i went to meet with a friend of mine earlier today for coffee, and when we were leaving, a homeless guy approached us. now usually i don't give the beggars money because i'd be homeless myself from all the donations, but this guy looked really sick and very malnourished, so i decided to give him a few dollars. i also asked my friend and she gave him some money as well.
we started talking to the guy, asking him about his life, and suddenly he starts vomiting all over us. it was the sickest smell ever. he got really embarrassed about it and offered to give us the money back, but we told him to keep it.
at that point we didn't know what to say, so we just asked him if he was going to be ok, and left. anybody been in a similar situation before? how did you deal with it?
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12-20-2007, 04:17 PM #1Banned
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Gave a homeless guy money and he threw up on me.
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12-20-2007, 04:18 PM #2Registered User
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once i gave a homeless guy money for a coffee but then he started walking off to stop and shop.
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12-20-2007, 04:19 PM #3King of the World
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I usually take a knife out of my briefcase and end his suffering!
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12-20-2007, 04:19 PM #4Whiskey Drinker
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12-20-2007, 04:19 PM #5Registered User
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Another case of getting owned by the mentally ill homeless randomness...
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12-20-2007, 04:20 PM #6Registered User
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LOL no can't say I've ever had a homeless person throw up on me LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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12-20-2007, 04:20 PM #7Registered User
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I'm not gonna lie; I fapped to your story.
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12-20-2007, 04:20 PM #8Ultimate winner
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repped for being unlucky
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12-20-2007, 04:21 PM #9Registered User
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American Psycho.Originally Posted by proteinpump
Nice
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12-20-2007, 04:21 PM #10Registered User
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well played Mr. Bateman, well played indeed.Originally Posted by proteinpump
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12-20-2007, 04:22 PM #11Banned
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i wasn't mad at him. if anything, i was sorry that he had to go through that on top of his life situation.Originally Posted by edible_eye
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12-20-2007, 04:24 PM #12Banned
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nudes for proof
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12-20-2007, 04:25 PM #13Registered User
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Two Girls
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12-20-2007, 04:25 PM #14GodMode [On] - Off
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i once gave a homeless guy money, then he opened his cardboard box, pulled out his armani suit, got changed and drove away in his benz ...
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12-20-2007, 04:26 PM #15Banned
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lol sounds like a scene from don't be a menace to south central.Originally Posted by tund3
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12-20-2007, 04:26 PM #16Registered User
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one time there was this bum chilling by subway and i went in to buy a sandwich for me and my sister, and i bought an extra tuna fish sandwich for him since it was the daily special for only 4$, i said heres a sandwich for you you looked hungry.Originally Posted by Chicken_Patty
He said what is it? I said tuna fish
he said, no thanks I dont like tuna.
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12-20-2007, 04:26 PM #17brb gettin peeled'
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i have a homeless man my leftovers one time
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12-20-2007, 04:28 PM #18Registered User
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homeless people are gross
one time i saw a guy say no to a bum and the bum pissed in a cup and threw it at that poor guy. kinda funny tho
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12-20-2007, 04:28 PM #19Misc #1 Milf Hunter
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i was homeless for about a month last year, stayed in a couple of hostels, slept rough some nights. it was the best and worst time of my life, sleeping in the city you feel alot more free and not tied down, i came home because the hostel was full of lowlives though and i couldn't cope much longer, i made my point, i had nothing else to prove.
homeless people are the most real people in the world, they judge nobody, other homeless people would show me good/safe spots to sleep if the hostels were full (which alot of the time they were, because it was winter)
if i walk past homeless people now and they are decent looking people not drugheads, i'll sit down and have a couple of smokes and a tea with them, you find they have alot of interesting sh!t to say.
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12-20-2007, 04:28 PM #20Registered User
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I remember there were two homeless men drunk and fighting/wrestling each other in a parking lot. I used to always carry something in my pocket (apple or whatever) when I saw homeless people to give instead of money. I said to them:
"Hey you guys stop fighting and have something to eat for a moment." (Paraphrase). They looked at me as I handed them a can of sardines...turned up the pin and started sharing/eating it with their hands. They seemed like buddies at that point.
A homeless person once tried to spit in my face and was verbally abusive though and I had him charged.If you are suffering from serious medical concerns please be sure to check with your doctor.
My name is Mark.
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12-20-2007, 04:29 PM #21Registered User
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i dont give money to homeless people
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12-20-2007, 04:30 PM #22Registered User
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another time i was eating dinner at this italian place and ordered an extra meal before I left since it was downtown, i was driving stopped, and offered a bum the dinner he said a bunch of obscene things, and essentially told me to f off.Originally Posted by Forge3
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12-20-2007, 04:31 PM #23Registered User
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Originally Posted by Zach53
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12-20-2007, 04:31 PM #24yo
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you shoulda gave him a blow job
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12-20-2007, 04:31 PM #25Fortified With Iron
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LOLOriginally Posted by Chicken_Patty
Oh yea, just the other day actually. I was walking by this homeless guy and he threw up all over me. But I wasn't mad because he's just fallen on hard times.
Haha na rly
But I have stepped in dog poop before
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12-20-2007, 04:33 PM #26Registered User
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Yeah...I deal with situations similar to that regularly. If you offer to buy a cup of coffee for someone who wants money for coffee they get offended. But a lot just spend it on drugs and I don't want to support that. Sometimes they are grateful and really want a hot coffee, a bowl of soup or such.Originally Posted by Zach53
If you are suffering from serious medical concerns please be sure to check with your doctor.
My name is Mark.
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12-20-2007, 04:33 PM #27Team Zissou: Frogman #1
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Hello. Pat Bateman.
You want some, uh, money ?
Some food ?
- Is this what you need ? - I'm-I'm hungry.
Yeah. Cold out too, isn't it ?
Why don't you get a job ? If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job ?
I lost my job.
Why ? You drinking ?
Is that why you lost it ? Insider trading ?
Just joking.
Listen, what's your name ? Al.
Hmm ? Speak up. Come on. Al.
Get a goddamn job, Al.
You got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you.
You gotta get your act together. I'll help you.
You are so kind, mister. You're a kind-- You're a kind man.
It's okay. I can tell.
Please, you gotta tell me what to do. You gotta help me.
I'm so cold, I'm hungry.
You know how bad you smell ?
You reek of ****. Do you know that ?
Al.
I'm sorry. It's just that--
I don't know.
I don't have anything in common with you.I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee.......begging for its life.
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12-20-2007, 04:34 PM #28that's 6
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i loldOriginally Posted by wordlife89
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12-20-2007, 04:36 PM #29hamsom brah
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If ever I give homeless people money, I just drop it in and leave.
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12-20-2007, 04:37 PM #30that's 6
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Originally Posted by Zach53
homeless people are gross
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