haha good one with the walmartOriginally Posted by CleanSlateScott
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Thread: funny muscle jokes
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02-12-2010, 04:44 PM #43
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Sneak a flex
While standing at an angle do a tricep flex while pointing towards your shoes and ask "You like my new shoes?"
(bonus: If in shorts, give a calf flex as well)
Somewhat like one that was posted earlier:
Do a sort of cross the body/palm up bicep flex while asking "Is the (location of your choice) over there?"
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02-12-2010, 05:21 PM #44
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01-23-2011, 03:39 PM #52"The last 3 or 4 reps is what makes the muscles grow. This area of pain divides a champion from someone who is not a champion. That’s what most people lack, having the guts to go on and just say they’ll go through the pain no matter what happens. I have no fear of fainting. I do squats until I fall over and pass out. So what? It’s not going to kill me. I wake up five minutes later and I’m OK. A lot of other athletes are afraid of this. So they don’t pass out. They don’t go on” - A.Schwarzenegger
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02-16-2011, 12:09 PM #53
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11-22-2011, 03:59 PM #59
- Join Date: May 2011
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Used this on my dad. Provided concern followed by lols.
Me: "dad I think I had a bad allergic reaction!!!!"
Dad: "from what!?"
Me: "I dunno but look how swelled up I am! *massive flex session*"
inB4 stats and "do you even lift?"-bench, squat, djentlift
-I created brotip #464...mirin?
-disregard peasants, keep living for you.
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11-22-2011, 04:33 PM #60
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