Well LA Muscle have done it again, now there is no need to buy steroids or ay other Pro-Hormone, ther eason being Norateen HEAVYWEIGHT 2 is here..................If only this was true.
Apparently Norateen and Norateen HEAVWEIGHT have been banned by the ANB an IOC because they were so much stronger than all the other steroids out there (what a wrok of fiction).
Now Norateen HEAVWEIGHT 2 rears its head boasting the following contents:
Beta ecdysterone (billed as totally stronger than Dianabol)
Discorea Deltoidea (whatever that is which apparently raises test levels by 100%)
Mucuna Prureins (whatever they are, also billed as supreme in the test elevation department and better at raising GH than GH itself)
Chrysin (becaus the product is so powerful it needs an anti estrogen.......again a work of fiction)
As is the case with these products they claim:
17% more Mass and 10% less fat in 10 days
35lbs+ gaine din just 6 weeks
+ you get all the standard better than Dianabol and they also claim this stuff is better and stronger than Test injections themselves ( oh how the pro's out there must be clapping there hands with joy now that they can now build Ronnie Coleman size bodies on the cheap).
I just cant belive that this company can make such claims when the contents of this thing shows its crap, take it from me, I was fooled into buying Norateen Heavyweight, I bought 2 tubs (a 2 month supply) ate right,trained hard and gained nothing on this stuff, in fact I trained better without it, my dissapointment was HUGE.
If anyone knows as to what:
Mucuna Prureins
and Discorea Deltoidea are I would appreciate it.
Do yourself a favour dont Buy this stuff.
|
|
Closed Thread
Results 1 to 15 of 15
-
12-28-2001, 11:05 AM #1Message Board Veteran
- Join Date: Nov 2001
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 43
- Posts: 179
- Rep Power: 448
Condemnation of product: Norateen HEAVYWEIGHT 2
-
12-28-2001, 11:16 AM #2Registered User
- Join Date: Nov 2001
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 1,166
- Rep Power: 21431
Great post Luke.
Big Cat sure is gonna be pissed when he see's your post and hears about that product. He hates LA Muscle. I was thinking about getting some LA Muscle Norateen, but thankfully Cat stopped me before I made the mistake.Original board member since 1999
-
12-28-2001, 11:24 AM #3Registered User
- Join Date: Oct 2001
- Location: London, England
- Age: 44
- Posts: 4,907
- Rep Power: 38678
They've been saying Norateen was about to be banned as soon as it came out and that was a while ago.
There is a website called norateen.com it clearly says the products were banned yet they are still selling them hmmmmm.
Shame Anne Robinson isn't doing Watchdog anymore!"my grocery bill looks like a ransom note"
-
12-28-2001, 11:24 AM #4Registered User
- Join Date: Oct 2001
- Location: cheesland
- Age: 54
- Posts: 4,700
- Rep Power: 5038
For some reason this stuff is not to be made any more. But our juvenile Detective said that a bunch of kids are using it at a local high school.
educated by blood sweat and my dad beating my a$$ until I got it.
-
-
12-28-2001, 02:22 PM #5Chairman of the board
- Join Date: Sep 2001
- Location: oostende, State / Province, Belgium
- Posts: 5,791
- Rep Power: 15842
Oh what shame, now they are several tens of dollars lighter. Why won't Bush invest more in education ? ....
Sounds like something they scraped off their shoe rather than a supplement. Of course the IOC banned it, they ban everything. Hell they took Andrea raducan's gold medal because her cold medicin contained 25 mcg of pseudo-ephedrine. Hell, if that was even enough to work it wouldn't have done her any good, she's a bloody gymnast ! Discorea by the way, is along the lines of tribulus. Unlike tribulus it has some merit, but for the dose you'd need to take to see decent results you could set yourself up with a good PH stack that delivers three times better results.
-
02-05-2006, 12:05 PM #6Heavy Duty
- Join Date: Jan 2006
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 40
- Posts: 3,319
- Rep Power: 362
la muscle is unfortunatly a english company, if your guna blame any1, blame blairOriginally Posted by Big CatRIP Steve Irwin :(
-
02-04-2010, 07:02 AM #7Registered User
- Join Date: Apr 2009
- Location: london, england, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 33
- Posts: 408
- Rep Power: 268
la muscle is actually a joke, go on the website and watch a guy doing 1/4 rom squats, shocking.
The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
~~~ Brothers of IRON ~~~
-
02-04-2010, 07:15 AM #8Hidamari is life
- Join Date: Jun 2008
- Location: British Columbia, Canada
- Posts: 7,761
- Rep Power: 35241
thread from '01, however LA muscle appears to be a pretty lousy looking site IMOOriginally Posted by ukbutler
thanks dsade, clearly I need my glassesLast edited by Lifterforlife10; 02-04-2010 at 07:43 AM. Reason: wrong year
-
-
02-04-2010, 07:40 AM #9Evolutionary Muse
- Join Date: Mar 2003
- Age: 53
- Posts: 7,828
- Rep Power: 7742
Actually started in 2001. Hey, next year we will start getting 10 year old bumps.Originally Posted by Lifterforlife10
"Blood, Sweat, and Tears doesn't mean crying while you struggle to put your tampon in." ~dsade
ThermoGum...Just Chew It!
---ACCELERATED gains * increased MASS = unstoppable FORCE--- Know your physics for maximum performance.
"Don't you know there ain't no Devil, there's just God when he's drunk" -Tom Waits
"The only question is...which is to be Master? That is all." - Lewis Carroll
"Who is John Galt?" - Ayn Rand
-
02-04-2010, 01:43 PM #10Message Board Veteran
- Join Date: Nov 2001
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 43
- Posts: 179
- Rep Power: 448
Hi GuysOriginally Posted by dsade
Wow, what can i say?? has it really been 9 years already since i posted this. seems like it was only yesterday that I was on the megabol/Anabol PH stack. Incredibly then i was 20 and my daughter was 1. She's now coming up 10, and i'm knocking 30.
Back to LA Muscle, yes they still sell products and regretably yes they are still crap!Its good to be back!
-
12-10-2011, 10:52 AM #11Registered User
- Join Date: May 2010
- Location: Leighton Buzzard, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 31
- Posts: 23
- Rep Power: 0
bump 10 years later
-
08-07-2017, 07:14 AM #12Registered User
- Join Date: Jun 2013
- Age: 43
- Posts: 3
- Rep Power: 0
[QUOTE=LukeStacey;55933]Well LA Muscle have done it again, now there is no need to buy steroids or ay other Pro-Hormone, ther eason being Norateen HEAVYWEIGHT 2 is here..................If only this was true.
Apparently Norateen and Norateen HEAVWEIGHT have been banned by the ANB an IOC because they were so much stronger than all the other steroids out there (what a wrok of fiction).
Now Norateen HEAVWEIGHT 2 rears its head boasting the following contents:
Beta ecdysterone (billed as totally stronger than Dianabol)
Discorea Deltoidea (whatever that is which apparently raises test levels by 100%)
Mucuna Prureins (whatever they are, also billed as supreme in the test elevation department and better at raising GH than GH itself)
Chrysin (becaus the product is so powerful it needs an anti estrogen.......again a work of fiction)
As is the case with these products they claim:
17% more Mass and 10% less fat in 10 days
35lbs+ gaine din just 6 weeks
+ you get all the standard better than Dianabol and they also claim this stuff is better and stronger than Test injections themselves ( oh how the pro's out there must be clapping there hands with joy now that they can now build Ronnie Coleman size bodies on the cheap).
I just cant belive that this company can make such claims when the contents of this thing shows its crap, take it from me, I was fooled into buying Norateen Heavyweight, I bought 2 tubs (a 2 month supply) ate right,trained hard and gained nothing on this stuff, in fact I trained better without it, my dissapointment was HUGE.
If anyone knows as to what:
Mucuna Pruriens contains L-DOPA, also known as Levodopa. This is a dopamine precursor and sometimes used as a pharmaceutical to treat Parkinson's Disease (alongside another compound known as Carbidopa)
however it has no place in this product
-
-
08-07-2017, 07:27 AM #13Message Board Veteran
- Join Date: Nov 2001
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Age: 43
- Posts: 179
- Rep Power: 448
Wow
Can belI've a post of mine from 16 years ago just got bumped.
Don't know what I'm shocked about more? The bump or that Norateen is still about, albeit with a revamped formula!
LA muscle = 20 years of ripping people off!Its good to be back!
-
08-07-2017, 11:18 AM #14Registered User
- Join Date: May 2013
- Location: Minnesota, United States
- Posts: 21,986
- Rep Power: 382828
I can't believe someone that posted 16 years ago actually saw their post get bumpedOriginally Posted by LukeStacey
-
05-02-2019, 11:42 PM #15Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2012
- Posts: 33
- Rep Power: 0
****s all over my ********, has a picture of the Rock lifted straight from his Hercules movie. You search sarms once and you're f***
Bookmarks