hmmm this could be done, I need to lay off the carne asada.Originally Posted by tplantI will make a batch just for you tplant, should last you a month.
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Thread: How Do You Use A Shaker Bottle??
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05-23-2006, 01:10 PM #31Registered User
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05-23-2006, 01:13 PM #32Im the damn paterfamilias
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sick bastards.Originally Posted by cxmhmmm this could be done, I need to lay off the carne asada. I will make a batch just for you tplant, should last you a month. "Work every day to dominate your opponent. We have an opponent in this state that we will work 365 days a year to dominate. That is our goal."
-- Nick Saban, Head Coach of the University of Alabama | January 4, 2007
After winning the super bowl in 1966 a reporter asked coach Vince Lombardi "So coach, how does it feel to be the best football team in the world?" Coach Lombardi replied, "I don't know we haven't played Alabama yet."
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05-23-2006, 01:14 PM #33Registered User
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Im sorry if you don't like sodium free MRP, I will keep sending you the MRP with sodium.Originally Posted by tuck
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05-23-2006, 01:16 PM #34Originally Posted by tuckcRy?
OrLy?
Totally understandable. Its a difficult peice of equipment to deal with.
Sorry for a second there I was possessed by envirocopy. Im ok now. tuckowned?
Ummmmmm, wtf are you talking about??? I don't think you even know the meaning of owning people. Not with your sarcasm. LOL!
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05-23-2006, 01:17 PM #35Shine on
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Wow what a gentleman you are cxm. Thank you sir. Tuck sorry man I'm sure he ahs enough with sodium to alst you a little bit.Originally Posted by cxmhmmm this could be done, I need to lay off the carne asada. I will make a batch just for you tplant, should last you a month. you can boast about anything if it?s all you have. Maybe the less you have, the more you are required to boast.
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05-23-2006, 01:21 PM #36Registered User
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No problem, I believe in taking care of the customer. I want them to be repeat customer.....Originally Posted by tplant
Coming soon
cxm's MRP bars
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05-23-2006, 01:24 PM #37Shine on
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mmmmm can't wait to try that creamy middle will be just like a smore.Originally Posted by cxmNo problem, I believe in taking care of the customer. I want them to be repeat customer.....
Coming soon
cxm's MRP barsyou can boast about anything if it?s all you have. Maybe the less you have, the more you are required to boast.
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05-23-2006, 01:26 PM #38Registered User
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Yes...it will contain pre-digested oats for carbs, peanuts for good fats some broken down others still intact.Originally Posted by tplant
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05-23-2006, 01:29 PM #39Shine on
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I wonder if I could get my mouth around the whole thing...Ok I went too farOriginally Posted by cxmYes...it will contain pre-digested oats for carbs, peanuts for good fats some broken down others still intact.
you can boast about anything if it?s all you have. Maybe the less you have, the more you are required to boast.
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05-23-2006, 01:34 PM #40Registered User
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Originally Posted by tplantI wonder if I could get my mouth around the whole thing...Ok I went too far
haha LOL! I like your prowness for my products!
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05-23-2006, 01:35 PM #41Shine on
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You guys looking for a rep? As interested as I am I think I would be too biased and then joel would make a thread about me...Originally Posted by cxm haha LOL! I like your prowness for my products! you can boast about anything if it?s all you have. Maybe the less you have, the more you are required to boast.
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05-23-2006, 01:38 PM #42Registered User
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haha I could actually use the negative publicity from Joel's thread, contraversy always sells. My MRP will have free advertising from the BB forum.Originally Posted by tplant
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05-23-2006, 01:38 PM #43^^Damned Handsome^^
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Kind of like a Schweaty Weiner.Originally Posted by tplantI wonder if I could get my mouth around the whole thing...Ok I went too far
http://01-mp3search.com/bmkagoog/top52--0003.htmlStrong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
"I'm not cheating, I'm winning!" - my 5-yr old son
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05-23-2006, 01:40 PM #44Future Pro Bodybuilder
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Here is how you do it, put on some rave music then put the protein in the bottle and cover it then you dance and shake your body while shaking the bottle, this will give you a better shake and the protein will be more smooth.Originally Posted by Mr. CruzWhat do you get when you cross a Bodybuilder with a peeping tom? Amazing peeks....
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05-23-2006, 01:48 PM #45Shine on
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haha I love that skit you ever see the schweaty balls one?Originally Posted by Team Enzyteyou can boast about anything if it?s all you have. Maybe the less you have, the more you are required to boast.
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05-23-2006, 01:53 PM #46Future Pro Bodybuilder
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If you can do that then you should contact the muscle bears group.Originally Posted by tplantI wonder if I could get my mouth around the whole thing...Ok I went too farWhat do you get when you cross a Bodybuilder with a peeping tom? Amazing peeks....
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05-23-2006, 02:29 PM #47KO Artist Extraordinaire
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Well you start by creating a large pile of your favorite brand of protein powder on the floor at your feet. Grasp the shaker bottle in your left hand firmly and fill your right hand with water.
Get yourself ready, bend you legs slightly and close your eyes.
Than jump into the pile of your favorite brand of protein powder, hit yourself in the head repeatedly with the shaker bottle, while quoting Will Ferrell out takes from the ends of the DVDs, the ones you watch during credits. I myself usually go with Anchor Man…
If you spill none of the water from your right hand, then you know you are using the shaker bottle correctly. And continue this possess until you have completely scattered your favorite brand of protein powder all over the floor.
It took me a whole to figure all this out myself. It is such a workout usually I will have a glass of protein after I am done.
Or you can use it to shake your NO-Xplode and point it at a friend upon opening.
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05-23-2006, 04:04 PM #48
How did you use a computer to post this if you don't know how to use a shaker bottle?
ROFL!
Sorry dude, sometimes things are just too much
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05-23-2006, 04:15 PM #49Registered User
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Look, all this talk and help with using a shaker bottle is great, but what I want to know is:
HOW DO YOU DRINK THE SHAKE?!?!?!
I can mix up a great shake in a shaker bottle, no problems at all -- in fact, my Mom says I'm very skilled at it -- but what do I do with it then?!
Do I pour it on my head? Do a handstand up against a wall and take it rectally? Do I shoot it up my arm?
Someone said I put it in my mouth. I tried that, but it seems to stop me from breathing. Am I doing something wrong here?!
Are there supplements I can take to assist with drinking shakes?
This is really bugging me. I've got about 40 shakes sitting on my bench in different stages of spoiling, and I'm certainly not getting any bigger that way.
Can someone post a diagram for this thing, please...
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05-23-2006, 04:26 PM #50Registered User
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Originally Posted by Mr. Cruz
New sig.
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05-23-2006, 04:36 PM #51SNS Rep
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i hope you dont have the same problem with the ladies...Originally Posted by Mr. Cruz
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05-23-2006, 04:39 PM #52Shine on
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yeah i agree those things are pesky they should come with a manual. First time I bought one I tried to put the tub in but it wouldn't fit only after a few weeks of hard work and tireless nights studying up was I able to conquer the shaker bottle.Originally Posted by Mr. Cruz
On a related note I bought a pair of pants today and I can't for the life of me figure out how to put them on, can someone please helpyou can boast about anything if it?s all you have. Maybe the less you have, the more you are required to boast.
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05-23-2006, 05:03 PM #53Bubble Burster
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ugh....hey man...Originally Posted by Mr. Cruz
in a 16 oz. bottle i put milk, 3 scoops mass meal, 1/2 cup oats....OR
milk/3 scoops muscle milk/1/2 cup oats
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water/2 scoops whey/dextrose/citrulline malate/creatine/Xtend/etc.
it doesn't matter, it hasn't failed me yet.
p.s. i have a nice stash of mass meal/muscle milk for my bedtime shakes.
"Ignorance is the most expensive commodity we pay for in this country."
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05-24-2006, 08:51 AM #54Registered User
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Cocktail parties
Use your protein shakers at your next cocktail party.
They come in handy allowing your guests to have their own personal shaker.
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05-24-2006, 11:00 AM #55KO Artist Extraordinaire
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Umm I have actually done that!Originally Posted by defdog99
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05-24-2006, 11:42 AM #56Im the damn paterfamilias
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Let us diagram your argument so we can thoroughly understand where it is that I went wrong in being unable to own you.
Excellent!!! Playing dumb is a great way to lull your opponent into a false sense of security. In fact, from your previous post history, you are quite adept at this. Some might even say you play the dumb role almost perfectly! Good for you!Originally Posted by Mr. Cruz
Another interesting ploy. Questioning the individuals definitions, so his argument falls apart under its own weight. But you assumed to much and you know what they say about people who ASSume........Originally Posted by Mr. Cruz
First, lets be clear. To be owned is not meant in the strictest of senses. In other words, for one to own another on the internet is not like owning a slave. Owning someone in an e-sort of way is basically like someone's ignorance or dishonesty being highlighted in a funny and usually sarcastic way that both amuses the e-reader at home and makes the other individual look e-foolish. You seem intent on showing us this yourself, so my job is acutally already done. Again, good job! Good luck in your future bb ventures. You will need it
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05-24-2006, 11:45 AM #57Believe the Unbelievable!
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Shake bottle. End of thread lol...Originally Posted by Mr. Cruz
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05-24-2006, 12:55 PM #58Mountain Man #81
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maybe you should go to the teen section cuz only a 6 yr. old can't figure out a damn shaker bottle
money is the motivation
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05-25-2006, 06:53 AM #59Only a gay **** with no life such as yourself would check others previous posts. Typical skeptical white boy.Originally Posted by tuck
In this post itself, you are the one who is assuming. ****, you even assumed I was gay on the other thread. I guess your anger inflicting juice got the best of you.Originally Posted by tuck
Blah, blah, blah who gives a ****? Answer my real question about how to use a shaker bottle or just shut the **** up. Period. Don't try to bitch slap me with your words. Like I have time for this?? lolOriginally Posted by tuckFirst, lets be clear. To be owned is not meant in the strictest of senses. In other words, for one to own another on the internet is not like owning a slave. Owning someone in an e-sort of way is basically like someone's ignorance or dishonesty being highlighted in a funny and usually sarcastic way that both amuses the e-reader at home and makes the other individual look e-foolish. You seem intent on showing us this yourself, so my job is acutally already done. Again, good job! Good luck in your future bb ventures. You will need it.
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05-25-2006, 07:14 AM #60Shine on
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Damn tuck he jsut called you a white boy, you gonna take that?Originally Posted by Mr. Cruzyou can boast about anything if it?s all you have. Maybe the less you have, the more you are required to boast.
I will make a batch just for you tplant, should last you a month. 
haha LOL! I like your prowness for my products! 
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