O/T Chuck Norris

[Mr. Someday]

Ok..... go to Google and type in "find Chuck Norris". Use the "feeling Lucky" search button.

[Odin1970]

Originally Posted by Mr. Someday

Ok..... go to Google and type in "find Chuck Norris". Use the "feeling Lucky" search button.

haha, BodyHard should get something like that too. (dont want to spoil it for the rest of you).

[Mark1T]

Hey, Mr. S. Don't tell me you made the switch to the Total Gym. Say it 'aint so

[antiquemom]

Too funny!!!! I love this kinda stuff about Chuck Norris!

[Hibiscus09]

Ha,ha -- that was so funny! I didn't even know there were that many search options under google -- so thanks.

He went to the trouble to go all the way to Nagano, Japan to find me.



I'm obviously:

(a) VERY happy about it, or

(b) slightly drunk, or

(c) BOTH



LOL -- we look like brother and sister in that photo. Good grief -- that was way back in 1998. Time flies!

You know I'm connected when we have matching clothing. Ha,ha,ha

[Mark1T]

Originally Posted by Hibiscus09

Ha,ha -- that was so funny! I didn't even know there were that many search options under google -- so thanks.

He went to the trouble to go all the way to Nagano, Japan to find me.

I'm obviously:

(a) VERY happy about it, or

(b) slightly drunk, or

(c) BOTH



LOL -- we look like brother and sister in that photo. Good grief -- that was way back in 1998. Time flies!

You know I'm connected when we have matching clothing. Ha,ha,ha

That is too cool, Hibbiez! If Chuck Norris can't find you, nobody can

[Hibiscus09]

Originally Posted by Mark1T

That is too cool, Hibbiez! If Chuck Norris can't find you, nobody can

Ha,ha -- we had a lot of fun on that trip, Mark. I hope I didn't scare y'all with that photo. It is pretty scawy!

He was real nice, as was his fiance (who is now his wife). His brother was there also, along with his wife. They were all very friendly and seemed to have a great time. Brian was able to flirt with Fran Drescher and have his photo made with her, so I wasn't the only hussy in the group.

I wonder how many things you can google and find a witty remark like that? It's pretty funny stuff.

[Ingersoll]

The toughest douche on the planet, he is.

[Hibiscus09]

Originally Posted by Ingersoll

The toughest douche on the planet, he is.

Awww! Don't be a hater. He was a very nice man.

[BergMuscle]

That was great! ROFLMAO!!!

[Mark1T]

Originally Posted by Hibiscus09

Ha,ha -- we had a lot of fun on that trip, Mark. I hope I didn't scare y'all with that photo. It is pretty scawy!

I've never seen a bad photo of you, Hibbers. I don't think they make 'em, and Chuck was the lucky one

**smootches**

[rbdwarf]

Originally Posted by Hibiscus09

I hope I didn't scare y'all with that photo. It is pretty scawy!

If that's scary then I think I like being scared.

Would have been better without Chuck in the picture :-)

--
Rob

[amoreno]

That is so cool. I have never ever clicked that button before.

I just found Waldo!

[Bando]

I spent wayyyy to much time at work laughing at Chuck Norris facts - my favorite:

"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."

[baker]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Chuck Norris dosn't sleep. He waits.

[Revmachine21]

Bruce Campbell Fact #226

Bruce Campbell is the Reason Waldo is Hiding.



http://brucefacts.com/random.php

[rbdwarf]

Bruce Campbell Fact #198

Bruce Campbell once got in a fight with Chuck Norris. Bruce Campbell just showed Chuck his chainsaw, said Groovy, and flushed him down the toilet in bloody chunks.

I'm *MUCH* more a fan of Bruce than I am of Chuck!

--
Rob

[chodan9]

I'm a big Chuck Norris fan.
He is the real deal as far as martial arts is concerned, plus he seems to have a good sense of humor about the all the "chuck norris facts".
and when it comes to acting..... well, he is a great martial artists

[Revmachine21]

Random Bruce Campbell Fact #251

Bruce Campbell's signature, according to analysts, is interestingly similar to the ancient Sumerian word for "Bad Ass".

http://brucefacts.com/random.php


Me love a little Bruce (blushy)

[ctgblue]

OK, Chuck Norris story of mine

This last week was 'homegoing week' (like homecoming for basketball) at my daughters High School, where my wife also teaches.

They had the "escort games' to pick the guys' escorts, kind of like the dating game, question is asked to blindfolded guy, all the girls pick one of the answers and stand on that side, guy choses answer and the girls on the other side sit down.

I got included in the question "Who would you rather have on your side in a street fight, Chuck Norris or CTG?"
I lost that one, but did get one girl sticking up for me. She said, "I know CTG and I think he could take Chuck."
She is very sweet and very cute. I gave her a big hug at the game for that one.

Just the fact that the kids in the school included me with Chuck in that question is a big ego boost. I have been a CN fan since I was a kid.

It also helps make sure that only nice guys ask out my daughter.

[MyEngland]

"For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one".

I can barely type for tears in my eyes, after reading this one...

[utahodonnells]

Had no idea ldea old Chuck is in his 70's. Looked up his name on Wikipedia.

[Athena]

Seriously funny stuff!

I try very hard to resist getting sucked into posts like this...but I couldn't resist.

To those who haven't done this yet, you really need to see the "results". Seriously!

[Bando]

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of of the Grim Reaper - he considers him a "promising rookie"

another favorite..

[MyEngland]

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.