i walked in the door drenched in the smell of mary jane, dads asleep on the couch and mom come home any minute now, i hope they aint gonna be mad. im too high to be typin thiz
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02-05-2008, 05:35 PM #1Registered User
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Maaan I'm High as Hell and Paranoid lol, this sucks
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02-05-2008, 05:35 PM #2deadly w/ foam bullets
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02-05-2008, 05:35 PM #3★
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try to cross your eyes. you won't be able to. (yes future police officer)
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02-05-2008, 05:36 PM #4Banned
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just go ahead and rep me and theyll never find outOriginally Posted by cman1787
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02-05-2008, 05:39 PM #5♥ SKULLDUGGERY
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Originally Posted by cman1787
WE KNOW YOU'RE HIGH ALREADY. NO NEED TO POST. SEE YOU SOON.www.prohormoneforum.com
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02-05-2008, 05:40 PM #6Registered User
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your 21
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02-05-2008, 05:40 PM #7Registered User
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how do you kknow?Originally Posted by Ulysses
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02-05-2008, 05:43 PM #8Registered User
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holy ****ing **** no way. i thought i was safe when i get pulled over that there is no way to tell if your high.Originally Posted by BigKeer
ME and my friends were joking around about this when we were high that they invented a breathalizer that senses how much weed you smoked. you blow into it and it says like, 1/8, or 2 phat ass blunts hahaha lol.
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02-05-2008, 05:43 PM #9Banned
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haha omg, does the op even realize his parents are right behind him as he's typing? dont look behind you dude.
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02-05-2008, 05:44 PM #10Banned
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02-05-2008, 05:45 PM #11Banned
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x2 wtf is this ****?Originally Posted by Compoundlift83
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02-05-2008, 05:45 PM #12Registered User
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my dog wont stop staring and sniffing meOriginally Posted by terzter
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02-05-2008, 05:45 PM #13★
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theres a few ways to tell that are pretty easy. as long as THC is in your system you won't be able to cross your eyes. so even next week you won't be able to.Originally Posted by LCking187
THC also makes your pupils dialate. if you shine a light in your eye, your pupil will start to constrict then blow back up and stay that way even if you keep the light shined in your eye.
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02-05-2008, 05:46 PM #14Registered User
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gtfo, u canadian bacon ass mofoOriginally Posted by Fallen_Angel
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02-05-2008, 05:47 PM #15Banned
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You're 21, gtfo of mommy and daddy's house and stop being scared to get caught being high LOL.Originally Posted by cman1787
gtfo, u canadian bacon ass mofo
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02-05-2008, 05:48 PM #16Banned
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stick your weiner in between her
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02-05-2008, 05:48 PM #17Registered User
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you're 18Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel
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02-05-2008, 05:49 PM #18Unregistered User
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how about people who aren't able to cross their eyes ever? That sobriety test does not hold up in court.Originally Posted by BigKeer
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02-05-2008, 05:49 PM #19Genetically Like This
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you can just say that you dont know how to cross your eyes.Originally Posted by BigKeer
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02-05-2008, 05:51 PM #20BRB crushin skulls
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i cant cross my eyes high or not
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02-05-2008, 05:54 PM #21Registered User
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21 and afraid your parents will be mad at you?
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02-05-2008, 05:54 PM #22Registered User
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whats wrong with being respectful?????????????????Originally Posted by Battista
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02-05-2008, 05:54 PM #23★
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Originally Posted by jlick
Originally Posted by jehst
if they can't cross their eyes then theres a ****load of other test that can determine if they're high or not. their pupils for example won't react to light and they will stay dilated.
as far as alcohol goes, if you're drunk then your eyes won't be able to follow an object smoothly, and depending on your BAC, then your eye will start jerking once it reaches a certain angle.
these tests do not lie. however just one test alone may not be enough to establish probable cause for an arrest/citation. but if you fail 2 or 3 of them and you smell like beer/weed then you're ****ed.
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02-05-2008, 05:57 PM #24Genetically Like This
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theres no law against being high. i haven't heard of any case where someone was proven to be high on marijuana.Originally Posted by BigKeer
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02-05-2008, 05:58 PM #25Registered User
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1) I can cross my eyes just fine.. so point # one is just pure bull****.Originally Posted by BigKeer
2) Hallucinogens make your pupils dialte, THC will only make your eyes blood shotDon't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. - Bruce Lee
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02-05-2008, 05:59 PM #26★
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lolOriginally Posted by jehst
theres something called being under the influence of a controlled substance.
also if you're driving, that's a DUI.
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02-05-2008, 06:00 PM #27Registered User
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I can cross my eyes...Originally Posted by BigKeer
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02-05-2008, 06:00 PM #28my art.
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No but there is a law against public intoxication. Or DUI.Originally Posted by jehst
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02-05-2008, 06:01 PM #29muay thai brah
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turn your lights off in your room, and leave the tv on. dont leave your room and just stay in there. or you can grab some eye drops preferably rohtos. taking a shower will get rid of the smell too. your 21 you should know how to handle yourself in these situations
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02-05-2008, 06:01 PM #30Genetically Like This
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yes, but you have to be able to prove it..and none of those tests you mention hold up in court.Originally Posted by scott1761
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