i was thinking the other day, since gyno is so close to the surface would it be possible to just get a scapal cut ur skin then find the gland and then sorta just tare it out ? then take yourself to a hospital so they can stitch you bakc up and disenfect it... think about the medical bills!
im not going to do this to anyone or myself. im just curious if its possible to do some surgery's on yourself
10-10-2005, 08:29 PM #1
performing gyno surgery on yourselfPHD in bro science
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Go for it dude.
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I'd try to cut a tiny hole in the nipple, then suck the fat out with a straw. I bet it's chewy.In 1945, Adolf Hilter died and went to Hell. Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" He replied, "I am responsible for the massacre of millions" Satan said, "well done, sit to the right of my throne." In 1953, Joseph Stalin died and went to Hell. Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" He replied "I killed millions to stay in power" Satan said "good, sit to my left" 2010, Ronnie James Dio died and went to Hell, Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" Dio replied, "Bitch, get the fuk off my throne!"
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i am soooooooo morbidly and disturbingly curious as to why someone would do that on themselves.
do you... do you just throw it away, or hang it above your fireplace or something?You're going to get criticized no matter what you do, especially if you're trying to achieve something and rise above the flock. Do it anyway. Negative criticism from others is often a sign that you're on your way up in the world.
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10-11-2005, 01:09 AM #12Originally Posted by Sir Benchalot
i guess before you put the tweezers in there you would disenfect them by putting them in something first. then rush to the hospital for them to seal it up
im interested if anyone has ever heard of people doing this or other types of surgery on themselfs
i heard a story once about a chick doing stomach surgery on herselfPHD in bro science
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10-11-2005, 01:59 AM #16
Guy performs gyno surgery on himself to save a grand in hospital bills and ends up dieing in a car crash after falling unconsious in his car on his way to the hospital to get his own surgery stitched up.
That's gonna high on the honorable mentions for the Darwin Awards this year if not close to winning. Go ahead and try it if you think you're hardcore enough, but you better know what you're doing. I wouldn't recommend doing it yourself. See a Doctor about it if you have it.Support the Fair Tax:
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By the way, my penis recovered very well. My sexual partners are glad I got the surgery. They were complaining about it being WAY to big.
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Aren't there blood vessels and nerves that you could damage or rupture in the process of doing this? Not to mention, your nipple hanging their by a piece of skin? Also, infection making your gyno look even worse then developing a cyst which will further promote gyno?
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10-11-2005, 04:38 AM #25
C'mon, opening yourself up armed only with a scalpel and absolutely no medical knowledge or training? You'd be crazy NOT to do it!Contrary to conspiracy theorists' hysteria, Obama is not going to declare martial law. I wager a 90-day banning with Invictus:
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10-11-2005, 07:05 AM #27Originally Posted by myPecsRbigger
even entertaining the thought of doing that is a terrible terrible idea. Have you ever watched a surgery? I mean in real life from the consultations to the end result? A lot goes into it and that surgery is pretty cheap anyway. It's not like it's a 15 or 20 thousand dollar procedure.
10-12-2005, 06:45 AM #28Originally Posted by myPecsRbigger
One such recent patient had tried removing his gynecomastia himself. He did not use anesthesia and was unable to remove any signifcant tissue. He closed up the wound with fishing line and a needle.
Revision surgery was complicated by his prior scars. The patient said that having my sculpture was easy and comfortable. He said that attempting self surgery was a "big mistake," something he should not have done. His suggestions for anyone thinking about such surgery was "don't do it yourself," have it done by someone who knows what they are doing.
Much worse complications can happen with self surgery.
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02-29-2012, 10:00 AM #29
Since 2005 there have been successful reports of self-surgery on gyno. It is dangerous and I would not recommend it. One guy used a very sharp knife that he sterilized overnight. He made an incision above his areola and "dug" it out. After he did this he used the Liquid Skin stuff that is pretty much superglue for your skin to seal it back up. Must've been a tough SOB because he didn't use anything to numb the pain.. Getting drunk and doing this would be an even terrible idea than it already is. Not saying you should do it, but just saying it's been done. Also I don't know very many people that could exert that pain on themselves without quitting midway through or even starting in the first place.
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02-29-2012, 12:15 PM #30
I have seen and documented horrible results from patients attempts at self surgery. The stories are so tragic and sad, I have yet to post them online.
Even though I am retired I still get requests Gynecomastia Self Surgery Is It Possible?
Although looking for years, I have yet to see any examples of a successful case. Post the link if it exists and let us analyze the results. Here is How to Evaluate Pictures for Gynecomastia just to see how extensive the problem was before surgery and then the "results."
There are many desperate people out there. Pain issues aside, even posting that something like that is "possible" is irresponsible without such proof. I have seen the emotional anguish in the individuals who came to me for help. Enabling others to have similar experiences is just not a good idea in my opinion. Beyond that the results I have seen where simply terrible. So beyond, can it be done, the question is what were the results like for the tortured souls who attempted it?
No Surgery Body Shaping Garments are a safer temporizing option. They offer a contour change while being worn and have helped many individuals until their problem was stabilized, weight lost, or could afford surgery. That link is a demonstration of the effectiveness of that method for different body types and includes video of degree tissues stabilized during movement. That page also is a good demonstration as to a methodology when evaluating if something works. Use this thinking process when looking at a claim about self surgery, a surgeon's skills, weight loss or any other factor. I have built another resource that sums up this process: How to Pick a Gynecomastia Surgeon. Use the same tools, but instead of surgeon, think surgical method.
Hope this helps,
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