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09-22-2005, 03:52 PM
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Stay classy San Diego
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"Oh ****, why did I say that?"
What's you best example of an "OH shiat" moment with a hot girl?
For me, I was trying to be all PUA on a girl and she gave me a compliment and instead of saying thanks I said:
"OH c'mon now, I hear that all the time, you'll never get into my pants at this rate"
I guess she saw through my bull****, stared at me, said "Get into your pants?"
and then left.
What are yours?
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09-22-2005, 04:01 PM
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Don't hate cuz I'm CDN.
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I'da said that same thing... some girls would have found that funny.
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09-22-2005, 04:02 PM
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Stay classy San Diego
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Originally Posted by canadianslacker
I'da said that same thing... some girls would have found that funny.
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must have been my deliverance, I've known her for some time too, maybe she just had a bad day/ life
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Carpe diem.
I see no greatness in my self... I'm a simple-minded, child-like, insipid sort of moronic and kind of akward feeling adolescent.
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09-22-2005, 04:04 PM
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Don't hate cuz I'm CDN.
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probably a lesbian...
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09-22-2005, 04:15 PM
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BB rocks!
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Ya I'd say something like that too...the girl obviously took it the wrong way.
I've had many "Oh ****, why did I say that" moments. Since we're talking about PUA, I'll mention one for now.
The first night out after reading the thread, I called some girl's friend a bitch b/c she walked away from the convo. I only later realized she was actually helping me by isolated her friend and I. So needless to say, the girl I was talking to told her friend. Friend flipped me off meanwhile she was dancing on stage. No I didn't apologize...I didn't really care either.
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09-22-2005, 08:34 PM
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Who cares? Nothing is 100%
Anyway, I say something like "oh is that your pickup line? I've heard better but not bad"
Maybe the getting into your pants **** was too much. Who knows. At least you tried. That's the only way you learn. You win some. You lose some. But you LIVE. You live to fight another day.
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09-22-2005, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by DLStar64
must have been my deliverance, I've known her for some time too, maybe she just had a bad day/life
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LMAO
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09-22-2005, 09:10 PM
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damn that sucked:
hot girl: I daydream alot
Me: Same here- in the shower
hot girl: "looks in disgust"
Me: "Damn I just pwned myself"
what I ment is that I really daydream in the shower. There is not much else to do... but she thought i am a chronic masterbator or something
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09-22-2005, 09:44 PM
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Work In Progress
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me and a friend met 3 girls at the movie after talking to them several days. it was kind of akward because i didn't know what to do back then. later that night this is the convo:
me: yeah it cool
her: so what did you think of us?
me: in what way?
her: looks
me: i can't say
her: just tell me
me: ok...
me: crap g2g
she signed off and i never heard from her again. what i actually meant was that i was going to tell her but then sign off and leave her not knowing what i was going to say. just tease her, but it came out really wrong and i noticed the minute i hit enter, but it was too late then. oh well, she wasn't a looker anyway so no big deal, i didn't plan on seeing her again. oh yeah, and another tip: never try to explain to a girl what the word f***able means. i've learned that that's a word only guys use with each other when talking about a girl, not TO the girl.
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09-23-2005, 08:18 AM
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tattoos <3
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A convo when I was drunk
Me: I got a STD once, but now its all cleared up
Sober girl: Really
*doesnt talk to me for 3 months*
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09-23-2005, 08:36 AM
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The conformist
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Originally Posted by FreeBirdbulker
Me: I got a STD once, but now its all cleared up
Sober girl: Really
*doesnt talk to me for 3 months*
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09-23-2005, 11:58 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Originally Posted by FreeBirdbulker
A convo when I was drunk
Me: I got a STD once, but now its all cleared up
Sober girl: Really
*doesnt talk to me for 3 months*
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wow strong liquor
wtF??
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Originally Posted by X tupac X
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09-23-2005, 01:09 PM
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7 years and counting...
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On the last day of work, this cute blonde asked me "Are you going to miss me?". I jokingly laughed and said "Not really.."
I get back to my dorm room an hour later and i'm like "Oh ****, thats not what i meant..." I seriously could have been screwing her that night..DAMMIT..
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09-23-2005, 02:06 PM
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Hot girl: "Hi"
Me "My penis is really small."
Hot girl: "oh."
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09-23-2005, 02:32 PM
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Great Thread
Lol, these are hillarious. Keep em' coming!
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09-23-2005, 02:44 PM
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\/\/0\/\/ $Tr0Ng 4Rm$
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me "hi, my name is tha dun sci"
girl "um, excuse me?"
me "im the #1 dun, youknowutimsayin?"
girl *walks away embarrassed*
me "wow strong arms"
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09-23-2005, 02:45 PM
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\/\/0\/\/ $Tr0Ng 4Rm$
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Originally Posted by squatlover
Hot girl: "Hi"
Me "My penis is really small."
Hot girl: "oh."
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BAHAHAHAHA!!!
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09-23-2005, 04:41 PM
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Annoying Middle Easterner
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Me: Wow your eye color is so fake
Her: Have some respect!
Another one...
Me: So, you're giving out your number to random strangers huh?
Her: ...that's my man.
Another one...
Me: Hey aren't you the cleaning lady here?
Her: Umm...everyone has to clean around here.
Another one...
Her: So how'd that shirt fit?
Me: Could you not ****ing disturb me while I put try on these clothes? *shoves her*
I've got alot more.
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09-23-2005, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DLStar64
"OH c'mon now, I hear that all the time, you'll never get into my pants at this rate"
I guess she saw through my bull****, stared at me, said "Get into your pants?"
and then left.
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Thats good lol
I have a few good ones but none off the top of my head
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09-23-2005, 05:10 PM
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are you ready?
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tell me i juss didnt say that
this girl was compimenting me and my ego kept gettin bigger and bigger , so finally i saw this other girl and i told the girl who is giviing me compliments well if im so great why am i wasting my time with u and walked off to the other chix............
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09-23-2005, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by thefranchize05
this girl was compimenting me and my ego kept gettin bigger and bigger , so finally i saw this other girl and i told the girl who is giviing me compliments well if im so great why am i wasting my time with u and walked off to the other chix............
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09-23-2005, 05:29 PM
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Her: Hey, how's it goin?
Me: STFU, bitch
Another
Girl: Hey, hows it goin, I'm kristy!
Me: Oh well, that's too bad...because I'm Gay.
Me: (5 minues later) DOH!!!
Somechick: So, hows life and everything goin?
Me: Oh, just lost my grandmother, im failing my classes, I have an exam tomorrow that I haven't even studied for yet, my dog just died, and I havent showered in two days because of the stress....but other than that, FINE! Thanks for asking...now how is your day going?
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09-23-2005, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 94SexyStang
Her: Hey, how's it goin?
Me: STFU, bitch
Another
Girl: Hey, hows it goin, I'm kristy!
Me: Oh well, that's too bad...because I'm Gay.
Me: (5 minues later) DOH!!!
Somechick: So, hows life and everything goin?
Me: Oh, just lost my grandmother, im failing my classes, I have an exam tomorrow that I haven't even studied for yet, my dog just died, and I havent showered in two days because of the stress....but other than that, FINE! Thanks for asking...now how is your day going?
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i bet you get laid alot
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09-23-2005, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by DLStar64
must have been my deliverance, I've known her for some time too, maybe she just had a bad day/ life
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It was a little too sexual. I mean think about it, you're basically activating every anti-slut social trigger she has to turn off her sex drive. Besides this is someone you already know and she has already formed an opinion about how you are.
So anything different is going to be like WTF?
Maybe a little better would be something like.
Her: says compliment
You: (pauses thoughtfully, scratches head) Hey, that's not a bad pickup line. I oughta write that down. Hey, speaking of pickup lines what do you think about this one (say really nasty or corny pickup line)
You'll get away with it because you can say its' your friends favorite line or you overheard a guy (or even girl) say this to another guy or girl, etc.
The whole time she'll be trying to interject to say she wasn't trying to pick you up but you just keep interrupting talking about pickup lines. LOL
She may even go I WAS NOT TRYING TO PICK YOU UP!
You: (surpirsed) Wow you're really emotional about this, don't worry I think it's cute you like me.
That's more along the lines of what you want to be doing. Avoid being offensive in a way that sets off her social conditioning.
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09-23-2005, 07:31 PM
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Autobots, ROLLOUT!
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"my name is jim jones. im a member of the notorious rap group, the diplomats. mess with me and i ll put the eagle on your chest like a dipset chain. CHEA!"
she didnt beleieve me
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09-23-2005, 07:34 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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Originally Posted by 1/2man1/2amazin
"my name is jim jones. im a member of the notorious rap group, the diplomats. mess with me and i ll put the eagle on your chest like a dipset chain. CHEA!"
she didnt beleieve me
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Aye!
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09-23-2005, 10:27 PM
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Banned
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"Hi, want to go out?"
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09-23-2005, 11:43 PM
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me: hi asl?
her: what?
me: rotflmao
her: um, sorry?
me: lolz
her: *walks away embarrased*
me: brb omg!!
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09-24-2005, 12:03 AM
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Stay classy San Diego
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LOL good stuff guys. I get drunk for one day and leave, and this thread takes off. People say some stupid stuff.
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Carpe diem.
I see no greatness in my self... I'm a simple-minded, child-like, insipid sort of moronic and kind of akward feeling adolescent.
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09-24-2005, 03:44 AM
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Annoying Middle Easterner
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Originally Posted by 1/2man1/2amazin
"my name is jim jones. im a member of the notorious rap group, the diplomats. mess with me and i ll put the eagle on your chest like a dipset chain. CHEA!"
she didnt beleieve me
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