So in summation, what you're trying to say is that you're on the verge of becoming a rapist & your g/f doesn't put out.Originally posted by Gmav
Chiba102, what the hell are you talking about bro.
A few things you fail to realize. If I didn't wack off, I would go around raping girls. It's the only thing that stops me.
Secondly, about having a "girlfriend" as you put it. So what about having a girlfriend? It doesn't mean youre gonna go plug her 6x a day. Not all of us go around looking for dirty sluts. Some of us actually have a respectable girlfriend who isn't a dirty whore, which is the only thing you look for.
Gmav
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Thread: Jerking Off Techniques
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12-18-2002, 04:38 PM #31
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12-22-2002, 12:20 PM #32
My Gift.....
I am in the club......
http://www.jackinworld.com/
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12-22-2002, 12:42 PM #33
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Chiba, normally 99% of the time I agree with you on everything, but not really on this one. I have a horney gf, who is damn good in bed, I can get it pretty much whenever I want, but I still jerk it pretty often. Not 6x a day or nothing, but a few times a week. I mean, when she is at work, school, and I am horney as hell, I take care of it. I won't sleep with a chick unless she is hot, I just can't do it, I wish I were like you and could get off to an ugly hoe, but I am not that fortunate. I dont see why you care that he is posting jerking techniques, there is much weirder stupider things posted on here. I do agree that a lot of them are losers who wont go and get women and sit in there dark room beatin it wishin they had a hoe, but 90% of guyz who have talented horney gf's still beat it. Its just something that will never die.
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12-22-2002, 07:55 PM #34
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12-23-2002, 03:23 AM #35
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01-08-2003, 11:34 AM #36
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01-08-2003, 11:46 AM #37
Re: Re: My Gift.....
Originally posted by muscleboy69
lol@ U dude. arent u the one thats always posting up pics of dicks cumming and promoting ur wacka-wacka jerk off site as mentioned in ur quote above. loser.
How is the Hot Dog doing?Last edited by chiba102; 01-08-2003 at 11:49 AM.
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01-10-2003, 12:20 AM #38
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01-10-2003, 09:51 AM #39
well i don't really jerk it at all when i'm with a girlfreind, since what i'd like to do is save it for sex so it becomes intense when i do it.
well unless you are one of those guys that live a sad life and have an ugly girlfreind then you probably would wack it no matter what. lol.hahahahahhathe more famous you get, its very important to keep your ego as low as possible.
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01-10-2003, 09:57 AM #40
Easygainer you were the one who was argueing to me about Tupac Shakur??? Get the fu*k outta here !!! You making threads about Jerking Off techniques. You a herb, get some pu$$y, argueing with me???? Get the fu*k outta here !!!
Do what you love and put all your heart and competitiveness at it - Michael Jordan
I have done good things, I have done bad things, but I have never meant to hurt anyone - Tupac Shakur
Im the most charasmatic individual walking on god's green earth - Shawn Michaels
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01-10-2003, 11:55 AM #41
BrockBoiPaul - VERY WELL SAID, BUDDY!!!!
BrockBoiPaul, VERY WELL SAID, BUDDY!!!! I agree with you completely - workin' it and workin' it long and hard and stopping and starting and stopping and starting.... that's the way to gettin' the very best - and anal stimulation - hell yes - both give you close to the very best nuts you will ever get - except I would add one thing - if a Guy gets a TOTAL BODY MASSAGE FIRST (from a man or a woman who cares) and then the rest - you know you "died and went to heaven" - This is what I was trying to say when talking about muscle - one of the things (good health, etc. first) - when you are that well developed - that well built - all over - there IS NO BETTER total way to KNOW the extreme "holy hell that was damn good" feeling you WILL get. Your whole body is then COMPLETELY "awake" and will respond in a DAMN GOOD way. It sounds to me as if you are very well "in tune" with yourself (physically) and know what you need and how to get it!! I'm proud of you Buddy!!! Keep up the good work!!! Take GOOD care, John H.
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01-10-2003, 12:28 PM #42
To all...
The last I read at least 95% of ALL MEN jerk off. That is a FACT! So I guess that means there are a lot of sinners - NOT!!!! It means we are all HUMAN BEINGS and have LEARNED that while you are supposed to love others - YOU too can LOVE YOU - NOTHING WRONG with that EVER!!! And guess what - no matter WHO - man, women, etc. - it IS RIGHT and NOTHING WRONG with getting help from a MAN or a WOMAN - BOTH can LOVE!!!! Getting a nut 5 or 6 times a day - HELL - not too many MEN can say that - TRUTHFULLY - I only know of ONE other MAN that ever was able to beat that and he told me 7 times in one day - he was extremely well built and is the MAN with the 12+ inch dick I told you about before - he told me one day when ****ing girls he did seven of them one right after the other - he said he wasn't sure he could blow-off in the seventh one until she found "this spot behind my balls" and I shot like I never shot before. Well, I will tell you he has also been with MEN the same way and he says that a MAN understands a MAN MUCH BETTER and KNOWS what a MAN NEEDS A HELL-OF-A-LOT BETTER - HIS WORDS - without talking - just DOING - and IT IS ABSOLUTELY the VERY BEST - HIS words - and HE is an ex hunter-killer US Army 182nd Airborne vet - you see this Man and YOU KNOW he HAS MUSCLE - TOTAL - He is the Man who CAN and HAS knocked a guy out with ONE PUNCH faster than the guy can fall to the gound!!!! And I can TELL YOU HE IS 1,000% ALL MAN PERIOD. And HE would rather have a MAN jack him off than a women HIS words - the Guy KNOWS what AND how of doing it RIGHT!!!! AND it MEAN SOMETHING!!!!! NO CRAP, NO BULL - ALL TRUTH!!!!!! Take GOOD care, John H.
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01-10-2003, 12:52 PM #43
this is kinda an odd thread, but **** it...here's my technique:
-left hand cups balls while sitting in a chair with penis in between fore finger and thumb of left hand
-push downward with left hand so skin is tight
-use right hand to gently stroke at a medium pace, i avoid grabbing and actually "jerking"...just stroke
-when about to cum, stop everything. repeat this procedure at least 3 times
-once you're good and ready, tilt back in the chair and let it rip
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01-10-2003, 04:42 PM #44
Chuckle...
You have a girl friend and you still jerk off? Maybe you should find a woman that can satisfy your needs better.
As far as jerking off goes, plenty of people with very active sex lives do it. If you have sex every day, great sex with a woman you're into, and still feel like jacking off every now and then, that's normal for some people with a high sex drive.
"Sex with myself is sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen
-The Tofu Guru-
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01-10-2003, 05:39 PM #45
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01-11-2003, 07:29 AM #46
Re: Chuckle...
Originally posted by tofu_guru
I find a thread like this... interesting... because you can just read books on the techniques if you really want to learn how to better enjoy male orgasm.
As far as jerking off goes, plenty of people with very active sex lives do it. If you have sex every day, great sex with a woman you're into, and still feel like jacking off every now and then, that's normal for some people with a high sex drive.
"Sex with myself is sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen
-The Tofu Guru-the more famous you get, its very important to keep your ego as low as possible.
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01-11-2003, 07:43 AM #47
Re: Chuckle...
Originally posted by tofu_guru
I find a thread like this... interesting... because you can just read books on the techniques if you really want to learn how to better enjoy male orgasm.
As far as jerking off goes, plenty of people with very active sex lives do it. If you have sex every day, great sex with a woman you're into, and still feel like jacking off every now and then, that's normal for some people with a high sex drive.
"Sex with myself is sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen
-The Tofu Guru-
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01-11-2003, 07:49 AM #48Originally posted by killmanatees
this guy i knows uses a coat hanger. his mom walked in on him. sounds painfull. anyone heard anythin of this?
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01-11-2003, 10:09 AM #49
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01-11-2003, 06:00 PM #50
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01-11-2003, 08:35 PM #51
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01-14-2003, 07:47 AM #52
Re: anna
Originally posted by JonZ
Dont just blow ur load - make it last as long as possible - it will teach you some sellf control so your not a minuteman
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01-14-2003, 07:54 AM #53
Re: Re: Re: Re: My Gift.....
Originally posted by muscleboy69
it makes no sense. u are against masterbation then u go and post all kinds of web sites and sex pics for guys to jerk off to. then u say masterbation is wrong. um ok......
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01-14-2003, 11:34 AM #54
i beat off all the time... you anti-masturbators may want to consider joining this movement...
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/
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01-14-2003, 12:03 PM #55
How do you do it?
My Buddy (known him all my life) (6'2", 190, rock hard muscle - totally ripped, 12+ inches - I say this because I have mentioned him before - not out of disrespect or dishonor for him - NEVER - he'd agree and understand - very open minded) and I were out having some fun and he connected with this girl we both knew. We all agreed on a three-some. While he was working on her I massaged his total body for him all over - gives you a feeling that more than one person is working on you at the same time - he was really trying hard to get it all in (12+ inches hardly ever fits completely into a women - and at 6+ icnhes thick - well, anyway, like I said he tries hard - women can only take so much - won't talk all of it. Well when you really need it and he did, you don;t mind help from your Buddy - he asked me to help him so I reached down under and started working on his legs and around his balls and cock while he was going in on her and out - I'd sometimes run my fingers along the underside of his cock which was kinda throbbing and very swollen by this time along the length of it - but when I played with and licked his balls he really got going. He kept it up about 20 minutes and said no one ever help him so good as I did and he told me anytime if I wanted we'd see what we could do in the future. If anything could help him out I'd always say yes - that's the way we are - like brothers - real close - don;t hide anything from each other. Care!!! It's natural for us - never did have a problem ever about much of anything. Guess we learned early about what's important and right and good and what is not. We are very close and always have been. I always say to Guys - to each his own - whatever works for you - I don't like to run people down for any reason - everybody has something they like that works for them - others may not agree - those are usually people who never tried anything and just have opinions - hell there's a lot of opinionated people - most don't have a clue much more than if something is black or if something is white... Very very closed minded don;t know and don't care about life and its variety. But I will say there is much more to life that is very important than just sex - it is a very basic part of it as is Bodybuilding. I would never do without either - but I look for the total in life. Take Good care, John H.
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01-14-2003, 12:40 PM #56Originally posted by kabutt
i beat off all the time... you anti-masturbators may want to consider joining this movement...
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/
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01-14-2003, 01:22 PM #57Originally posted by chiba102
LOL... I can not believe this. You put up a post looking for Jerking Off Techniques and want to make it a sticky at that and you get mad at me for trying to help.
Okay... I see that you added more info about yourself...I will still try to help.
You have a girl friend and you still jerk off? Maybe you should find a woman that can satisfy your needs better. I would like to suggest that maybe you should have two women. We are talking about real women...right? Not internet women or pictures those don't count. Neither does the girl at McDonald's who always smiles at you when you order your happy meal.
I see that you are not to picky about touching your body....hummm that sounds like a code for "I have already stuck my fingers up my @ss" That is fine... Get yourself a Love Toy....make it a BIG one. Make your fantasies come true.
The mind is very powerful...I know you must feel very Macho and Manly as you Spank your Monkey...alone in your room at night. After all you can dream that all these wonderful women want you and fight to pleasure you....a different one each night. What a stud you are.
The bottom line is this.....You Jerk Off To Much!
You must...you have grown bored and you are on a mission to learn new ways to pleasure yourself. The truth hurts and I know you are in pain. Don't take it out on me.
There must be a lot of reasons why you have a lack of interest in women and prefer "self love". Maybe inside your mind the thought that a man is touching you is some what of a "turn on"? I don't really know....
Send more information about yourself and I will see if I can help you some more.
One more thing...tone down your hostility. Internet muscles is more pathetic then spanking your monkey in the dark.
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01-14-2003, 02:31 PM #58
hey
I heard on this TV show that you can take a ziplock bag and put your lub in it, then put the bag between the matress and the box in your bed and **** it. I just wanted to share it with you all... i think its really twisted.
I dont see anything wrong with spanking the monkey except why would one want to do that since there are so many sexy chicks still out there. Ain't nothing better then the good old hanky panky with a sexy chick.
sssLeaner then ever
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01-14-2003, 04:10 PM #59
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01-14-2003, 05:05 PM #60Originally posted by John H.
Hi Kabutt!!! I think you are right here but I would add that I think Guys should not be afraid to ask their Buddies for help too. It's great to have help from your Buddy - if he really cares about you and is your friend - truthfully. Take GOOD care, John H.
i, personally, would not gain pleasure from having any sexual contact with another man in any context whatsoever. however, if you, John H., feel the ugre to do some heavy petting with another dude, or, as you say, "have help from your buddy", then by all means... take BETTER care, kb.
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