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    Holy ****, total mind **** moment right here! I have never seen an XXXL coffin, do they really exist ? whoa
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    you can get a regular size coffin if you chop em up
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    Holy ****, total mind **** moment right here! I have never seen an XXXL coffin, do they really exist ? whoa
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    word. being obese is not only unhealthy, but is also a burden financially for your family when u die. they have to spit out the money to afford a massive ass coffin for a massive fat ass.
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    Originally Posted by Procta View Post
    you can get a regular size coffin if you chop em up
    No it doesn't work that way.

    A regular sized coffin is just about enough for the gross area the body of a regular individual takes up. For example, a normal 6 ft tall person would cover about 6 Cubic Ft. area (Vaguely). However a morbidly obese person would cover around 24 Cubic Ft. area. Your regular coffin could probably hold 8-10 cubic feet max.

    So you cant chop them and put them in.
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    Originally Posted by Dude_Rocker View Post
    No it doesn't work that way.

    A regular sized coffin is just about enough for the gross area the body of a regular individual takes up. For example, a normal 6 ft tall person would cover about 6 Cubic Ft. area (Vaguely). However a morbidly obese person would cover around 24 Cubic Ft. area. Your regular coffin could probably hold 8-10 cubic feet max.

    So you cant chop them and put them in.
    What if I use a wood chipper?
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    Piano case.... FTW

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    Originally Posted by Dude_Rocker View Post
    No it doesn't work that way.

    A regular sized coffin is just about enough for the gross area the body of a regular individual takes up. For example, a normal 6 ft tall person would cover about 6 Cubic Ft. area (Vaguely). However a morbidly obese person would cover around 24 Cubic Ft. area. Your regular coffin could probably hold 8-10 cubic feet max.

    So you cant chop them and put them in.
    what if you fold em up?
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    wow crazy pics man. definitely a mindfcuk. reps

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    Originally Posted by JCV View Post
    what if you fold em up?
    Even if you fold them or chop them into small pieces, the area their entire mass covers will still be > available space in a normal coffin. Your best bet therefore is to get a big coffin and let them RIP in there.
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    Cremation works....just sayin'


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