Eating own nuts? (PICS)

[TheCheekyKunt]

Lettuce be honest here. It's no big deal and most guys have probably tried it at one point in their lives

I did it the first time I nutted, remember it like it was yesterday. I was 12 years old and knew what fapping was but never tried it for long. I thought you only touched your dicceloni for like 20 secs and if nothing came out then it'd mean that you "didn't have sperm yet", which is what we called it back then.

One night decide to jack it longer than 20 secs and kept going. I start cummin but only one drop of spunk falls out of my peehole. One tiny nut. Couldn't have been larger than a peanut.

Was super confused but wanted to be sure it was a nut and not piss so I would be able to tell my brother that "I have sperm".

Grabbed the tiny nut with my fingers kinda so it'd stick and tasted it. Honestly it's not even that bad. I have received compliments on the taste of my gravy saying it's the best sticky stuff the girl has tasted. Heard that from 4 separate girls now.

Now my loads are massive. Creamy white. I recommend taking zinc tablets. Great side effect is that you get super vivid dreams. The best secks dreams to fap to the next morning, mark my words.

When you're a ji77 aficionado like myself, you have tried blowing your cannon on several things to see whether it makes a difference. You don't want to see your children wasted on a kitchen towel you use to wipe sauce off a table with, let alone toilet paper that you use to wipe chit off your angus.

I recommend making the bald man cry on an anti-stick saucepan. The white contrasts nicely with the black so you can appreciate your load and you can wash the spare children off since it is, indeed, an anti-stick pan. It's also eco friendly cause you're not wasting paper or the amount of water you'd need to flush it down the toilet.

My j1zz is probably my best feature.




I keep this one by my bed since I am now unable to cum without having an anti-stick saucepan.


I have an extra one I use for traveling purposes.

Anyone else got any great kum tricks or can share a story of the first time you tried a nut? nohomo

CLIFFS
-jazzed for the first time at age 12
-made sure it wasn't piss by tasting (another story attached to that)
-it wasn't
-train to become kum aficionado
-recommend to kum in anti-stick saucepan

[DoctorKazama]

[PeaceWithin]

Lmao, wtf did I just read? I normally would have just skipped down here to neg you for no cliffs... but it was like a trainwreck in slow motion.

[Hornlesscow]

did you actually sit down, think about, and type all that
or is this some copypasta chit

[TheCheekyKunt]

Lmao, wtf did I just read? I normally would have just skipped down here to neg you for no cliffs... but it was like a trainwreck in slow motion.

Added for your convenience.

[TheCheekyKunt]

did you actually sit down, think about, and type all that
or is this some copypasta chit

Enlightening some people about the ways of the white is worth sitting down and writing for.

[dizzin9]

[ASTRAPE]

Gotta swallow every drop to get those extra t levels. Too. Many. Soyboys. In the reply section.

[Kiop]

I RECOMMEND YOU TO JIZZ ON PROTEIN POWDER SCOOP, TANKS FOR THE QUALITY THREAD

[peterplsss]

Lost it at keeping mini saucepan next to bed to cum on.

Just pictured a sloot coming over and asking what the pan is for lmao

[IronKrazy]

Lettuce be honest here. It's no big deal and most guys have probably tried it at one point in their lives

I did it the first time I nutted, remember it like it was yesterday. I was 12 years old and knew what fapping was but never tried it for long. I thought you only touched your dicceloni for like 20 secs and if nothing came out then it'd mean that you "didn't have sperm yet", which is what we called it back then.

One night decide to jack it longer than 20 secs and kept going. I start cummin but only one drop of spunk falls out of my peehole. One tiny nut. Couldn't have been larger than a peanut.

Was super confused but wanted to be sure it was a nut and not piss so I would be able to tell my brother that "I have sperm".

Grabbed the tiny nut with my fingers kinda so it'd stick and tasted it. Honestly it's not even that bad. I have received compliments on the taste of my gravy saying it's the best sticky stuff the girl has tasted. Heard that from 4 separate girls now.

Now my loads are massive. Creamy white. I recommend taking zinc tablets. Great side effect is that you get super vivid dreams. The best secks dreams to fap to the next morning, mark my words.

When you're a ji77 aficionado like myself, you have tried blowing your cannon on several things to see whether it makes a difference. You don't want to see your children wasted on a kitchen towel you use to wipe sauce off a table with, let alone toilet paper that you use to wipe chit off your angus.

I recommend making the bald man cry on an anti-stick saucepan. The white contrasts nicely with the black so you can appreciate your load and you can wash the spare children off since it is, indeed, an anti-stick pan. It's also eco friendly cause you're not wasting paper or the amount of water you'd need to flush it down the toilet.

My j1zz is probably my best feature.




I keep this one by my bed since I am now unable to cum without having an anti-stick saucepan.


I have an extra one I use for traveling purposes.

Anyone else got any great kum tricks or can share a story of the first time you tried a nut? nohomo

CLIFFS
-jazzed for the first time at age 12
-made sure it wasn't piss by tasting (another story attached to that)
-it wasn't
-train to become kum aficionado
-recommend to kum in anti-stick saucepan

[iwant2beswole]

add salt/seasoning to taste, much better imo

[AshWar]

[Tdriin]

That was an interesting read

[Legz422]

[TheCheekyKunt]

Gotta swallow every drop to get those extra t levels. Too. Many. Soyboys. In the reply section.

Recycle your own T. More T is more good.

I RECOMMEND YOU TO JIZZ ON PROTEIN POWDER SCOOP, TANKS FOR THE QUALITY THREAD

Recommend waiting until AFTER shaking. If you do it before your jizz makes it coagulate and dissolves less well. Water is not jizz' best friend.

Lost it at keeping mini saucepan next to bed to cum on.

Just pictured a sloot coming over and asking what the pan is for lmao

Easy. Tell her you like cooking. Score extra points. When you've phukked her to sleep and you've told her you "can't kum when you've had a beer or two", you wake up in the night, squeeze one out in the saucepan and make her a nice little omelet in the morning.

add salt/seasoning to taste, much better imo

This is the omelet I'm talking about.

[TokenV]

[LatinoSlayer91]

Lol oh man I remember the competition to see who "had Sperm" first lol

[Brozart]

there was a miscer, CellTechAbuse, who made a video of him eating his own jizz srs

Gotta swallow every drop to get those extra t levels. Too. Many. Soyboys. In the reply section.

what the fuk is a reply section u kunt

[TheCheekyKunt]

Lol oh man I remember the competition to see who "had Sperm" first lol

And hear these tales of an older boy jizzing all over the locker room door and chit. Fuark was so jelly. Thought my ability to "have sperm" was going to announce itself with a wet dream.

Brb never got a wet dream in my life.