My G/F wants me to do stuff with her ass.
She keep trying to put it in my face or put my hand up there. i'm thinking no fukin way am i putting my tongue or finger up ur ashole, back off bitch!
First off i don't want to put my dick up there cos putting a dick in an ******* is like trying to put a baguette through a polo. I don't like the width restriction i'll encounter, not that my schlong is massive or anything.
Secondly my friend wa telling me ow she did anal once when she was younger and her ******* was all expanded and felt like she needed to **** all the time the next day. sick.
Thirdly it looks like minced meat. I know pussies are the ugliest things ever but her *******.....wtf. How do i say i don't wanna go near her ass without upsetting her and thus forcin her to go fuk some other guy to make herself feel sexy again? And what is the obsession with anal anyway?
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03-01-2006, 03:58 AM #1Banned
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My G/F wants me to do stuff with her ass.
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03-01-2006, 04:33 AM #2Banned
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Why the shades-smiley if you're not happy about it?
I wasn't hooked on doing anal stuff with my ex-gf, but I'll tell if, if I hook up with a fine-ass girl and she wants me to do anal stuff to her I will be ALL over her. It really all boils down to how hot (and clean) the girl is. Obviously the thought of doing "dirty anal stuff" isn't appealing if the girl isn't very hot.
So how hot is she?
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03-01-2006, 05:09 AM #3Under your bed
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useless without pics!
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03-01-2006, 05:26 AM #4Registered User
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If this is what she really wants, its either you or another guy. I guarantee you theres a bunch ofguys who will be more than happy to satisfy her craving.Originally Posted by Stander, Emile5'10" 285#
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03-01-2006, 05:43 AM #5UK Brah
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I would..........Originally Posted by BigJohn308
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03-01-2006, 05:48 AM #6Strong-Ass Jaw Crew
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03-01-2006, 05:51 AM #7Registered User
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bro dont complain anal is awsome !!!!! jam ur cock up there!!!!
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03-01-2006, 05:55 AM #8Registered User
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Originally Posted by PLaYBoY69
Whatever you do,you DONT "JAM your cock up there"...Thast teh quickest way I know to not get it anymore....A girl has to be really relaxed and worked slowly for awhile before you can start "going to town"...
Whoever says "Jam it" "Cram it" or "Slam it", I have my doubts they are really getting regualr ass action.5'10" 285#
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03-01-2006, 05:56 AM #9str8 diesel
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wurdOriginally Posted by BigJohn308Height: 6'1"
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03-01-2006, 05:57 AM #10Registered User
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ha ha ~ me tooOriginally Posted by ironchestHeight = 6' 1"
185 lbs @ 15 % BF
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03-01-2006, 06:18 AM #11
I don't know but maybe you should try it. You might enjoy it and if you don't, tell her that you don't like it and will not do it again. At least she'll know that you tried to please her! But tell her to make sure she's as clean as possible and use a hat if you know what I mean!
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03-01-2006, 06:52 AM #12Still young and stupid
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Tango anyone?
It always takes two to tango, but how would you know for sure if you like to tango or not ...
Give it a try and if it is not your thingy, no one can blame you!
Personally I'd go Klingon on that little pink hole, but I tried it and liked it
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03-01-2006, 07:14 AM #13Don't Tread on Me.
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???Originally Posted by Stander, Emile
Maybe you're gay and are afraid to admit that you like anal? Never heard a straight man say something like that.
Or maybe she's just really nasty.******
I'm American, not German. There's a difference between "location" and "nationality". Thanks.
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03-01-2006, 07:16 AM #14Master of the Dark Arts
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Marry Her Now
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03-01-2006, 08:30 AM #15
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do you have any idea the amount of guys that have to try to let there girls piitb. your a lucky man just do it.
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03-01-2006, 08:33 AM #16Registered User
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try it out after she has a ****, shower (and maybe a shave).
but yeah, any guy who says "JUST RAM IT IN THERE DUDE LOLOLOL!%$!%!1" has obviously never had anal, or possibly ANY sex with a girl.'
edit: oh yeah and one other thing
LUBE LUBE LUBELast edited by Powerslave_; 03-01-2006 at 08:36 AM.
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03-01-2006, 09:09 AM #17Registered User
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You're gay dude!
Do you know how many guys would love to have a chick that's freaky like that? You're going to lose her to a man that will do it and do it WELL!!!
Sounds like you're sexually up tight.
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03-01-2006, 11:14 AM #18When in doubt PIITB!
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omg, no one has said it yet............ here it goes........
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03-01-2006, 02:29 PM #19Giggidy
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Piitb!!!!!!!
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03-01-2006, 03:28 PM #20Registered User
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your a homo, send her to me and i will take care of that ass!
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03-01-2006, 05:12 PM #21What about "Put it?" in the butt?Originally Posted by BigJohn308
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03-01-2006, 05:29 PM #22Executive Culinary OG
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Kill yourself for saying that. They are beautiful!Originally Posted by Stander, Emile*Chefbrah Crew*
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03-01-2006, 05:31 PM #23Executive Culinary OG
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Because then they start crying "oowww stop it hurts" if you just ram it up there. Lube and be niceOriginally Posted by BigJohn308
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03-01-2006, 05:34 PM #24500 Internal Server Error
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pics of gf?
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03-01-2006, 06:06 PM #25************************* ************************* ************************* ************************* ************************* ************************* ********** ************************* *******
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wait a minute....u refused to piitb?Originally Posted by Stander, Emilewait wut
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03-01-2006, 10:43 PM #26Registered User
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did he say pussies are ugly? i think we have found the problem...instead of smooth clean female ass he might like hairy man ass
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Tango anyone?
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