Totaly Crazy Sex Positions ( extreme )
I don't know where my friend found this , but this is nuts lmfao....
You have sex in doggy style.. just before you jizz you put your sausage
into her butt and you hit her on the back of the head hard enough so she
fells unconscious and squizes her ass , the feeling is incredible.
2.Dog in Bathtub
You are nailing her in the butt and when you are doing this you squize your
balls inside too. Its a extremly difficult position just like trying to
wash a dog in the bathtub.
You have sex in doggy style.. then you grab her by the tits as hard as you can and start calling
her a big fat stupid biach. She will then try to escape , when she is escaping
you will feel like you are riding a wild horse.
4.Dirty Sanchez / Hitler
When you have sex in doggy style you push ur finger in her back hole and you
pull it betwen her nose and lips so it leaves a brown trail.
The girl now looks like dirty sanchez or hitler.
Wild horse is a good position too use after this.
You can do this in missionary or doggy style. Before you jizz you fart
really hard and light the fart with your lighter.. The force that is
released allows you to penetrate 3cm deeper.
When you are getting a head you jizz in her mouth.. just before she swallows
hit her really hard on the back of the head so she blows it trough her
nose , during this she is supposed to look like a angry dragon that is
7.Suprize from Santa
When your doing her when she is turned towards you whisper in her ear:
I have a suprize for you...
Then pull your ding out fast and ram it up her butt and say: HO HO HO
Santa is here.