Sorry about the gross title, couldnt think of any other way to put it.
Anyways the topic's about poo. Now im my experience theres three differnet kinda of poo.
1) The hard, fluffy cloul looking poo which comes out with no klingons
2) the soft, splattery poo whcih is still in a poo shape but doenst have those nice round curves and sticks to ur ass as it leaves (major klingons)
Ok so i used to do ALOT of 1's but recently its been 2's... I hate klingons! I've resorted to wet wipes to make sure its all gone. So like, what do you eat in your diet which distinguishes the difference between hard, healthy poo and sofy, sticky, sloppy poo?