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    Just caught my sister, fingering herself in the garage...

    so i go into the garage to grab a coke, and behing the fridge i hear kinda like a noise of a moan, so i go over there cuz i like that noise ,and catch my sister slamming 4 fingers in her sweet vag, i basically stand there for like 11 seconds until she opens her eyes.....than she holds out her hand and takes mine for me to shove my long fingernails up her warm vag to strach those pus walls and so she can bleed than our car can come over by us and start licking the oozing blood from her tight vag until she passes out from lossing so much blood, so i slam away and she passes out.....i look at the cat....he looks at me and well im here now typing the story, pretty weird huh?
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    i see what you did there...
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    That story was so bad. Negged!
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    i see what you did there...
    Go on...link if possible?
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    Originally Posted by Your Dad View Post
    Go on...link if possible?
    CHE?
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    CHE?
    WTF did you see tharr? Is this a parody thrad or something??
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    I wish i had a sister.
    I had 3 sisters but only once did I catch one of them friggin' herself... it was more funny than anything else, and no... Mr. Boner did not make an appearance!
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    I've been in a similar predicament. Are you this same guy?

    Read the whole thing through so you understand the story.

    So my neighbor has this christmas decoration that is really loud, and plays jingle bells non stop, and kept me up most of the night last night. So I go over their an hour ago, and knock on his door.

    "Hey sorry to bother you, but your xmas decoration thing is dristracting me and I am trying to study for finals."

    He goes "And?..."

    me: "is there any way to turn it down or off?"

    him: "If you can figure out how to turn off the sound fine, but I still want the lights on"

    me: "...ok I can look at it."

    Then his hot ass daughter came out, to see what was up. Im bent over looking at the ridiculous controls for this setup that look like a rocket ship. I stand up quickly, and didnt know he was kneeling over my head, and I basically head butted his chin on the wayy up accidentally.

    he goes "Oh wow thanks buddy, why dont you just get the hell outta here ok?"

    Me: "ok BUDDY, it was a ****ing accident, now turn off your ****ty display"

    him: "Why dont I slap you in the mouth?"

    me: "Cause I will knock your ass out"

    (This guy looks like a fat Tim Allen)

    hot ass daughter: wow dad stop are you crazy it was an accident?

    him: "I guess you're right honey.. Now bend over and let daddy see your puss"

    He then started to go to town on her with his 2 inch wang covered in salsa. I pull out a jar of mayo and start to make a sandwich. Pickles, onions, 97% fat free turkey breast. She takes a dump on his wang as he is plowing the life outta her. This was when I pull out my 5 inch erection and snap it in half. I scream, and draw warrior paint on his face, while his daughter puts a gold star on his forehead.

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    Originally Posted by Ease View Post
    how did a car turn into a cat again?
    transformers/beast wars
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    Originally Posted by neelb_24 View Post
    Read the whole thing through so you understand the story.

    So my neighbor has this christmas decoration that is really loud, and plays jingle bells non stop, and kept me up most of the night last night. So I go over their an hour ago, and knock on his door.

    "Hey sorry to bother you, but your xmas decoration thing is dristracting me and I am trying to study for finals."

    He goes "And?..."

    me: "is there any way to turn it down or off?"

    him: "If you can figure out how to turn off the sound fine, but I still want the lights on"

    me: "...ok I can look at it."

    Then his hot ass daughter came out, to see what was up. Im bent over looking at the ridiculous controls for this setup that look like a rocket ship. I stand up quickly, and didnt know he was kneeling over my head, and I basically head butted his chin on the wayy up accidentally.

    he goes "Oh wow thanks buddy, why dont you just get the hell outta here ok?"

    Me: "ok BUDDY, it was a ****ing accident, now turn off your ****ty display"

    him: "Why dont I slap you in the mouth?"

    me: "Cause I will knock your ass out"

    (This guy looks like a fat Tim Allen)

    hot ass daughter: wow dad stop are you crazy it was an accident?

    him: "I guess you're right honey.. Now bend over and let daddy see your puss"

    He then started to go to town on her with his 2 inch wang covered in salsa. I pull out a jar of mayo and start to make a sandwich. Pickles, onions, 97% fat free turkey breast. She takes a dump on his wang as he is plowing the life outta her. This was when I pull out my 5 inch erection and snap it in half. I scream, and draw warrior paint on his face, while his daughter puts a gold star on his forehead.

    I'll never tip a barber again.
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    Yeah, this copypasta is old and stale, please bake some up fresh for me NAO!
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    lol wut?
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    Originally Posted by Red Storm View Post
    Yeah, this copypasta is old and stale, please bake some up fresh for me NAO!
    I'M NOT A MACHINE HOW COME YOU DONT EVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE IT'S ALWAYS "Yeah, this copypasta is old and stale, please bake some up fresh for me NAO!"























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    i dont get it but i thought the story was ****ing hilarious
    Legalize it and I will advertise it!
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    Originally Posted by KellerLB View Post
    i dont get it but i thought the story was ****ing hilarious
    You're 16
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    Originally Posted by redking08 View Post
    i hear kinda like a noise of a moan, so i go over there cuz i like that noise
    lmao
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