how to pass a breathalyzer test?

[sixpack_69]

So I had my semi-formal this past friday and eventhough I drank quite a bit before the actual semi, I knew of a few ppl that got in trouble because they were puking at the dance lol. Our head of school said that if we have a formal at the end of the year (Grade dinner and dance) there will be breathalyzers at the entrance. Do any of you guys know of a way of passing a breathalyzer test? (Don't say dont drink any alcohol....) I heard of the old pennies tale but heard its all false. Any suggestions?

If nothing works then I will just prob sneak in those smal 50 ml bottles of vodka in.

[MMA Superstar 2]

Look for random dog **** on the ground and eat it as fast as you can. Either that or you can always lick the bird poop off your front windshield.

[sixpack_69]

I should have added "Reasonable and sensible responses please"

[the next arnold]

there is no way

it was on Mythbusters and they tried everything to try and beat it and nothing worked

[Hardgainer2000]

There's a new way to pass but i dont know the specifics. I saw it on the news the other day how people are getting away with it.

[Liquid_diet]

The penny thing definitely DOES NOT work. I know first hand. The cops found it in my mouth and called me a dumb@ss, and said it can actually make you blow worse than your level. Ahhhh being 17 and getting caught drinking sucks.

[sixpack_69]

there is no way

it was on Mythbusters and they tried everything to try and beat it and nothing worked

oo, ok, damn that sucks

[collector]

Put the vodka's into gatorade water bottles you know the green ones and sneak em in.

[Reservoir Dog]

They are most likely bull****tin' you about the breathalyzer at the door thing. Sounds like a scare tactic to me.

[Ripped Mass]

So I had my semi-formal this past friday and eventhough I drank quite a bit before the actual semi, I knew of a few ppl that got in trouble because they were puking at the dance lol. Our head of school said that if we have a formal at the end of the year (Grade dinner and dance) there will be breathalyzers at the entrance. Do any of you guys know of a way of passing a breathalyzer test? (Don't say dont drink any alcohol....) I heard of the old pennies tale but heard its all false. Any suggestions?

If nothing works then I will just prob sneak in those smal 50 ml bottles of vodka in.

An EMP pulse would do the trick. Good luck trying to generate one though.

[user991063048497]

ya our school always said that there were gonna breathalize ppl but they never did

[AirPower]

Take drugs instead..... j/k

[FreeBirdbulker]

this ohio state highway patrolman made a video of how not to get pulled over for DUI and how to pass a test. he got fired and the video was taken. haha

[madmardigan]

If I'm not mistaken and you attend a public school, I doubt they can legally administer breathalyzer tests at the door.

[BuildUpNow]

say its listerine...

[decibel]

ya our school always said that there were gonna breathalize ppl but they never did

Same here, they're just tryin to scare you into not drinking next time around. I wouldn't worry about it.

[Benny504]

If I'm not mistaken and you attend a public school, I doubt they can legally administer breathalyzer tests at the door.

no, they can. my dad is a principal at a public school. he said he can do pretty much anything he wants to ensure the safety of his students.

[warriors]

You're pretty much out of luck on trying to pass one when you have been drinking. the one's today are so advanced that they are pretty much impossible to "trick"

[[ROID RAGE]]

you should just take a couple of pills instead. be all loved up, be the time of your life

[madmardigan]

no, they can. my dad is a principal at a public school. he said he can do pretty much anything he wants to ensure the safety of his students.

Not if it violates your constitutional rights.

[StaticShock]

this is easily solved, plant alcohol before the dance, and drink it inside the washroom. easy.

[Spuddy]

there is no way

it was on Mythbusters and they tried everything to try and beat it and nothing worked

lol do you really think they would show you how to beat one on a popular tv show? the fcc would kick their ass

in theory, you could lower your reading by exhaling all the the air from your lungs and taking a quick breath before blowing (quick breath gives you less time to accumulate the alc in your lungs) but you would still register something.

if you really want to take a chance, slip some listerine in your mouth, and the breathylizer will read some ridiculously high and fatal number, which will confuse the test taker. you then tell them either the breathylizer is messed or that you just took some cough syrup on the way cause your sick or something


pretty much, youll get caught so either smoke a bowl before going or sneak in the alcohol and drink it there

[bb4life123]

so easy bro... sneak in small bottles of smirnoff and drink in washroom...

[ex421]

You cant beat it...dont try...

[Blazer_2006]

They are most likely bull****tin' you about the breathalyzer at the door thing. Sounds like a scare tactic to me.

When i was a senior in high school they were doing breathalyzers at the door for prom, basically they just gave it to the guys..

[nunzie16]

Drink Listerine right before you take it. My friend was in the same situation and ended up passing no prob. Good Luck

[JesseC]

Ok, this is definetly not something you are probaly willing to try but my neighbor is a cop and I have been told stories. Something people do now-a-days I guess is funnel alcohol through their anus. It still gets into the bloodstream and makes you drunk but you pass the breathilyzer. Once again you probaly wont try this but just throwing that out there of a way that works

[Spuddy]

Drink Listerine right before you take it. My friend was in the same situation and ended up passing no prob. Good Luck

listerine increases the amount of alcohol to ridiculous levels. they tested listerine with a breathlizer, and read over 400- thats why you would do it to make them think the test is messed up

[PumpAndGrow]

Ya listerine is 30% alchohol by volume per mL. Anyhoo, ya it was on mythbusters. They tried eveything from gum to onions. There is no way to beat it. Besides not drinking.

[Uncle Bob]

Get yourself a nice pocketflask.