guys wtf. i feel like **** and my breath smells like ****.
so me and this girl i found on myspace met up, her roomie was out of town so i went to her place. chick is hot as hell and already kind of drunk. So she gives me some shots and im buzzin hardcore.
Im feelin tipsy and she turns on some music, we go into her bedroom and listen to some moby (dont ask me why). This girl is asian and petite and her body was made to be ****ed.
She was nice and tan, long straight black hair and blue contacts (yeah fake but looked ****ing HOTTT) so we are both naked she gets down and starts bobbing her head up and down on my meat rod.
Im pulling her hair up and we start making out again, laying down on the waterbed (which owned).
So we are gyrating with the wave of the bed and i penetrate her. She was riding on top of me butterfly position (where your legs are wrapped around eachother just grininding) which owned. DEEP penetration.
So we are going at it and i need to ease up before i bust so i start suckin her breasts and move down south to her perfectly shaved peach.
Im going at it and out of nowhere i hear a sputter and then a loud fart noise like the sound one of those fake fart bags u sit on for pranks makes. I felt a wave of hot air hit my face and enter my mouth.
I started gagging and she had a shocked look of embarresment on her face as i looked up at her in horror.
I gagged and threw up all over her crotch and stomach/bed/puzzy.
I try and gather my clothes puking all over the place and i run into the bathroom. I puke into her sink 1 last time and lock the door. I jump in the shower quick and rinse off, shes knocking apologizing and crying. I get dressed and leap out of the bathroom window.
I just got home 1 hr ago and im in a daze and dont know what to do so i wrote this.
Guys that ****ed up.
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