For any who might call me misogynistic or say that I'm anti-female, it's simply not true! I love women and I think most of them are beautiful, smart people (especially the ones that lift!). This is just a little light-hearted humor that I hope makes some people laugh.
And with no further ado...
THE TOP 10 REASONS IRON IS BETTER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND
10. Iron never has a headache.
9. Iron doesn't care if it's 3AM, it's ready to go when you are.
8. Iron doesn't mind your protein gas.
7. Iron doesn't care if you call it "bitch" when you're pushing up that last rep
6. Iron never asks if it looks fat; 200 pounds is ALWAYS 200 pounds (thanks to Henry Rollins).
5. Iron doesn't want a ring. It already knows you're committed.
4. You always know exactly where you stand with Iron. You don't have to worry that you might hurt Iron's feelings.
3. The only thing Iron wants for your anniversary is for you to go and use it. Not that Iron cares if you remember your anniversary.
2. Iron will never cheat on you, but you can tell your friends to go ahead and bang out a few more reps without Iron feeling dirty.
1. Iron doesn't placate, it doesn't scorn, it doesn't jeer and it never judges. It just waits for you to push to a new PR.
Now add your own!
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Thread: Top 10 Reasons Iron is better
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04-07-2006, 12:55 PM #1Zythologist
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Top 10 Reasons Iron is better
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SMALL
"tofurkey? tof*ck yourself" ~ W8
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04-07-2006, 01:09 PM #2The Giant Killer
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Iron doesn't forget to take its birth control.
-Shruggin
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04-07-2006, 01:14 PM #3ɔqɯq underground
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Originally Posted by Still_Shruggin
I told you to make them females swallow your kids...
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04-07-2006, 01:16 PM #4Avast ye scab!
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well have fun ****ing your iron plates...
Sometimes you eat the bar, and well, sometimes the bar eats you.
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04-07-2006, 01:19 PM #5Liftin Like A Motha..
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Iron never turns its back on you!
No Pain..No Gain.. Remain The Same...
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04-07-2006, 01:20 PM #6No cardio No cry
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They both get heavier every day
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04-07-2006, 01:41 PM #7Rock You Like a Hurricane
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHOriginally Posted by RU4A69
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04-07-2006, 01:45 PM #8LBD
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Iron doesn't try to run your life based on how it "feels" about everything.
Time To Re-Schedule
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04-07-2006, 02:59 PM #9Registered User
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Iron lets you sleep with all the women you want and actually helps you do it!
oh and gecko that link did not contain answers only the search page - swiftness_02
The foods that trigger ketosis are high in carbs, not sugars - michaeldude
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04-07-2006, 03:06 PM #10Registered User
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hell the holes are the right sizeOriginally Posted by RIPcookiethief"There's a fine line between being fearless and being stupid" Indian Larry
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04-07-2006, 03:26 PM #11Team Astroglide
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you must be bangin some loose broadsOriginally Posted by sbrown_c4l$157 billion creates 650,000 jobs = $240,000 cost to create or save 1 job
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04-07-2006, 03:35 PM #12OVERCOME
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Originally Posted by j_neatherlin
Either that or he's like me and has a 2 1/2" dick.
in DIAMETER!!!!!
PLEASE check-out my Training Team's site: www.ironbrothers.com
1160 Total @ 212 BW(Dec 9, 2006)
Squat - 455
Bench - 250
Deadlift - 455
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04-07-2006, 03:39 PM #13Avast ye scab!
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How else are you supposed to "increase the size of your member"
Just use it as a weight rack.Sometimes you eat the bar, and well, sometimes the bar eats you.
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04-07-2006, 04:55 PM #14Registered User
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this is the best thing you said in the post. 7. Iron doesn't care if you call it "bitch" when you're pushing up that last rep.
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04-07-2006, 05:04 PM #15User&Abuser
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iron doesn't cheat on you with your best mate!
Wow,
but is Iron legally available to marry?
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04-07-2006, 11:03 PM #16NAPARM
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Iron doesn't care where you blow your load on it.
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04-07-2006, 11:07 PM #17Ghost Negger
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Iron doesn't discriminate. It doesn't care if you are black or white. Or a slightly toasty caramel brown.
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04-08-2006, 02:50 AM #18Fatter Than You Think
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lol
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04-08-2006, 04:01 AM #19Registered User
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Your WIFE doesn't cut off your balls when she catches you messing around with the iron!
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04-08-2006, 09:07 AM #20Star Fleet Gym Manager
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When I need an extra rest day before going at it again, iron doesn't ask if I still find it attractive.
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04-08-2006, 09:40 AM #21Striving for perfection
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good one!Originally Posted by gecko2424God Bless,
Jonathan
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04-08-2006, 11:49 AM #22The Giant Killer
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Iron doesn't ask you trick questions that there are no right answer to, like "Do i look fat in this?"
-Shruggin
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04-08-2006, 12:10 PM #23Why so serious?
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Iron doesn't tell you you're lame for posting garbage on bb.com
"It seems like your goal is not to help."
log: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=147517853&p=960218773&viewfull=1#post960218773
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04-08-2006, 05:30 PM #24Eric Williams
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ttt
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04-09-2006, 07:43 PM #25Zythologist
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Iron doesn't sag as it gets older...
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SMALL
"tofurkey? tof*ck yourself" ~ W8
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04-09-2006, 07:46 PM #26Banned
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Iron doesn't blow your best friend and tell her best friends causing a rumor to spread around school and ruin your social life... ****.
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04-09-2006, 07:53 PM #27I just don't know anymore
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Iron is gentle if you're careful and honest, but if you abuse it, iron will hurt you.
If you think you can, you will.
If you think you can't, you're right.
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04-09-2006, 09:19 PM #28PWNED!!!Originally Posted by OLP
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04-09-2006, 10:42 PM #29Registered User
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The hole is just the right size for meOriginally Posted by RIPcookiethief
If you actually listen to what I say, you're freakin' stupid and should be shot.
Most people say that having good abs is 90% diet. I say it's 90% lighting lol
I'm not as big as Ronnie Coleman, but I CAN wipe my own ass.
5'11", 183 pounds, appr. 7-8% body fat
Arms - 15.25
Forearms - 12"
Waist - 30."
Chest - 44"
Thigh - 24"
Calves - 15.5"
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