Had some sex trouble - Rant

wanabeebig · 02-12-2008, 02:40 AM

So I start my day with a phone call from this girl I met, we have been talking for a couple weeks, and then we wanted to hangout, so I drive an hour to her house, and I get kicked out in an hour after being there, i was pissed, but days went by, and she begged me to come back again to hangout, so I did.

So the day went by great, we went to the mall, went out to eat, so then she wanted to go back to her house, we get there, we start making out, after about an hour, she finally starts giving me a handjob, that went on for like 5-7 minutes, and she gave up cause i take to long, so 10 minutes go by, she decides to give it another try, well it went on for another 5-7 minutes, and she gave up again! so this went on 4-5 times and she gave up, i had to get hard for a crappy handjob i new i couldn't cum from, lol

So then i asked if she would give me head, and she says " I have never done that before " so i got her to do it, so she starts, she did it for maybe 2 seconds and said she couldn't lol, so I have had to get hard proabably 5-6 times just so i don't cum from a bad handjob and worst head ever

So then we are still making out, i'm annoyed, and her cats are jumping every where making noise, and her mom is in her bedroom, i can hear her talking on the phone, and she wants to have sex now, in the living room where her sister and mom can walk in at any moment.

I'm paranoid cause the cats and her mom or sister walking in, and her comes the problem.

I couldn't get hard, lol i've never had this problem, but she kept talking about how the condoms weren't lubricated and ****, there was no mood, nothing, I was dead tired at 4 in the morning, and i couldn't do it, so I said i'm just gonna go cause i still had to drive all the way home and ****.

Not to mention my dick was raw from her bad handjobs and i didn't want to be mean.

So i just needed to rant i guess, make jokes cause i need a laugh, lol.

Oh yeah, she brushed her teeth right after the Head, she like ran to the bathroom.

Violator009 · 02-12-2008, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by wanabeebig

Not to mention my dick was raw from her bad handjobs and i didn't want to be mean.

lmao, some chicks have hands like sandpaper..

wanabeebig · 02-12-2008, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Violator009

lmao, some chicks have hands like sandpaper..

lol she just grabed onto it like she was trying to deadlift 300pounds, and did it so slow i started laughing but she didn't know what i was laughing about.

ozwooo · 02-12-2008, 02:56 AM

im impotent with my girlfriends, i can only sex well with whores

RIP Quorthon · 02-12-2008, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wanabeebig

she like ran to the bathroom.

"she like ran to the bathroom"? Like, really? That, like, sentence really, like, explains a lot.

wanabeebig · 02-12-2008, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by RIP Quorthon

"she like ran to the bathroom"? Like, really? That, like, sentence really, like, explains a lot.

lol, she just said " i'm going to brush my teeth " and the bathroom is right there

strong trying to make fun of " like "

BTW - nice sig

FullSack · 02-12-2008, 03:26 AM

i know what you mean about the cats. My old g/f had 3 cats which slept in her room and they would attack my feet and make me lose my boner.

wanabeebig · 02-12-2008, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by FullSack

i know what you mean about the cats. My old g/f had 3 cats which slept in her room and they would attack my feet and make me lose my boner.

lol, The damn cat ran up the couch and scratched my ass while it was jumping, and another one tried to snuggle up between my legs, weird night.