I call it:
Servings Per Container: 20
Serving Size: 5 level Tablespoons
Amount Per Serving: 35,500 mg
Flavor: Tropical Citrus
Syn-Pro EAA Blend: 7100 mg
(l-leucine, l-isoleucine, l-valine, l-lysine, l-phenylalanine, l-threonine, l-histidine, l-methionine)
Energy Substrate: 7955 mg
(xylitol, dextrose, maltodextrin, glutamine)
Power-Flow Matrix: 7120 mg
(Arginine-AKG, Ornithine-AKG, Creatine-orotate, glycerol-monostearate, beta-alanine, l-histidine)
Neuro-Charge Blend: 505 mg
(DL-phenylalanine, tyramine, huperzine-a, DMAE, vinpocetine, ginkgo biloba)
True Energy Blend: 6950 mg
(Acetyl-L-carnitine, l-tyrosine, choline bitartrate, rhodiola rosea (4% rosavins), bacopa monnieri (20% bacosides), caffeine anhydrous)
Antiox Matrix: 2700 mg
(L-carnosine, K-R-ALA, Acai (10% phenolic acid), Grape Seed (95% proanthocyanidins), Blackberry 100:1 (25% anthocyanins), Broccoli 20:1, Pomegranate (70% ellagic acid), gynostemma (90% gypenosides), Aloe Vera 200:1)
Other Ingredients: citric acid, ascorbic acid, stevia, FOS, sucralose, N&A flavors, N&A colors, acesulfame-k
This is the monster I've created going through pretty much all of the bulk supplies I had. It is the supreme pre-workout mix. It will maximize protein synthesis and sparing, increase nitric oxide and power output, improve glycogen storage, maximize free radical quenching, increase blood flow, heighten alertness and aggression, stimulate adaptation, fire-up fat burning, potentiate insulin, as well as have a small but beneficial effect on intestinal fauna and in preventing glycation. All in all it weighs about 710 grams.
But I want to let it go. I'm auctioning it off... maybe just for the hell of it (maybe to get attention ), or maybe cause I'm poor and need tuition. So, if all goes according to plan, this bad-ass concoction will go to the highest bidder... and I think we will all expect a log of it.
I say we start it off at $50.