Interviewer:"What's the best protein source a bodybuilder can eat?"
How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs
A little boy came home from a day trip at gold's gym.
He told his mother that it was the strangest experience
he'd ever had, everyone in there was swollen and screaming
(you can see it now can’t you)
If you notice a number of Bodybuilders in the gym getting erections,don't worry it's called bulking up.
Bodybuilder:"I work on 3 body parts a day."
Pathologist:"So do I."
(I can see it now)
At a bodybuilding contest a moron
put oil all over his body and started sliding around all over the stage.He won the contest because the top three competitors slipped and broke their necks.
Ok those weren’t that good I hope I at least put a smile on your face!
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