has anyone had sex or jerked off at the gym? etc etc
Thread: gym SEX stories
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11-04-2005, 10:18 PM #8Originally Posted by peter28
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11-05-2005, 06:35 AM #11
Never done it (yet?) but look around....the gym would be a stellar place to get on afterhours. Half of those machines are perfect for alternate positions. They slide, twist, bounce and you can hang from them. Plus you can take advantage of a pretty good sound system and adjustable lighting.
Think I'll steal a set of keys today and update you tomorrow!
As for the jerking off, save that for the drive home pleaz!"Make progress one time and it makes you happy...make progress day after day, week after week and it makes you a champion."
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my birds the gym instructor, couple a times we've waited till everyones gone (and locked the door!)
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11-05-2005, 07:20 AM #19Originally Posted by Hasaki
When my cousin worked at Power House, now Xsport it was open 24 hours a day, 365 a year, x-mas and every thing. The doors never closed.
Anyhow, some winter nights it was dead in there, when it was 35* below zero we could go 4 hours with no one coming in, sometimes closer to 6 hours.
So, there was a few nights we had sex with girls in the tanning bed rooms, on the flat bench, or in the locker rooms. Always the female locker rooms, because although we might get a guy or two in, it was almost garented no girls were going to come in on a 20* Jan night.
I think my cousin even got lucky and had sex with a girl in the showers, that basterd. =)
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at my gym's old location you had to go downstairs to get into the sauna, and you could get into it without actually going through the gym (the building was a big office building, so you could just take the elevator down from the first floor)
anyways the showers, sauna, tanning beds, all that shiat was down there and nobody every used it, and there was only 2 keys to get into it (wasnt even an extra staff key)
so we made arrangements with this huge whore in HS (i think i was in grade 12, she was in grade 10), smoked a doob with her in the sauna then she gave me and my workout partner head
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11-05-2005, 07:37 AM #22
This one time a very attractive girl was doing dumbell pullovers next to me. She was moaning on every single rep, and I got a boner.
Haha I need a girlfriend
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There used to be this chick in my gym who had the most perfect ass EVER. Thats right, EVER! It was tight and muscular and it stuck straight out like half of a basketball stuck to a wall.
And she always wore these leotards to work out in too which I always thought was just the most erotic thing ever (its a damn shame that women don't wear those anymore). But not only that, but they were always creeping up her ass which caused her to run a finger up under it and then pull it out with a very dramatic and satisfying, "Snap!" After every set - "SNAP!"
But then one day, she was doing legs. She started out with leg curls and heads were turning all over the gym as her tight little ass would raise up in the air with each rep. Then, she went to the leg press machine which was facing my bench. So as I was sitting there between sets, I couldn't help but stare at her crotch as the weight went down and back up. I dunno if it was the flimsy material of her leotard or the strain her muscles were in - maybe both, but as she worked out, I could see a perfect outline of her snatch bulging!
She'd finish a set, stand up and pull the spandex out of her ass and then turn around and check her ass out in the mirror. Often rubbing her hand up and down it as she looked over her shoulder at the mirror. Then back down for another set of vagina bulging leg presses.
Well that was just too much. First the leg curls, then the vagina bulging leg-presses, and then the ass checks in the mirror. Set after set....
I literally had the most painful boner of my entire life and I was wearing gym shorts so hiding it was impossible. But not only that but the only thing I could think of was holding her perfect little ass in my hands as I buried my face in that bulging snatch! Forget working out.
Finally, I couldn't stand it any longer so I went to the bathroom and rubbed one off!
She always worked out with her husband and I honestly think that was all an act that she put on for him because it bordered on exibitionism. Not only that but they were always kissing and groping on each other in the gym. It was as if they both knew what she had and it turned them both on for her to show it off. More power to them though! Wish I could find a woman like that!There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed.
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Sometimes all the working out gets your test levels out of control and you have no choice but to take matters in your own hand. Stuff happens...deal.Manners are free...so use them.
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