ok im so pissed. I made a post a while back about 3 weeks ago. my parents were out for the nigh and were suposed to come home at 4. I read a thread about home made sex toys i chose the cucumber. ( u heat it up clean it and it feels like pussy after u put in in microwave. ) and i just finished downloading my hentai porno. so i was sitting tehre happy almsot about to burst with a cucumber in my hand and hentai playing at 1 AM and my parenta walk in from a movie.
Now sined me up for therapy that i HAVE to go to... i dont know how to tell them that im a normal kid that wanted to experiment. serisly i feel like **** now they think im like mental or somting.
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10-06-2005, 06:42 PM #1
cucumber+hentai= parents making u go to threrapy.
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10-06-2005, 06:42 PM #2Killer Boots, Man!
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10-06-2005, 06:43 PM #3Banned
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10-06-2005, 06:43 PM #4The Silencer
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10-06-2005, 06:45 PM #5experiment in progress
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That suks, go and explain to them that all young guys experiment with vegetables lol j/k. Just tell them that you were doing a school project on deviant behavior.
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10-06-2005, 06:45 PM #6Banned
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10-06-2005, 06:45 PM #7Registered User
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it's the hentai not the cumcumber or anything else. catching thier son watching cartoon porn must have been messed up.
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10-06-2005, 06:46 PM #8Banned-camp drop-out
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LMAOOriginally Posted by Derek Vinyardget yo bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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10-06-2005, 06:47 PM #9
i dont ****ing wana go to therapy... i mean im not like a perv well i kinda am i guess but wtf....
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10-06-2005, 06:48 PM #10Killer Boots, Man!
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LMAO.Originally Posted by MMA Superstar
And I started the lol thing too.
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10-06-2005, 06:48 PM #11Banned
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Doctor: So... Uhmm... why did you f**k the cucumber son?
Enik: Well, I just wanted to know what p*ssy felt like.
That is so messed up. The Doc's gonna know you got some serious issues... wow... how sad.
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10-06-2005, 06:49 PM #12Killer Boots, Man!
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Then don't f*ck a cucumber while watching kiddie porn right in the middle of the house next time your parents go to a movie.Originally Posted by enik
Or just pay someone like 60 bucks to pretend they are you, and they go to all the therapy sessions for you.Kerry Adkisson (1960-1993)
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10-06-2005, 06:50 PM #13Hunting for moar fibras
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i saw the previous thread about this, and man i feel sorry for you but its so damn funny... BAHAHAHA
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10-06-2005, 06:56 PM #14Banned
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Most guys (and girls) have tried some pretty stupid stuff. (American Pie, for example).
It's pretty normal and the therapist will know it. Yeah, it sucks and all, but it could be worse.
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10-06-2005, 06:57 PM #15Damage Inc.
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LMAO!!!!! HAHAHA ahhh man im sorry to laugh but that is some funny A** SH*T, Heres an idea for ya! instead of using cucumbers, go out and get laid!!!
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10-06-2005, 06:59 PM #16
Hahaha Owned!!!
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10-06-2005, 07:00 PM #17Banned
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next time watch regular porn, they'll think your cured, unless you stick that cucumber up your ass. Then back to therapy with your freaky ass.
seriously how do you f@ck a cucumber? You must not be very well equipped.
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10-06-2005, 07:00 PM #18Exotic Game Hunter
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WTF were you doing with a cucumber anyway? Shoving it up your ass?Originally Posted by enikThis account was created for the purpose of roleplaying and satire. All posts, messages, images, or other media produced by this Bodybuilding.com profile, including stories, names, references to characters and incidents, and views expressed, are fictitious and intended as parody. No identification or association with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, or products is intended or should be inferred.
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10-06-2005, 07:01 PM #19Killer Boots, Man!
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HAHA.Originally Posted by NuggzTheNinjaKerry Adkisson (1960-1993)
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10-06-2005, 07:02 PM #21Unregistered User
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Just tell them you heard about it from American Pie, but since your cold mother doesn't bake you pies, you had to go and **** a cucumber.
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10-06-2005, 07:03 PM #22Misc Aviator
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lol
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10-06-2005, 07:05 PM #23Banned
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I use to work at a grocery and i never saw a cucumber that was big for me to fit my dick in
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10-06-2005, 07:07 PM #24Banned
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i ****ing love that picture.Originally Posted by bukshot
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10-06-2005, 07:08 PM #25Exotic Game Hunter
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How would you fit your dick inside an object that has no hole?????Originally Posted by Ripped MassThis account was created for the purpose of roleplaying and satire. All posts, messages, images, or other media produced by this Bodybuilding.com profile, including stories, names, references to characters and incidents, and views expressed, are fictitious and intended as parody. No identification or association with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, or products is intended or should be inferred.
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10-06-2005, 07:13 PM #26The Fleshrender
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He has none, that's how.Originally Posted by NuggzTheNinja
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10-06-2005, 07:14 PM #29Mata Leao
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