How to kill a pitbull if it attacked you...

[rc_p90]

So with all these pitbull attacks, we need to discuss self defense/pitbull pwning strategies.

I would probably wait till it got close to me then try to give it a big round house

sound effective? what would you do?

[Kr3am]

my friends dad grabbed a loose fence post and wacked it on it's nose (snout?) wif it, that seemed to work (the dog was biting his calf)

[joe40]

against a pitbull i think we all pretty much fukced

[SwoleMayne]

Boot the living **** out of its face like a NFL punter lol.

[Ripped Mass]

wow major repost

[midnight_maraud3r]

jump in a lake and swim away. all it can do is doggy-paddle. unless you're black in which this won't work.

[SwoleMayne]

jump in a lake and swim away. all it can do is doggy-paddle. unless you're black in which this won't work.

Im sorry, but I LOLD

[LatsMakeTheMan]

I'd seriously try to rip its scrotum off.

[x ShAnE x]

jump in a lake and swim away. all it can do is doggy-paddle. unless you're black in which this won't work.

LMAO! Reps on recharge (no racist)

[Fallen_Angel]

So with all these pitbull attacks, we need to discuss self defense/pitbull pwning strategies.

I would probably wait till it got close to me then try to give it a big round house

sound effective? what would you do?

Sounds like if it was my dog it would stand there, take your kick and then rip your leg off...Try again op.

[-SLASH-]

Go ****in bizerk on it's snout...do everything you can to try to smash the mother****er. You're just going to have to get meaner than it is, which is pretty hard to do, but it's possible.

[D-1Gladiator74]

find the nearest weapon or if there isn't any around kick it in the face!

[bradenW]

prepare to lose part of your hand doing this but get your hands on it's jaws and pull apart with all your might. Personally, I'd just gut it cuz I'm rarely without a knife of some sort.

[hypnotic]

let it bite on to your weak arm and start pounding the hell out of it and swinging it into walls.

[bigmane123]

id use my shank

[x ShAnE x]

Lmao. I normally never really LOL but so far i've laughed my ass off at the replies. I dunno what it is but it's hilarious.

[Fallen_Angel]

You really can't speak unless you have one yourself or have experience with them...all these people saying kick it in the face or punch it in the nose and ****, you would just piss the dog off more and it would rip you a new ass hole for sure. Unless you're some kind of trained fighter and pack some powerful blow, hitting it in the face won't do much. Even then, the dog would probably be quicker than you and eventually bite, claw, grab you.


One guy said he's rip his nuts off I think, that's good thinking. You're gonna have to kill the dog or **** it badily like that if you wanna get away with all your limbs.

[rc_p90]

Sounds like if it was my dog it would stand there, take your kick and then rip your leg off...Try again op.

alright, as it is running at me i would stick my leftarm out, let it grab on to it, then with my right hand grab his left leg and lift to flip it over then stomp his rib cage as hard as i possibly could. then i would spit on it and walk away.

[Tainted Glory]

People's Elbow. That is the only way.

[rc_p90]

People's Elbow. That is the only way.

haha. and you got to do the little dance right before to make it more powerful.

[Tainted Glory]

The key factor is giving the dog the eyebrow afterwards and ask if it can smell what you're cooking.

[PowerD]

id say trying to crush a limb so you could possibly outrun it, idk.

[Fallen_Angel]

alright, as it is running at me i would stick my leftarm out, let it grab on to it, then with my right hand grab his left leg and lift to flip it over then stomp his rib cage as hard as i possibly could. then i would spit on it and walk away.

What do you do about when they start flipping around on their backs to get back up and start using their other 3 arms to claw at your right arm while it rips your left arm apart? You think you're fast and strong enough to flip it fast enough and keep it down long enough to be able to stomp it?


I'll paypal anyone $200 if they get one of their buddies to videotape them fighting a Pitbull. lolz...

[bradenW]

And then you can go hang out with Mike Vick.

[thecut]

Best Technique : Run and jump on a car and hope to fck it can't get up there.

[jsheppard1]

pray you have a knife, in which case you might get bit, but you'll be able to down it quickly with a knife to the neck.

if not, i'd take off my shoe, put it on my left hand and let the dog bite that.

even then, i'm sure i'd take some heavy damage.

[ryan250]

Yup, you're pretty much screwed, especially if the dog is trained.

Riding bikes for years I've been in contact with a lot of dogs. The best thing to do is find an object and put it between you and the dog. (my bike in most cases). Gotta love when i'm riding and they come and bite my calf. Nothin like kickin a dog in the eye with a steal toe cleat shoe. haha ****ers.

[dannyautrey]

rear naked choke ftw

[Fallen_Angel]

rear naked choke ftw

lol, trust me...I've tried it and it fails.

[thefitnesswoman]

First kick then Shove your fingers in through the dogs eyes and pop them. If that doesn't take the dog out/killing it, It will at least blind it so it can attack any longer!! This is if the dog is already engaged with you and you are locked up with it! Thats the best bet i would think.