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    Totaly Crazy Sex Positions !!!! must see now !!!!! ...

    Totaly Crazy Sex Positions ( extreme )

    I don't know where my friend found this , but this is nuts lmfao....


    1.Donkey Punch
    You have sex in doggy style.. just before you jizz you put your sausage
    into her butt and you hit her on the back of the head hard enough so she
    fells unconscious and squizes her ass , the feeling is incredible.


    2.Dog in Bathtub
    You are nailing her in the butt and when you are doing this you squize your
    balls inside too. Its a extremly difficult position just like trying to
    wash a dog in the bathtub.


    3.Wild Horse
    You have sex in doggy style.. then you grab her by the tits as hard as you can and start calling
    her a big fat stupid biach. She will then try to escape , when she is escaping
    you will feel like you are riding a wild horse.


    4.Dirty Sanchez / Hitler
    When you have sex in doggy style you push ur finger in her back hole and you
    pull it betwen her nose and lips so it leaves a brown trail.
    The girl now looks like dirty sanchez or hitler.
    Wild horse is a good position too use after this.

    5.Afterburner
    You can do this in missionary or doggy style. Before you jizz you fart
    really hard and light the fart with your lighter.. The force that is
    released allows you to penetrate 3cm deeper.


    6.Angry Dragon
    When you are getting a head you jizz in her mouth.. just before she swallows
    hit her really hard on the back of the head so she blows it trough her
    nose , during this she is supposed to look like a angry dragon that is
    blowing fire.


    7.Suprize from Santa
    When your doing her when she is turned towards you whisper in her ear:
    I have a suprize for you...
    Then pull your ding out fast and ram it up her butt and say: HO HO HO
    Santa is here.
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    Cheesecake: When she's giving you head and you nut in her mouth right before she swallows punch her in the nose so she coughs up n spits out blood and jizz (no benchncurls).

    Rodeo: just like wild horse but grab her nipples and say you have AIDS.

    Cinncinatie Bow Tow: Titty **** a girl backwards so that your balls are in her face and your dick looks like she's wearing a tie.

    There were some more but I forgot them. Just go on urban dictionary and type one of these in and look up the related ones.
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    haha Cinncinatie Bow Tow is good
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    hahha
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    Whats your favorite position from here guys? lol
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    Originally Posted by BuildKing View Post
    Totaly Crazy Sex Positions ( extreme )

    I don't know where my friend found this , but this is nuts lmfao....


    1.Donkey Punch
    You have sex in doggy style.. just before you jizz you put your sausage
    into her butt and you hit her on the back of the head hard enough so she
    fells unconscious and squizes her ass , the feeling is incredible.


    2.Dog in Bathtub
    You are nailing her in the butt and when you are doing this you squize your
    balls inside too. Its a extremly difficult position just like trying to
    wash a dog in the bathtub.


    3.Wild Horse
    You have sex in doggy style.. then you grab her by the tits as hard as you can and start calling
    her a big fat stupid biach. She will then try to escape , when she is escaping
    you will feel like you are riding a wild horse.


    4.Dirty Sanchez / Hitler
    When you have sex in doggy style you push ur finger in her back hole and you
    pull it betwen her nose and lips so it leaves a brown trail.
    The girl now looks like dirty sanchez or hitler.
    Wild horse is a good position too use after this.

    5.Afterburner
    You can do this in missionary or doggy style. Before you jizz you fart
    really hard and light the fart with your lighter.. The force that is
    released allows you to penetrate 3cm deeper.


    6.Angry Dragon
    When you are getting a head you jizz in her mouth.. just before she swallows
    hit her really hard on the back of the head so she blows it trough her
    nose , during this she is supposed to look like a angry dragon that is
    blowing fire.


    7.Suprize from Santa
    When your doing her when she is turned towards you whisper in her ear:
    I have a suprize for you...
    Then pull your ding out fast and ram it up her butt and say: HO HO HO
    Santa is here.
    repped
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    Haha I got an image of wild horse in my head and I LUL'd
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    Originally Posted by POSITIVhIPhOP View Post
    Haha I got an image of wild horse in my head and I LUL'd
    Try too imagine Angry Dragon LOL
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    Houdini: Do your girl doggy style, and then pull out your d!ck. Spit on her back, and she'll think that you cummed on her back. As she turns around...BLAST her in the face.
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    no angry pirate, either?

    This list fails.
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    Originally Posted by El Gilbro View Post
    no angry pirate, either?

    This list fails.
    Sorry too disapoint you , I just got these
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    Originally Posted by jughead4466 View Post
    Houdini: Do your girl doggy style, and then pull out your d!ck. Spit on her back, and she'll think that you cummed on her back. As she turns around...BLAST her in the face.
    Another version that's pretty lol.......

    Do her doggy style near a window with the lights out. Switch out with a friend that's hiding in the closet. Run outside and wave to her through the window as she's getting plowed.
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    Angry Pirate:

    When getting head, pull out and nut in her eye then kick her in the shin. She'll hop around like a one-eyed, peg-legged, pissed off pirate.
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    the rodeo: You're doing your girl doggy. then you tell her you have aids. try and hold on as long as you can! bonus points if you hold on longer then 7 seconds
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    Originally Posted by El Gilbro View Post
    Another version that's pretty lol.......

    Do her doggy style near a window with the lights out. Switch out with a friend that's hiding in the closet. Run outside and wave to her through the window as she's getting plowed.
    the classic superman haha

    dirty pirate: nut in her eye and kick her in the shin.
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    the abe lincoln and the vegetarian hot lunch are banned in 45 states
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    Originally Posted by El Gilbro View Post
    Angry Pirate:

    When getting head, pull out and nut in her eye then kick her in the shin. She'll hop around like a one-eyed, peg-legged, pissed off pirate.
    lolll
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    Originally Posted by BEhave View Post
    the abe lincoln and the vegetarian hot lunch are banned in 45 states
    abe lincoln: when someones asleep, nut on their face and trip ur pubes on their face and they'll wake up with a "bierd"

    edit: idk what the vegetarian hot lunch is...explain
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    beat me to the angry pirate!
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    Houdini: Do your girl doggy style, and then pull out your d!ck. Spit on her back, and she'll think that you cummed on her back. As she turns around...BLAST her in the face.
    thats the philly fake out

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    edit: idk what the vegetarian hot lunch is...explain


    The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."
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    Doing her doggy on the floor, cut her arms out from under her and push her around the room bumping into furniture.
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    You an find the whole list on www.dirty-proverbs.com.

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    Originally Posted by Dirk Diggler View Post
    You an find the whole list on www.dirty-proverbs.com.

    The Tony Danza is pretty funny.
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    Originally Posted by Time4Abs View Post
    The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."
    I thought cleveland steamer was when you took a dumb on their chest?

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    **** u all

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    u r all sick ****s anyone on here have daughters would u want a man doing this to them would it still b funny its basically a guide on demeaning and rapeing women
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    Well that was quite the bump
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    Originally Posted by darcy22 View Post
    u r all sick ****s anyone on here have daughters would u want a man doing this to them would it still b funny its basically a guide on demeaning and rapeing women
    u all must b ***s all u talk about is anle I hope if u all have gfs they smart enough to leave yer sick asses but cheat on u firts hopefully w yer brothers and best friends
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