guys wtf. i feel like **** and my breath smells like ****.
so me and this girl i found on myspace met up, her roomie was out of town so i went to her place. chick is hot as hell and already kind of drunk. So she gives me some shots and im buzzin hardcore.
Im feelin tipsy and she turns on some music, we go into her bedroom and listen to some moby (dont ask me why). This girl is asian and petite and her body was made to be ****ed.
She was nice and tan, long straight black hair and blue contacts (yeah fake but looked ****ing HOTTT) so we are both naked she gets down and starts bobbing her head up and down on my meat rod.
Im pulling her hair up and we start making out again, laying down on the waterbed (which owned).
So we are gyrating with the wave of the bed and i penetrate her. She was riding on top of me butterfly position (where your legs are wrapped around eachother just grininding) which owned. DEEP penetration.
So we are going at it and i need to ease up before i bust so i start suckin her breasts and move down south to her perfectly shaved peach.
Im going at it and out of nowhere i hear a sputter and then a loud fart noise like the sound one of those fake fart bags u sit on for pranks makes. I felt a wave of hot air hit my face and enter my mouth.
I started gagging and she had a shocked look of embarresment on her face as i looked up at her in horror.
I gagged and threw up all over her crotch and stomach/bed/puzzy.
I try and gather my clothes puking all over the place and i run into the bathroom. I puke into her sink 1 last time and lock the door. I jump in the shower quick and rinse off, shes knocking apologizing and crying. I get dressed and leap out of the bathroom window.
I just got home 1 hr ago and im in a daze and dont know what to do so i wrote this.
Guys that ****ed up.
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01-25-2006, 12:10 AM #1
Girl farted in my mouth while eating her out
01-25-2006, 12:13 AM #2
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Should've brushed your teeth and got back to work! haha
01-25-2006, 12:17 AM #3
Please tell me you are not trolling. Man I am sorry to make light of this if not but, ****, I am laughing hard over here, that was a great storyLive Laugh Love,
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01-25-2006, 12:18 AM #4
GROSS!... Why the hell are you eating out random chicks you meet on myspace? Btw, you gave yourself sloppy seconds. thanks gross.
If you keep knocking at that door... sooner or later Mr. Herpes will answer.
Last edited by canadianslacker; 01-25-2006 at 12:20 AM.I eat more pussy than cervical cancer.
01-25-2006, 12:21 AM #5
01-25-2006, 12:50 AM #6
lol, whether its real or fake, that was a good ass story!
01-25-2006, 12:53 AM #7
wtf, you should have went back in there and jammed ur dick in her ass and showed her who is really boss. Show her myspace unless its fake.
01-25-2006, 01:21 AM #8
Haha, fake story or not this is funny and disturbing.
01-25-2006, 01:25 AM #9
01-25-2006, 01:32 AM #10
No I'm not! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
01-25-2006, 01:47 AM #11
Nice story bro. Keep it up!
01-25-2006, 02:03 AM #12
Rofl. So true huh?
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01-25-2006, 02:10 AM #13Originally Posted by canadianslacker
That's some funny ****
01-25-2006, 02:25 AM #14
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I rekon your full of ****. Firstly i doubt she meant to let it off, and if she did it wouldn't have been as big as you have described it to. Plus, when you fart all this hot air doesnt blow out lol,
if its true, sucked in.
01-25-2006, 02:40 AM #15
lmao....I've got like tears in my eyes from laughing so hard right now from reading this crap....great story.__________________
01-25-2006, 03:11 AM #16
First off seems like bull**** seen as your all about saying every aspect of it 'owned'....
Also, if you've just beenpounding it deep then she probably ended up full of air, it may have been a pussy fart.
Either way its funny and j00 got PWN3D!!!!!
But seriously, for all who are curious, yes that situation is one where you get instant access all areas......free roam for PIITB!!!!
01-25-2006, 03:12 AM #17
I just read the rest of it.........
01-25-2006, 06:19 AM #18
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lMAO!!! Atleast you got to penetrate.Current Weight: 214 pounds
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01-25-2006, 06:29 AM #19
haha how would that work out
girl: OMG im so sorry
guy: well to get back at you it is regular fare to put in into your butt hole!
girl: of course, I have it right here in my rule book
01-25-2006, 06:54 AM #20
01-25-2006, 07:58 AM #21
rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"my job title is douchebag"- some planet fitness thread
01-25-2006, 08:15 AM #22
maybe she met tony pride first as he likes girls farting in his face so she prob thought all blokes like it!
01-25-2006, 08:19 AM #23Originally Posted by Killah Boy
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01-25-2006, 08:20 AM #24
funniest thing everJustinh@shredded-rx.com
01-25-2006, 08:20 AM #25
ROFLOL..... i would have repayed the favor and then prolly puked !
01-25-2006, 08:27 AM #26
ahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaAlpha Member of the STFU crew
funniest quote in a LONG TIME:
"Arnold is completely unproportional you idiot. You can tell this is the teen forum, the posts are rediculous."
01-25-2006, 08:41 AM #27
sounds like a troll post to me
01-25-2006, 09:02 AM #28
should have pissed in her face, see how she likes it.
funny as hell btw.
01-25-2006, 09:05 AM #29
So was it an ass fart or a pussy fart? Both can happen? Either way, funkin' hilarious story!Height = 6' 1"
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01-25-2006, 09:52 AM #30
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I dont believe a word this guy says