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Worst Most Annoying Friggin Commercials:
we always have out great commercials, but some ads I can never friggin stand are the following:
1. The bud light commercial, where they are in the japanese restaurant, with the nagasaki suprise, and when he goes to eat his sushi the starfish jumps on his face and they go suprise. Then the lady goes 'it lay eggs now, enjoy'. this is a terrible annoyin commercial.
2. The quizno sub commercial where a skinny topher grace wanna be is interviewing a lady among other chefs.. and she goes 'did you just cut to footage, is this a commercial'. And the wannabe host turns around and says 'no', and then it cuts to the quizno sign, and you hear his 'no' once again. Stupid friggin commercial with no point, feel like breaking the tv everytime i see it.
3. The Honda fit commercial with the green and blue background with children equipment flowing around with sporting equipment. The concept of that commercial along with the GAY MUSIC (HOLY MOLY) just pissed me off so so much!!!
4. All these random Roger telephone/digital cable commercials... so friggin annoying, probably mainly because of the anchor/host guy, he is so friggin annoying 'you might see things you might not want to see' 'San Vancouversisco' or whatever he says, annoying voice, lame guy, terrible and pointless commercials
WELL GUYS, these are the commercials i absolutely hate i was wondering if you guys agree or have anything to add??
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06-30-2006, 11:45 PM
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that one where they steal the credit card and it does that voice bs with a dif person. wow, would have been funny back in 4th grade! really makes me sick how childish that trash it... I was really close to calling them and complaining about that commercial, just real brain rotting trash.
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06-30-2006, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kendog
that one where they steal the credit card and it does that voice bs with a dif person. wow, would have been funny back in 4th grade! really makes me sick how childish that trash it... I was really close to calling them and complaining about that commercial, just real brain rotting trash.
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Those make me lol.
I hate the J.G. Whettworth commercials. I hate the ****ers voice.
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06-30-2006, 11:49 PM
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Might just be local to Columbus, but
-rockintvdeals.com commercial
-"beep beep dot com to shop for cars online"
not local:
-those ads for progressive auto insurance have gotten really tedious. so snotty...
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06-30-2006, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Lunatic
Those make me lol.
I hate the J.G. Whettworth commercials. I hate the ****ers voice.
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There is something really slimy about the way he talks and smiles. Another one that's more creepy are the peachtree ones with the second couple talking ( http://www.settlementfunding.com/htmls/commercial.html )
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Blubbo: What are they doing?
Momo the Glutton: Getting ready for birthday party! They are always having birthday party!
Blubbo: Ooooh, let's have a bithday party too! Blubbo wants birthday party!
Momo the Glutton: Impossible, bubblehead!
Blubbo: B-b-b-but why?
Momo the Glutton: Because Blubs have no birthday! You have to have birthday to have birthday party!
Blubbo: Why Blubs have no birthday?
Momo the Glutton: Because Blubs were never born. You have to be born to have a birthday, bubblehead! Besides, who'd ever invite a Blub to a birthday party? You're ugly, bumbling, useless creatures who don't even taste good! If you didn't have such a disgusting taste Momo would have eaten you long ago.
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06-30-2006, 11:54 PM
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Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Call now!
I hate that damn commercial. >_<
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06-30-2006, 11:55 PM
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That future shop commercial makes me want to kick someones ass (probably only in canada) where they dub over the voice and use the same commercial for ever sale.....since apparently thats funny.
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07-01-2006, 12:00 AM
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"Hi. I'm Peter Francis Geraci."
Chicago people will know what I'm talking about. He talks like the horse-faced guy from that show Friends.
Another one that I think may only be in Chicago is for this place called Ticket Heaven.
These two guys are sitting in a high school gym and the commercial is trying to make it look like a Bulls game. These two goofy looking ****ers are sitting in the last row.
"Man, these seats are terrible!"
"My brother stood in line days to get these tickets!"
"These seats are for the dogs, you should have called Ticket Heaven."
Then it has this gay little Ticket Heaven graphic and then cuts back to the two guys, now in the front row.
"Now these are Ticket Heaven seats!"
*guy catches a basketball*
"Wooooo! YEA!" (shouted in the gayest sounding voice you can imagine)
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07-01-2006, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by habman6
That future shop commercial makes me want to kick someones ass (probably only in canada) where they dub over the voice and use the same commercial for ever sale.....since apparently thats funny.
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Yes...... it's real fricking annoying!
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07-01-2006, 12:01 AM
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Only commericials for fat loss pills. I understand some people have a hard time losing weight, but the whole of idea of fat loss pills just f'in pisses me off. Plus, all of the commercials suggest that losing weight is easy; just take the pill and the pounds will "melt away" or "fall off" or some sh*t.
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07-01-2006, 12:04 AM
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i hate the erectile dysfunction commecials.
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07-01-2006, 12:31 AM
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When is a fat loss pill worth $163 a bottle?
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07-01-2006, 12:38 AM
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The ****ing tampon commercials. "New! Use maxi ultra 20inch thick tampons for the best protection against heavy duty flows! Guaranteed the best, PERIOD!"
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07-01-2006, 01:36 AM
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Those new subway one god!!!!!!!!!!
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07-01-2006, 02:13 AM
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Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Call now!
I hate that damn commercial. >_<
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damn straight, forgot that, they say head on 30x, yes giving you a headache is the perfect commercial for their product, markerters think they have the most clever ideas these days.
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07-01-2006, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by habman6
That future shop commercial makes me want to kick someones ass (probably only in canada) where they dub over the voice and use the same commercial for ever sale.....since apparently thats funny.
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yes man, yes man, that too.
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Enzyte pisses me off too.
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07-01-2006, 02:17 AM
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Those new subway one god!!!!!!!!!!
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i dont understand the quizno commercial if thats what your referring to, its so DAMN ANNOYING.... 'did you just go to footage is this a commercial...'
*** guy turns around 'no'
quizno page comes up
'no' repeat...
wow...
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07-01-2006, 02:35 AM
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I ABSOLUTLEY F*CKING HATE THESE
they are the Raisin Bran Crunch(I think thats it..really crunchy cereal)
in which a guy named Johnson is eating RBC in his work cubicle. The boss comes by to fire Johnson and he tells him hes fired. Yet Johnson cant hear, cause the cereal is sooo crunchy and keeps on eating. The boss gives up and leaves. They have a few more with slight alterations. One in which the bosses boss comes by and gives accolades to Johnson and tells the boss he should be more like Johnson. Another is where the boss comes by, thinks Johnson has been fired and does a little dance, Johnson sees this and does one back infuriating the boss and once again causing him just to walk away.
I yell at the screen everytime WRITE IT DOWN THAT HES FIRED...or PICK UP THE BOWL AND BOX AND TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM
Those commercials are soo annoying
Another one is DirecTv...in it the one office worker is boasting about his new promotion and all of its benefits....the one he is boasting too is in return boasting about the new DirecTv service he has...finally at the end, the promoted worker asks for the DirecTv number and gets a no. WHAT?? The guy gets a f*cking promotion, with more money and benefits and this guy responds back with DirecTv...LA DE F*CKING DA...wow you got Directv you are royalty arent you. THe other guy got a promotion..is hirer up than you and is making more and you think youre so great cause you got DirecTv. The guy can easily buy DirecTv now cause of his new promotion..so nothing special...FU(KING RETARDED COMMERCIAL.
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07-03-2006, 01:53 AM
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What about those Quizo's commericals with the paper cutout hamsters dancing around and singing, I still get freaked out thinking about those.
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07-03-2006, 06:16 AM
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I hate all american-made comerials we see over here, like the Blockbuster ones etc. The american accent is just so ****ing annoying !! Bunch of clowns.
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07-03-2006, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Brokensteel
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Call now!
I hate that damn commercial. >_<
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that was the first one that came to mind when i read the title of this thread!!!!!!
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07-03-2006, 07:21 AM
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I'll take the Ape Tit one
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Geico. Can't stand those.
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07-03-2006, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RobArson
Only commericials for fat loss pills. I understand some people have a hard time losing weight, but the whole of idea of fat loss pills just f'in pisses me off. Plus, all of the commercials suggest that losing weight is easy; just take the pill and the pounds will "melt away" or "fall off" or some sh*t.
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Good point...I always find myself yelling "STFU you moron" at the TV when those come on.
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07-03-2006, 07:46 AM
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The most annoying commericals that I can think of (and I love them too!):
1. "The big, buck'in chicken". Especially the one where the chicken is riding the motorcyle. BK commercials in general.
2. "We love the subs, cause they are good to us". The Quizno's Rats, love'em.
3. Geico, "I'll have the roasted duck, with mango salsa". Hilarious commercial.
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07-03-2006, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Brokensteel
Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head On! Call now!
I hate that damn commercial. >_<
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They try to give you a fukking headache so you buy the ****
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07-03-2006, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by KGB_Muscle
I hate all american-made comerials we see over here, like the Blockbuster ones etc. The american accent is just so ****ing annoying !! Bunch of clowns.
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You turd
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07-03-2006, 09:25 AM
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Dunkin Donuts commercials, if you are from the northeast.
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The one where the guy leaves his house, kisses his wife, then jumps off a cliff wearing a parachute.
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