hey guys if u have any funny muscle jokes please post them i need a laugh something short like
you have the tickets:
the tickets to the gun show
you have any tape?:
i am ripped
they closed stone mountain.
why?
they found a bigger rock
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Thread: funny muscle jokes
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05-25-2006, 08:07 PM #1
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05-25-2006, 08:14 PM #3
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05-25-2006, 08:37 PM #4
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05-25-2006, 08:37 PM #5
got any band aids
y?
check out these cutsLast edited by rocketracer999; 05-25-2006 at 08:42 PM.
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Rolex Watch............$3,450
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05-25-2006, 08:46 PM #6
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05-25-2006, 08:47 PM #7
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05-25-2006, 11:35 PM #8
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05-26-2006, 03:44 AM #9
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05-26-2006, 04:40 AM #12
IS THERE A VET AROUND HERE?
- NO, WHY?
CAUSE THESE PYTHONS ARE SICK!!!
when someone askes you the direction to some place.... flex your bicep and point and go 'the beach..... is that a way' in an arnold voice.
when threating someone, look down at your right bicep, then your left one, and say 'what do you want... the hospital, or the morgue?'
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05-31-2006, 03:49 AM #13
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05-31-2006, 11:11 AM #14
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05-31-2006, 11:39 AM #15
most of dem are gay but thier bb jokes
Gold's Gym was robbed last week, that's the last time they recommend free weights....
Why did the stupid Bodybuilder train at the zoo?
He wanted to get ripped to shreds....
Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? Because he was squatting
What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? Curls
Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
He wanted maximum isolation.
If you notice a number of Bodybuilders in the gym getting erections,don't worry it's called bulking up.
What do you get when you cross a Bodybuilder with a peeping tom? Amazing peeks.
A smart alec sent an oxford dictionary to a pro bodybuilder and told him it would help with the definition.
Did you hear about the farmer, he was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym.
A kid talking to Ronnie Coleman
"What does KG mean sir?"
"Killer Glutes"
Coach:"A bodybuilder is like a tree God."
Client:"Yeah,and some of them bare their nuts."
A dumb Bodybuilder tried to rescue a girl from two live power cables but he got electocuted because he tried to do cable crossovers.
Arnold Schwarzennegger's arms were so big he could break a Hotel Chain
A female Bodybuilder once injected steroids into her pussy, now she's a muscly c*nt.
thats all for now...Last edited by sbeamer; 05-31-2006 at 11:44 AM.
Determination is key!
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05-31-2006, 11:40 AM #16
This one only works on someone else that is big...They walk in with their hands in their pockets...Do you have a permit? And they say "A permit for what?!" and you say , You cant just carry around concealed deadly weapons! Kinda lame i know
I work at wal-mart, and everyone calls me muscle man. I'm not huge but im above average. Anyway, one day i walked in before work and got one of those pink stickers that you have to get on returned items so that the service desk knows you broght it in the store. I put it on my arm and walked over to the service desk and said " I would like to returns these guns" They still make references about that to me.
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05-31-2006, 11:40 AM #17
This one only works on someone else that is big...They walk in with their hands in their pockets...Do you have a permit? And they say "A permit for what?!" and you say , You cant just carry around concealed deadly weapons! Kinda lame i know
I work at wal-mart, and everyone calls me muscle man. I'm not huge but im above average. Anyway, one day i walked in before work and got one of those pink stickers that you have to get on returned items so that the service desk knows you broght it in the store. I put it on my arm and walked over to the service desk and said " I would like to returns these guns" They still make references about that to me.
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05-31-2006, 11:44 AM #18
why did arnold iin his lamborghini cross the road..
to find some wheels
hahaha.... ok it sucked'May god have mercy upon my enemies, because i wont.'
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06-09-2006, 09:28 PM #27Originally Posted by powerlift247*R.I.P Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin*
"The body says what words cannot."
"Being hardcore doesn't include wasting time and money on inferior copycat products. YOU want results, so stick with CELL-Tech!" .....?.....Ah....No....hmm....
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