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    If abs are made in the kitchen how come hardly any women have them?
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    If abs are made in the kitchen how come hardly any women have them?
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    looks like hes about to go for a swim..or at least gather up the courage to do so
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    wait till you see all the pics!!!
    If abs are made in the kitchen how come hardly any women have them?
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    Originally Posted by karmazon
    Leaving australia for a better place
    yeah maybe hes going to france
    If abs are made in the kitchen how come hardly any women have them?
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    Originally Posted by karmazon
    Leaving australia for a better place
    Is there such a place?
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    Originally Posted by martydaman
    Is there such a place?
    nope, just play along with him to make him feel better
    If abs are made in the kitchen how come hardly any women have them?
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    Originally Posted by SwollSooner 2.0
    kangroos can swim? lol wtf
    Thats right, now theres nowhere to hide when they come and get you
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    Originally Posted by martydaman
    Is there such a place?
    "A place"? No. Multiple places? Absolutely
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    suicide.
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    Originally Posted by kurt_mangle
    going for a ****ing swim? dickhead
    the problem is that they don't swim idiot
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    Originally Posted by brake
    nope, just play along with him to make him feel better

    well the thread started said lame aussie jokes are welcome, so I thought up of a really lame one
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