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11-18-2005, 09:06 AM #1The Memory Of Trees
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What's the nastiest thing you've said to a girl while she was giving you head?
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11-18-2005, 09:59 AM #2Registered User
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My dog is better at giving head then u followed by a smack in the nose.
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11-18-2005, 10:01 AM #3Must. Slap. Dumb. Asses.
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Mom, I told you that I don't like you that way... I didn't say stop though.
My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. ~H.L. Mencken
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11-18-2005, 10:47 AM #4Banned
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Suck my Balls. Seriously. and Look at my when you give me head.
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11-18-2005, 10:49 AM #5
****, you do this better when your asleep.
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11-18-2005, 11:02 AM #6Don't be stupid
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"Don't think I'm gonna ****ing kiss you after this."
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11-18-2005, 11:49 AM #7grew up a f*ckin screwup.
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Big Bucks, No Whammys..... (Dane Cook)
And afterwards... "Do you want a toothbrush?"you'll always lose money chasing women, but you'll never lose women chasing money.
word...
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11-18-2005, 11:53 AM #8It's NosLliWhsoj!
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"This isnt worth the $5."
Why the sex forum has an age requirement: NoName5: "hello sir. i am wanting to touch girl butt. any of dis people hur dun touching girl butt when u no know them? if u dun go and just touch dis girl butt what she do?"
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11-18-2005, 12:46 PM #9Banned
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Baby lets not turn this rape into a murder
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11-18-2005, 01:49 PM #10Conditional username
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I don't think it's not the things that are said, but rather the lack of phrases such as "I'm cumming" and "Find something for me to blow my load on".
Excuses are just tools of incompetence
Used to build monuments of nothingness
And those who specialize in the uses
Seldom achieve anything
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11-18-2005, 02:15 PM #11Registered User
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These are the few I remember while I was in my 1 year relationship.
"...When I bust in your mouth, open your mouth wide and gargle with it; then swallow." ---This is for when I shot movies.
"...I hate this, Im going to **** your face."
"...Im going to blow my load on you."
"...swallow my fkin ****."
"...play with my balls, Im busting in your mouth babe."
"...when you give head, do it right. Put tounge action in it, not just the lips. Dont short my enjoyment."
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11-18-2005, 02:27 PM #12Im just a bedroom gangsta
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Holy ****! Where'd it go?!
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11-18-2005, 03:11 PM #13Registered User
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i started screaming out my ex girlfriends name, she didnt like it one bit
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11-18-2005, 03:12 PM #14
your mom does it way better than you
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11-18-2005, 04:15 PM #15I eat kittens
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"i want to hear noises.... yea that's it... plenty of sound...loud noises.... yea that's it baby"
BlogTV Crew
.:Foot Fetish Club:.
"We don't mind suckin on toes!"
- Jack Black
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11-18-2005, 04:41 PM #16Registered User
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Just exclaimations & groans:
"AHH,YEAH!"
"OH MY GOD!!!"
"FUKKKKK!"
"THIS IS AWESOME"
"I'M GONNNNA CUMMM!"
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11-18-2005, 07:27 PM #17ahoy mateys
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"momma?"
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"Girls, make a line for make-outs! Dudes, make a line for high-fives!"
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11-18-2005, 09:21 PM #18houn' dog gonna eat dat
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"when you get done, go fix me a sandwich."
Focus. Inhale. Relax. Blink. Exhale. Focus. Pull.
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11-18-2005, 09:26 PM #19
Yes, thats it miss giraffe, get all the marmalade.
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11-18-2005, 09:30 PM #20Registered User
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LOLOriginally Posted by gympunk
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11-18-2005, 10:36 PM #21Registered User
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LMAO!Originally Posted by jwm_412My Journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=106385041
Winning the war against skinny-fat genetics since '06.
STATS
Bench: 560 lbs (belt) (straps) (anti-gravitational device)
Squat: 1200 lbs (space suit & 2 inch ROM)
Deadlift: 135 lbs (/w safety helmet)
Tricep kickback: 225 lbs per arm (straps & help from spotter to swing the weight)
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11-19-2005, 12:01 AM #22"kick, run, and tell"
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i taught your boyfriend that thing you like
" if you aim for the moon, you will surely hit the sky - but why aim for the moon, when you can aim for the stars? "
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11-19-2005, 12:05 AM #23~Misc Illuminati~
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"How does your li'l sisters box taste?"
The best threads of 2004: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=377096&highlight=2004
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11-19-2005, 02:10 AM #24
"Swallow it all, then i wanna bend over and sh*it in your mouth, my love"
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11-19-2005, 02:16 AM #25This is Absolution!
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"you get d minus on this...next you will be graded on your fingerpainting."
"Between stimulus and response, there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and freedom."
- Viktor Frankl, Austrian Psychiatrist and survivor of a Nazi concentration camp
"Nothing can resist the human will that will stake even it's existence on it's stated purpose."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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11-19-2005, 05:20 AM #26
now sit on my cock and ride it.
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