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01-18-2008, 08:16 PM
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Would you let a chick who doesnt like Matchbox 20 give you head?
Let me paint you a picture. Youre driving in your car, hot girl in the passenger seat and a compilation cd of 90's music on the stereo. Suddenly, she leans over and begins to give you roadhead...shortly thereafter 'Bright Lights" by Matchbox 20 begins to play - you think to yourself, "matchbox 20 and roadhead, could it get any better?!" She lifts up her head and says "Change it". "Lol youre joking" you reply. She responds, "No, Matchbox 20 sucks."
What do you do?
1)Oblige and change the song
2) Open passenger door, kick a b1tch out, rock out for the next 4 minutes and 1 second.
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01-18-2008, 08:17 PM
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No.
Bitch would be thrown outa my car on the freeway.
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01-18-2008, 08:18 PM
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knock her out, then skull **** her mouth and leave the song.
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01-18-2008, 08:19 PM
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matchbox 20 sucks
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01-18-2008, 08:20 PM
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You Admirin'?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ManLaw
matchbox 20 sucks
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Gtfo my car
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01-18-2008, 08:21 PM
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I would have ejaculated as soon as I heard Rob Thomas' voice. (no homo) So I wouldn't need to do either.
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01-18-2008, 08:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ManLaw
matchbox 20 sucks
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welcome back from camp\
whyed you get sent there
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01-18-2008, 08:22 PM
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absolutely not! she must get out at once.
..theres always mr. chloroform
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01-18-2008, 08:22 PM
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I would never be caught in such an awkward situation. I ask girls if MB20 is also their favorite band BEFORE I date them.
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01-18-2008, 08:22 PM
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REAL poster
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cant tell u a single song by matchbox 20. sounds gay
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01-18-2008, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DontTreadOnMe
welcome back from camp\
whyed you get sent there
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for my 10,000th post i posted porn. meh
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01-18-2008, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JJJJ4
Let me paint you a picture. Youre driving in your car, hot girl in the passenger seat and a compilation cd of 90's music on the stereo. Suddenly, she leans over and begins to give you roadhead...shortly thereafter 'Bright Lights" by Matchbox 20 begins to play - you think to yourself, "matchbox 20 and roadhead, could it get any better?!" She lifts up her head and says "Change it". "Lol youre joking" you reply. She responds, "No, Matchbox 20 sucks."
What do you do?
1)Oblige and change the song
2) Open passenger door, kick a b1tch out, rock out for the next 4 minutes and 1 second.
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numba wan?
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01-18-2008, 08:23 PM
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If she's hot, yes
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01-18-2008, 08:23 PM
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Yeah I'd kick her out. If you don't like Matchbox 20 you must listen to ****ty music
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01-18-2008, 08:23 PM
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Fake the push of the skip track button and slip a blow with my elbow to the back of her head.
Then proceeded with
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Originally Posted by FishSticks
skull **** her mouth and leave the song.
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01-18-2008, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StUck686
cant tell u a single song by matchbox 20. sounds gay
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x2 I have never heard it at a REAL party.
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01-18-2008, 08:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pkman076
Gtfo my car
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Hahahaha, it sucks that I already repped you.
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01-18-2008, 08:25 PM
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Reach for your ankles
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Option C: Finish in her mouth then kick her to the curb. Just remember, WWRTD?
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01-18-2008, 08:28 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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LOL @ a male liking Matchbox 20
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01-18-2008, 08:28 PM
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I called 911 on a bitch, and apparently it isnt a crime not to like Matchbox 20. Just shows you how ****ed up our justice system is.
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01-18-2008, 08:30 PM
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nah she's not crazy she's just a little unwell. I know I know, right you can't tell. But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see a different side of ?(her?)?
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01-18-2008, 08:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Idontakefishoil
nah she's not crazy she's just a little unwell. I know I know, right you can't tell. But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see a different side of ?(her?)?
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01-18-2008, 08:33 PM
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Oil? Bitch you cookin?
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Of course. I ****ing hate Matchbox 20.
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01-18-2008, 08:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dom_88
Of course. I ****ing hate Matchbox 20.
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binary solo?
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01-18-2008, 08:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Idontakefishoil
nah she's not crazy she's just a little unwell. I know I know, right you can't tell. But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see a different side of ?(her?)?
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what kind of guy remembers matchbox 20 lyrics
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01-18-2008, 08:35 PM
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kick her out of the car and then fap listening and thinking about matchbox 20
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01-18-2008, 08:35 PM
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anyone who doesnt like matchbox 20 = virgin
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01-18-2008, 08:36 PM
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1st page in epic thread.
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01-18-2008, 08:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JJJJ4
anyone who likes matchbox 20 = gayer than aids
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fixed
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01-18-2008, 08:36 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JJJJ4
anyone who doesnt like matchbox 20 = virgin
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Totally serious here, people REALLY like Matchbox 20? This isn't just a troll/funny thread? Your talking about that douche that had the popular song with Santana a few years ago right?
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