doesn't leave her wanting more.

[Bareknuckles]

Wow. Chick with balls. That's Myspace for ya.

lol i just noticed what he said, thats funny. on another note, stop spending soo much time talking to her bro, she will think you have nothing else to do and she will know that you are falling for her, keep the conversation short and just try to make a date and hook up.

[napalm9]

lol i just noticed what he said, thats funny. on another note, stop spending soo much time talking to her bro, she will think you have nothing else to do and she will know that you are falling for her, keep the conversation short and just try to make a date and hook up.

Exactly, give it all in a short duration of a time instead of sporadically in a long durated conversation and leave her waiting for the next time she gets to talk to you.

[eleven blocked]

i just got tired of talking to her...so im going to bed.

i understand the sarcasam now..when i say i must go she says stay..which i never do

shes trying to bate me in....fyi she once told me she broke up a marriage.

so she likes to mess with folks a bit too much. i think it gets her off in some distorted way.

im not gonna sweat her...i liked her for a minute

ill most likely spend more time wondering what she is thinking than being with her anyways so ill just play the ball as it lies..not try to move it into the opposing court so to speak...ill just play D.

thanks and reps to all who helped ill update tomorrow night so check back with me.