Okay this is gonna sound weird and I can already imagine the responses. But I'm serious. If I skip a meal and don't eat for like 4-5 hours, my mouth tastes kinda bitter. And if I breathe my breath in through my nose (like how you would inhale weed waterfall style from mouth to nose), it smells like semen. It's warm and pasty smelling. Is it normal to smell like that? I would offer my friends to sniff it, but they probably don't want to.
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Thread: Breath smells like semen - WTF?
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04-27-2006, 08:14 PM #1
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Breath smells like semen - WTF?
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04-27-2006, 08:16 PM #2
Why do you know what semen smells like??!!??!?!
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04-27-2006, 08:18 PM #3Originally Posted by Indy Film Guy
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04-27-2006, 08:19 PM #4
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semen has a smell?
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04-27-2006, 08:20 PM #5Originally Posted by siamesedream
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04-27-2006, 08:20 PM #6
thread of the year
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04-27-2006, 08:20 PM #7
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do you think it could from all the cock you suck
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04-27-2006, 08:23 PM #8Originally Posted by Indy Film Guy
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04-27-2006, 08:24 PM #9
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This has to be one of the most random threads I have ever seen. But it has me laughing uncontrollably. I truley have found my new favorite section of the forum.
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04-27-2006, 08:28 PM #10
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04-27-2006, 08:29 PM #11
You know how I know yer gay?
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04-27-2006, 08:31 PM #12
You're kidding me, none of you have ever smelled it before?
It's not like you have to ejaculate into your hand and smell it, it just smells, especially if you don't clean up soon.*****/*****
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04-27-2006, 08:33 PM #13
smells like bleach
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04-27-2006, 08:35 PM #14Originally Posted by Man2kx
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04-27-2006, 08:35 PM #15
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04-27-2006, 08:36 PM #16Originally Posted by sammy21*****/*****
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04-27-2006, 08:36 PM #17
its probably jsut bad breath. look at ur tongue, does it have a white coating?
I know that when i dont eat for awhile my mouth gets a bad taste in it. The key is to drink water constantly, as it flushed bacteria and all that crap out of ur mouth leaving ur breath fresher.
either that or take the cock out of ur mouth
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04-27-2006, 08:37 PM #18Originally Posted by Indy Film Guy
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04-27-2006, 08:49 PM #19
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04-27-2006, 08:51 PM #20Originally Posted by Indy Film Guy
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04-27-2006, 08:51 PM #21"It's in our nature to destroy ourselves" - The Terminator
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04-27-2006, 08:52 PM #22
Saying your breath smells like semen is just plain gay. Saying your breath smells like fish on the other hand is quite acceptable.
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04-27-2006, 09:00 PM #23Originally Posted by mangina
You've been "man-slapping" your "he-bitches" too much without remembering to brush your teeth.
And please, don't "offer your friends to sniff it" - no one wants to know, and no one wants to "sniff" your semen.
p.s. Strong lack of hygiene.
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04-27-2006, 09:01 PM #24Originally Posted by Indy Film Guy
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04-27-2006, 09:03 PM #25
what a funny thread!
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04-27-2006, 09:13 PM #26
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Originally Posted by karmazonalways rep back, bro
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04-27-2006, 09:14 PM #27
perhaps it's acetone you're smelling.
if your carbs are low, that's most likely it. It's a metabolite of fat oxidation.
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04-27-2006, 09:16 PM #28Originally Posted by Indy Film Guy
If u dont know what cum smells like, at 37 years old, u must be a 37 year old virgin
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04-27-2006, 09:19 PM #29Originally Posted by Oldtime
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04-27-2006, 09:51 PM #30
bump, dont let this die
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